Category:Donald And Douglas (February 10, 1998) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Video Treasures Tracking Control)
 * (The Video Treasures FBI Warning Then Appears)
 * (We Soon The 1998-1999 Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Is Soon Followed)
 * (The Thomas US Season 4 Intro Appears And We Begin Donald And Douglas)
 * George Carlin: Donald And Douglas Are Twins And Had Arrived From Scotland To Help Sir Topham Hatt, But Only One Engine Had Been Excepted. The Twins Meant Well, But Did Cause Confusion. Sir Topham Hatt Had Given Them Numbers, Donald 9 And Douglas 10, But He Was Still Sending One Engine Home. There Was A Break Van In The Yard That Had Taken A Dislike To Douglas. Things Always Went Wrong When He Had To Take It Out. His Trains Were Late And He Was Blamed. Douglas Began To Worry. Donald, His Twin, Was Angry.
 * Donald: You're A Muckle Nuisance!
 * George Carlin: Said Donald.
 * Donald: It's To Leave You Behind I'd Be Wanting.
 * Break Van: You Can't!
 * George Carlin: Said The Break Van.
 * Break Van: I'm Essential!
 * Donald: Och Are You?
 * George Carlin: Donald Burst Out.
 * Donald: You're Nothing But A Screeching And A Noise When All Set Done. Spite Douggie, Would Ya? Take That!
 * Break Van: Ow! Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Cried The Van.
 * Donald: There's More Coming Should You Misbehave.
 * George Carlin: The Van Behave Better After That. Until One Day, Donald Had An Accident. The Rails Were Slippery. He Couldn't Stop In Time. Donald Wasn't Hurt, But Sir Topham Hatt Was Most Annoyed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Am Disappointed, Donald. I Didn't Expect Such, Er, Clumsiness From You. I Had Decided To Sent Douglas Back And Keep You.
 * Donald: I'm Sorry, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Donald.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Should Think So, Too. You Have Upset My Arrangements. Now James Will Have To Help You With The Goods Work, While You Have Your Tender Mended. James Won't Like That.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Was Right. James Grumbled Dreadfully About Extra Work.
 * Douglas: Anyone Would Think.
 * George Carlin: Said Douglas.
 * Douglas: That Donald Had Had His Accident On Purpose. I Heard Tell About An Engine And Some Tar Wagons.
 * James: Shut Up!
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: It's Not Funny.
 * George Carlin: He Didn't Like To Be Remind About His Own Accident.
 * Donald: Well, Well, Well! Surely, James, It Wasn't You. You Didn't Say.
 * George Carlin: James Didn't Say. He Slouched Sulkily Away.
 * Break Van: James Is Cross!
 * George Carlin: Sniggered The Spiteful Break Van.
 * Break Van: We'll Try To Make Him Crosser Still!
 * Cars: Hold Back!
 * George Carlin: Giggled The Freight Cars To Each Other. James Did His Best, But He Was Exhausted When They Reached Edward's Station. Luckily, Douglas Was There.
 * James: Help Me Up The Hill, Please!
 * George Carlin: These Freight Cars Are Playing Tricks.
 * Douglas: We'll Show Them.
 * George Carlin: Said Douglas. Slowly But Surely, The Snorting Engines Forced The Freight Cars Up The Hill. But James Was Losing Steam.
 * James: I Can't Do It, I Can't Do It!
 * Douglas: Leave It To Me!
 * George Carlin: Shouted Douglas. The Conductor Was Anxious.
 * Conductor: Go Steady! The Van's Breaking!
 * George Carlin: The Van Was In Pieces. No One Had Been Hurt, And Soon Edward Came To Clear The Mess. Sir Topham Hatt Was Board.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Might Have Known It Would Be Douglas.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Edward: Douglas Was Grand, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: James Had No Steam Left, But Douglas Worked Hard Enough For Free. I Heard Him From My Yard.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Two Would Have Been Enough.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Want To Be Fair, Douglas, But I Don't Know. I Really Don't Know.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Was Making Up His Mind About Which Engine To Send Away, But That's Another Story.
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