The Water Buffalo Song

The Water Buffalo Song is the first Silly Songs with Larry.

Lyrics
Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.

Larry: The Water Buffalo Song!

Everybody's got a water buffalo.

Yours is fast, but mine is slow.

Oh where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I took my buffalo to the store.

Got his head stuck in the door.

Spilled some lima beans on the floor.

Oh, everybody's got a...

Archibald: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing!?! You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say:

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.

Yours is pink, but mine is blue.

Hers was small but...

Archibald: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!