Category:All At Sea And Other Thomas Stories (October 6, 1993) Full

Transcript

 * (We Open This Video With The Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
 * (We Then See The 1993-1994 Strand Home Video Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Is Soon Followed)
 * (We Then See The Thomas Season 3 Intro And We Begin Percy's Ghostly Trick)
 * (Owl Hooting Twice)
 * (Ghost Whistle Blows)
 * Percy: And Every Year On The Date Of The Accident, It Runs Again As A Warning To Others, Plunging Into The Gap, Shrieking Like A Lost Soul.
 * Thomas: Percy What Are You Talking About?
 * Percy: The Ghost Train. Driver Saw It Last Night.
 * Thomas And Toby: Where?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas And Toby.
 * Percy: He Didn't Say, Oh It Makes My Wheels Wobble To Think Of It.
 * Thomas: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You're Just A Silly Little Engine. I'm Not Scared.
 * Percy: Thomas Didn't Believe In Ghosts.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy Next Morning. His Driver Laughed.
 * Percy's Driver: Neither Do I. It Was Only A Pretend Ghost Story.
 * George Carlin: Percy Was Disappointed. That Evening, He Came Back From The Harbor. Percy Knew Where He Was, Even In The Dark.
 * Percy: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We Shan't Be Long Now.
 * George Carlin: He Liked Running At Night. The Rails Hummed And The Signal Light Shown Green. But A Broken Cartload Of Lime Lay Ahead. Sam The Farmer Had Just Gone For Help.
 * (Percy's Whistle Toots And A Loud Crash Is Heard As He Hits The Cart)
 * George Carlin: Percy Broke The Cart To Smithereens. Lime Flew Everywhere. He Puffed Quickly To The Nearest Signal Box. Percy's Driver Explained What Had Happened.
 * Signalman: I'll See To It.
 * George Carlin: Said The Signalman.
 * Signalman: But You Better Clean Percy, Or People Will Think He's A Ghost.
 * George Carlin: Percy Chuckled.
 * Percy: Do Let's Pretend I'm A Ghost And Scared Thomas. That'll Teach Him To See I'm A Silly Little Engine.
 * George Carlin: Toby Promised To Help.
 * (Toby Leaves Percy And Heads Back To The Sheds)
 * George Carlin: Thomas Was Being Oiled Up For His Evening Train.
 * Toby: Percy's Had An Accident!
 * George Carlin: Cried Toby.
 * Thomas: Poor Engine.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Botheration! That Means I'll Be Late!
 * Toby: They've Cleared The Line For You, But There's Something Worse.
 * Thomas: Out With It, Toby, I Can't Wait All Evening.
 * Toby: I've Just Seen Something.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Toby: It Looked Like Percy's Ghost. It Said It Was Coming Here To Warn Us.
 * Thomas: Pooh! Who Cares? Don't Be Frightened, Toby. I'll Take Care Of You.
 * (We Can Hear Percy's Whistle And A Loud Brake Sound)
 * Percy: (Ghostly Voice) Peep, Peep, Peep-Peep-Peep, Peep! Let Me In, Let Me In!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Percy.
 * Toby: No, No! Not By The Smoke On My Chimney Chim, Chim!
 * Percy: (Ghostly Voice) I'll Chuff And I'll Puff And I'll Break Your Door In!
 * (The Doors Open And Reveal Percy All Along)
 * Thomas: Oh Dear!
 * George Carlin: Exclaimed Thomas.
 * Thomas: It's Getting Late. Oh, I Have No Idea. Oh, I Must Find Annie And Clarabel.
 * George Carlin: It Was Morning When Thomas Returned.
 * Toby: Where Have You Been?
 * George Carlin: Asked Toby.
 * Thomas: Ah Well.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Knew You Be Sad About Percy, And I Didn't Like To Intrude. I Slept In The Freight Shed And...
 * (Percy's Whistle Is Heard Again, Along With A Ghostly One)
 * Thomas: Oh, Sorry, Can't Stop. Gotta See A Coach About A Train.
 * George Carlin: Percy Was Non The Worse For His Adventure, And Was Still Enjoying Himself Enormously. He Had Heard Everything.
 * Percy: Well, Well, Well! What Do You Know About That?
 * Toby: Anyone Would Think...
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Toby.
 * Toby: ...That Our Thomas Was Just Seen A Ghost!
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin James Goes Buzz Buzz)
 * George Carlin: Trevor The Traction Engine Was Enjoying His Work In The Vicarage Orchard. Birds Were Singing And Apples Were Brightening On The Trees. It Was A Lovely Day.
 * James: Hello Trevor.
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: You Look As Bright And Cheerful As My Red Paint.
 * Trevor: Oh I Am.
 * George Carlin: Replied Trevor.
 * James: What's That Noise?
 * Trevor: It's The Bees.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Trevor.
 * Trevor: They're All In These Boxy Things Called Beehives. I'm Taking Them To The Station. The Vicar Says His Bees Make Good Honey And He's Giving Some Of Them To His Friends.
 * George Carlin: Just Then, BoCo The New Diesel Engine Hummed In.
 * BoCo: Take Care You 2. Don't Make The Bees Angry. They Might Sting You.
 * George Carlin: James Didn't Like Being Told What To Do By A Diesel And He Buzzed Away.
 * BoCo: Goodbye, Trevor.
 * George Carlin: Called BoCo And Set-Off To See Duck At The Next Station. Bill And Ben The Tank Engine Twins Were Busy Arranging Cars. But They Scampered Off When They Saw BoCo.
 * BoCo: I Remember The First Time I Met Those 2.
 * George Carlin: Laughed BoCo.
 * BoCo: They Nearly Made My Eyes Pop Out. Edward Soon Put A Stop In Their Games.
 * Duck: Edward Is The Only One Who Can Keep Bill And Ben In Order.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Duck.
 * Duck: I Sometimes Call Them "The Bees".
 * BoCo: A Good Name.
 * George Carlin: Replied BoCo.
 * BoCo: They're Terrors When They Start Buzzing Around.
 * George Carlin: James Bustled In.
 * James: What's That, Duck? Are You Afraid Of Bees? They're Only Insects After All, So Don't Let That Buzz Box Diesel Tell You Different.
 * Duck: His Name Is BoCo, And He Didn't. We...
 * James: I Wouldn't Care, If Hundreds Were Swarming Around. I'd Just Blow Smoke And Make Them Buzz Off.
 * Duck: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.
 * George Carlin: Retorted Duck. The Next Morning, James Arrived At The Station To Collect His Coaches. The Passengers Were Excited And Keened To Get On Board. The Platform Was Crowded And The Porter Was In A Hurry.
 * Porter: Mind Your Backs.
 * George Carlin: He Shouted. Then There Was Trouble. The Beehive Fell And Broke Open. The Station Cleared Like Magic. James Heard A Familiar Buzzing. The Bees Were To Cold To Be Cross So They Buzzed Around The Fireman Hoping He'd Mend Their Hive. But He Didn't Understand, Nor Did His Driver. So The Bees Turned To James. His Boiler Was Nice And Warm.
 * James: Buzz Off! Buzz Off!
 * George Carlin: Hissed James. 1 Bee Burnt Its Foot.
 * Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
 * George Carlin: The Bee Thought James Had Burnt Him On Purpose.
 * (The Bee Charges Toward James)
 * George Carlin: So It Stung James Right Back On The Nose.
 * (Doink!)
 * James: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James. He Had Enough So Had His Fireman And Driver. They Didn't Notice Till Too Late That They Had Left All Their Coaches Behind. They Tried Everything To Get Rid Of The Bees. First They Spun On The Turntable But To No Avail. They Tried Washing Them Off But The Bees Clung Harder To James' Warm Boiler. Then They Tried Smoking Them Off By Going Through A Long Tunnel. But Still The Bees Wouldn't Go Away.
 * Driver: It's No Good, James.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: We'll Just Have To Get Back To The Orchard And Fetch Another Hive.
 * George Carlin: James' Reply Was Drowned By The Sound Of Buzzing. The Vicar Was Waiting Anxiously For James. When He Arrived, The Buzz Swarm Straight Into Their New Home.
 * Driver: Come On, James.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: What You Need Now Is A Good Hose Down.
 * George Carlin: Later That Evening, James Was Resting In The Shed When The Vicar Came To See Him.
 * Vicar: Thank You For Saving My Bees.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Vicar: It's The Pity It's Not Christmas, Then We Call You James The Red-Nosed Engine.
 * George Carlin: Everyone Laughed Even James. But Instead, They Decided To Call James "The Bees Knees", Which Means They Thought He Was More Useful Than Ever.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin All At Sea)
 * George Carlin: Percy And Duck Like Working At The Harbor By The Sea. On A Clear Summer's Night, There's No Better Place To Be. The Big Ships Bring Passengers. Cargo Ships Carry Machinery And Other Things. Duck And Percy Puffed Backwards And Forwards With The Crates Of Cargo As They Are Loaded And Unloaded By The Keyside. One Morning, Duck And Percy Noticed That The Horizon Was Packed With Sails Flapping Against The Blue Sky.
 * Duck: I Wish I Could Sail To Faraway Lands.
 * George Carlin: Sighed Duck.
 * Percy: Engines Can't Go Sailing.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Percy.
 * Percy: Because Engines Can't Float.
 * George Carlin: Duck Still Had His Dreams. Suddenly, They Were Rudely Interrupted.
 * Harold: Wakey, Wakey.
 * George Carlin: Hovered Harold.
 * Duck: I'm Looking At The Boats.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck.
 * Harold: That's The Regatta. Lots Of Boats, Lots Of Races. Great Fun. I Hover Around In Case I'm Needed.
 * Duck: Do You Go To The Horizon?
 * George Carlin: Asked Duck.
 * Harold: Yes And Beyond.
 * Percy: I Didn't Know There Was A Beyond.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Percy.
 * Duck: Do You Go To Other Places At Sea?
 * George Carlin: Continued Duck.
 * Harold: Certainly. I Can Land On Ships You Know. Anywhere, Anytime. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: Duck Sighed. He Went On Talking About The Regatta All Day. Percy Lost Patience.
 * Percy: Well, Duck, I'd Rather Have My Wheels On Solid Ground. Our Rails Can Take Us To All The Places We Can Ever Wish To See.
 * (We Hear A Siren Wailing)
 * Duck's Driver: That's An Emergency.
 * George Carlin: Called Duck's Driver.
 * Duck's Driver: I'll Check With The Harbormaster.
 * George Carlin: He Returned With Bad News.
 * Duck's Driver: A Man Taking Part In The Regatta Had Hurt His Hand. We're To Take Him To The Hospital At The Next Station. Harold's Bringing Him Now. Come On.
 * (Duck Hurries To The Scene Just In Time To See Harold Land)
 * Harold: Good To See You Again, Duck.
 * George Carlin: Whirred Harold As He Landed Carefully On The Platform. The Man Was Gently Helped To Safety.
 * Harold: My Job Is To Stay At Sea In Case Of Other Emergencies. Otherwise I Will Take This Gentleman To Hospital Myself. Must Fly. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: Duck Set Off On His Journey. Soon He Was Steaming Well And His Wheels Were Thundering Along The Track. When They Reached The Station, The Man Thanked Everyone And Bertie Got Ready To Take Him To The Hospital.
 * Bertie: You Look Splendid Flying Along The Line, Duck.
 * George Carlin: Bloat Bertie.
 * Bertie: No Wonder They Call You Great Western.
 * Duck: Thank You, Bertie. Percy's Right.
 * George Carlin: He Thought To Himself.
 * Duck: Engines Are Happiest When Their Wheels Are Firmly On The Rails.
 * George Carlin: That Night, Percy And Duck Stayed A Little Longer At The Key. The Air Was Warm And The Sea Calmed.
 * Duck: There's A Shooting Star.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Percy: Don't Be Daft.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Percy.
 * Percy: It's Harold. Look, He's Hovering Overhead.
 * George Carlin: Something Fluttered Down Towards Duck. His Driver Caught It.
 * Duck's Driver: It's A Flag From The Regatta. Harold's Giving It To You As A Present, Duck.
 * Duck: That Was Kind Of Harold.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Duck.
 * Duck: He May Have Whirly Arms Instead Of Wheels. But He Seems To Understand Just What An Engine Needs.
 * George Carlin: Duck Still Wonders About The Lands Beyond The Horizon. But I Think He Knows That, Sometimes, The Best Travels Are Those We Can Only Dream About. Don't You?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin One Good Turn)
 * George Carlin: Bill And Ben Are The Most Mischievous Engines Working On Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. They're Kept Busy Pushing And Pulling Cars Up And Down The Line That Runs From The China Clay Works To The Harbour Yard. They Like To Have Fun Together And Often Play Tricks On The Workmen.
 * (Bill Pulls The Cars Away And Soot Falls On The Tracks)
 * George Carlin: But Sometimes, Their Teasing Ways Can Get Them Into Trouble. One Morning, Sir Topham Hatt Came To See Them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Important Goods Have Arrived In The Big Yard. Bill And Ben, I Need You To Help The Other Engines.
 * Bill And Ben: Oh, Yes, Of Course, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Replied The Twins. They Set-Off Happily On Their Important Mission. BoCo Was Resting In The Yard When Suddenly He Heard A Pair Of Familiar Whistles.
 * BoCo: Hmm.
 * George Carlin: Sighed BoCo.
 * BoCo: Here Comes Trouble.
 * Bill: Sir Topham Hatt Told Us You Were Tired.
 * George Carlin: Teased Bill.
 * Bill: He Asked Us To Take All Your Cars For You.
 * BoCo: You 2 Never Stopped Do You? But I'm Wise To Your Pranks And We Do Need Help Here.
 * George Carlin: The Twins Were Soon Busy Pushing And Pulling The Heavy Cars Into Place. At Last, The Day's Work Was Done. The Twins Now Became Excited. They Were Going To Use The Turntable For The 1st Time. Bill Went First.
 * Bill: This Is Fun!
 * George Carlin: He Shrieked To Ben. He Didn't Want To Move Off At All. The Foreman Stopped The Turntable.
 * Foreman: Please Make Way For The Other Engines.
 * George Carlin: He Ordered. Bill Did So, But The Foreman Had Accidentally Stopped The Turntable In The Wrong Place. Bill Was On The Wrong Track And There Was Ben Puffing Directly Toward Him. The Engines Came To A Grinding Halt.
 * (Bill And Ben Stop Against Each Other)
 * George Carlin: They Gazed Grimly At Each Other.
 * Bill: I Was Here First!
 * George Carlin: Said Bill.
 * Ben: But You're In My Way!
 * George Carlin: Protested Ben.
 * Ben: You'll Have To Back Up Again!
 * Bill: I Won't!
 * Ben: You Will!
 * Bill: I Won't!
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Came To Stop The Noise.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If You Don't Behave, I Shall Not Allow You Here Again.
 * George Carlin: The Next Day, Ben Was Still Grumpy.
 * Ben: That Bill! Imagine Getting In My Way On The Turntable. He's A Really Silly Engine!
 * BoCo: The Way I Heard It.
 * George Carlin: Sighed BoCo.
 * BoCo: It Sounded Like You Were Both To Blame.
 * Ben: Pooh! You Must Have Heard It All Wrong!
 * George Carlin: The Twins Grumbled About Each Other All Day. Even Kind Edward Lost Patience.
 * Edward: All This Grumbling Spreads Bad Atmosphere In The Yard.
 * BoCo: You're Quite Right And That's Way I Come Up With A Plan.
 * George Carlin: BoCo Whispered His Plan To Edward. Then His Driver Told Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'll Start Making Arrangements Right Away.
 * George Carlin: The Next Morning He Called Bill And Ben Into The Yard.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: BoCo Is Taking The Special Train To The Harbour. His Regular Heavy Goods Train Is Waiting On The Siding. You Can Pull It Together.
 * Ben: But...
 * Bill: But...
 * George Carlin: Protested Bill And Ben Who Were Still Not Speaking To Each Other.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. I Knew I Can Rely On You 2.
 * Ben: I'll Take The Train Myself.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ben.
 * Bill: Go Right Ahead.
 * George Carlin: Said Bill. Ben Was Coupled Up To The Train Of Freight Cars, But They Were Too Heavy For Him To Move Alone.
 * (Ben Attempts To Pull A Train)
 * Bill: Go On.
 * George Carlin: Teased Bill.
 * Ben: I Can't!
 * George Carlin: Said Ben. Then Suddenly, Both Twins Laughed.
 * Bill: I Don't Think We'll Take Turns This Time, Ben.
 * George Carlin: Said Bill.
 * Bill: I Think We Better Pull Together!
 * George Carlin: Ben Was Delighted. It Was Good To Be Helping Each Other. Best Of All, It Was Good To Be Friends Again.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Whistles And Sneezes)
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Cross.
 * Gordon: Why Should Henry Have A New Shape?
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled.
 * Gordon: A Shape Good Enough For Me Is Good Enough For Him. He Goes Gallivanting Off, Leaving Us To Do His Work, And Comes Back Saying How Happy He Feels. It's Disgraceful. And There's Another Thing: Henry Whistles Too Much. No Respectable Engine Ever Whistles Loudly At Stations. It Isn't Wrong, But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: Poor Henry Didn't Feel Happy Anymore.
 * Percy: Never Mind.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: I'm Glad You're Home Again. I Like Your Whistling.
 * Gordon: Goodbye, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Called Gordon.
 * Gordon: We're Glad To Have You With Us Again. But Remember What I Said.
 * George Carlin: Later, Henry Stopped At Edward's Station.
 * Edward: Hello, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: You Look Splendid. I Was Pleased To Hear Your Happy Whistle Yesterday.
 * Henry: Thank You, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Henry.
 * (We Hear A Screeching Noise)
 * Henry: Shh, Shh. Can You Hear Something?
 * Edward: It Sounds Like Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: And It Ought To Be Gordon. But Gordon Never Whistles Like That.
 * George Carlin: It was Gordon. He Came Rushing Down The Hill Of A Tremendous Rate. He Didn't Look At Henry And He Didn't Look At Edward. He Screamed Straight Through The Station And Disappeared.
 * Edward: Well.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Henry: It Isn't Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Henry.
 * Henry: But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: And He Told Edward What Gordon Had Said. Meanwhile, Gordon Screeched Along The Line. The Noise Was Awful. At The Station, Everyone Covered Their Ears. Sir Topham Hatt Covered His Ears Too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Take Him Away!
 * George Carlin: He Bellowed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Stop That Noise!
 * George Carlin: Gordon Puffed Sadly Away. But He Wouldn't Stop Whistling Until Two Fitters Climbed Up And Knocked His Whistle Valve In Place.
 * (Two Fitters Fix Gordon's Whistle With Progress)
 * George Carlin: That Night, Gordon Slunked Into The Shed. He Was Glad It Was Empty.
 * Henry: It Isn't Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Murmured Henry To No One In Particular.
 * Henry: But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: No One Mentioned Whistles. Next Morning, Henry Was Enjoying Himself Enormously.
 * Henry: I Feel So Well, I Feel So Well.
 * George Carlin: He Sang.
 * Coaches: Trickety-Trock, Trickety-Trock.
 * George Carlin: Hummed His Coaches. Then He Saw Some Boys On A Bridge.
 * Henry: Peep-Peep. Hello.
 * George Carlin: He Whistled.
 * (The Boys Smash The Coaches' Windows With Stones)
 * Henry: Ohh.
 * George Carlin: He Called. The Boys Didn't Wave And Take His Number. They Thought It Fun To Drop Stones On Him Instead.
 * Coaches: They've Broken Our Glass, They've Broken Our Glass.
 * George Carlin: Cried The Coaches. The Passengers Weren't Hurt, But They Were Cross.
 * Passengers: Call The Police!
 * Henry's Driver: No.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Leave It To Henry And Me.
 * Passengers: What Will You Do?
 * George Carlin: They Asked.
 * Passengers: Can You Keep A Secret?
 * Henry: Yes, Yes.
 * Henry's Driver: Well Then.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry Is Going To Sneeze At Those Boys.
 * George Carlin: Lots Of People Were At The Station Just Before The Bridge. They Wanted To See What Would Happen.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry Was Plenty Of Ashes.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Please Keep All Windows Shut Until We Haved Passed The Bridge. Henry Is As Excited As We Are. Aren't You, Old Fellow?
 * George Carlin: Henry Felt More Stuffed Up. Soon, They Could See The Boys. And They All Had Stones.
 * Henry's Driver: Are You Ready, Henry?
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Sneeze Hard When I Tell You. Now.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Henry: Ah-Choo!
 * (Henry Sneezes At The Boys And They Were Covered In Ashes)
 * Henry's Driver: Well Done, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Laughed His Driver. Henry Went Home, Hoping That Next Time He Saw Gordon And The Boys, They Would Have Learned Not To Be So Mean.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Duck Takes Charge)
 * Percy: Do You Know What?
 * George Carlin: Asked Percy.
 * Gordon: What?
 * George Carlin: Grunted Gordon.
 * Percy: Do You Know What?
 * Gordon: Silly!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Of Course I Don't Know What. If You Don't Tell Me What What Is.
 * Percy: Sir Topham Hatt Says That The Work In The Yard Is Too Heavy For Me. He's Getting A Bigger Engine To Help Me.
 * James: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: Any Engine Could Do It. If You Work Hard And Chatter-Less, This Yard Would Be A Sweeter, A Better And A Happier Place.
 * George Carlin: Percy Went Off To Get Some Coaches.
 * Percy: That Stupid Old Signal.
 * George Carlin: He Thought. He Was Remembering The Time He Misunderstood A Signal And Gone Backwards Instead Of Forwards.
 * Percy: No One Listens To Me Now. They Think I'm A Silly Little Engine And Order Me About. I'll Show Them, I'll Show Them.
 * George Carlin: But He Didn't Know How. By The End Of The Afternoon, He Felt Tired And Unhappy. He Brought Some Coaches To The Station.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Look Tired.
 * Percy: Yes Sir, I Am Sir. I Don't Know If I'm Standing On My Dome Or On My Wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Look The Right Way Up To Me.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer Up. The New Engine Is Bigger Than You And Can Properly Do The Work Alone. Would You Like To Help Build My New Harbour? Thomas And Toby Will Help Too.
 * Percy: Oh Yes, Sir. Thank You, Sir.
 * George Carlin: The New Engine Arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's Your Name?
 * George Carlin: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Duck: Montague, Sir, But I'm Usually Called "Duck". They Say I Waddle. I Don't Really, Sir, But I Like Duck Better Than Montague.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck It Shall Be. Here, Percy, Show Duck Around.
 * George Carlin: The 2 Engines Went Off Together. Soon They Were Very Busy. James, Gordon And Henry Watched Duck Quietly Doing His Work.
 * Henry: He Seems A Simple Sort Of Engine.
 * James: We'll Have Some Fun And Order Him About.
 * Henry, Gordon And James: (Quacking Noises) Wheesh!
 * George Carlin: Smoke Billowed Everywhere. Percy Was Cross, But Duck Took No Notice.
 * Duck: They'll Get Tired Of It Soon. Do They Tell You To Do Things, Percy?
 * Percy: Yes They Do.
 * George Carlin: Answered Percy.
 * Duck: Right.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: We'll Soon Stop That Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: He Whispered Something.
 * Duck: We'll Do It Later.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Was Looking Forward To Hot Buttered Toast For Tea At Home. Suddenly, He Heard An Extraordinary Noise.
 * Henry, Gordon And James: Wheesh! (Snorting Noises)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother!
 * George Carlin: He Said And Hurried To The Yard. Duck And Percy Calmly Sat On The Switches Outside The Shed, Refusing To Let The Engines In. Gordon, James And Henry Were Furious.
 * (Gordon, James And Henry Blew Their Whistles Loudly)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Stop That Noise!
 * George Carlin: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: They Won't Let Us In!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Gordon.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, Explain This Behavior.
 * Duck: Beg Pardon, Sir, But I'm A Great Western Engine. We Do Our Work Without Fuss, But Begging Your Pardon, Sir. Percy And I Will Be Glad If You Like To Inform These, Um, Engines That We Only Take Orders From You.
 * (James And Gordon Blew Their Whistles Loudly)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: QUIET!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Percy And Duck, I Am Pleased With Your Work Today, But Not With Your Behavior Tonight. You Have Caused A Disturbance.
 * George Carlin: Gordon, James And Henry Sniggered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: As For You.
 * George Carlin: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You've Been Worse. You Made A Disturbance. Duck Is Quite Right. This Is My Railway And I Give The Orders.
 * George Carlin: After Percy Went Away, Duck Was Left To Manage Alone. He Did So...Easily!
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Toby The Tram Engine)
 * George Carlin: Toby Is A Tram Engine. He Has Cowcatchers And Side Plates And Doesn't Look Like A Steam Engine At All. He Takes From Farms And Villages To The Main Line And Is Cheerful To Everyone He Meets. He Has A Coach Called Henrietta Who Has Seen Better Days.
 * Henrietta: It's Not Fair At All.
 * George Carlin: She Grumbles Remembering She Used To Be Full And Nine Cars Would Rattle Behind Her. Now There Were Only Three Or Four For The Farms And Factories Send Their Goods Mostly By Truck. Toby Is Always Careful. The Cars, Buses And Trucks Often Had Accidents. Toby Hasn't Had An Accident For Years. But The Buses Are Crowded And Henrietta Is Empty. A Lady And A Stout Gentleman Stood On Toby's Platform. He Was Of Course Sir Topham Hatt. But Toby Didn't Noticed Yet.
 * Children: Come On, Grandfather.
 * George Carlin: Cried The Children.
 * Children: Do Look At This Engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Tram Engine, Stephen.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Bridget: Is It Electric?
 * George Carlin: Asked Bridget.
 * Toby: Whoosh!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Toby.
 * Stephen: Shh!
 * George Carlin: Said Her Brother.
 * Stephen: You've Offended Him.
 * Bridget: But Trams Aren't Electric, Aren't They?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: They Are Mostly, And This Is A Steam Tram.
 * Children: May We Go In It, Grandfather, Please?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Stop!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt To The Conductor. They All Scrambled Into Henrietta.
 * Henrietta: Hip-Hip Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Chanted Henrietta. But Toby Didn't Sing.
 * Toby: Electric Indeed! Electric Indeed!
 * George Carlin: He Snorted. He Was Proud Of Being A Steam Tram.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What Is Your Name?
 * George Carlin: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Toby: Toby, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Thank You, Toby, For A Very Nice Ride.
 * Toby: Thank You, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby. He Felt Better Now.
 * Toby: This Gentleman...
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Toby: ...Is A Gentleman Who Knows How To Speak To Engines.
 * George Carlin: The Children Came Every Day For Two Weeks. Sometimes They Rode With The Conductor, Sometimes In Empty Cars. On The Last Day Of All The Driver Invited Them Into His Cab. All Were Sorry When They Had To Go Away And Sir Topham Hatt And His Family Thanked Everyone.
 * Toby: Come Again Soon.
 * George Carlin: Replied Toby.
 * Children: We Will, We Will.
 * George Carlin: Called The Children. And They Waved Till Toby Was Out Of Sight. The Months Passed. Toby Had Few Cars And Fewer Passengers.
 * Driver: Our Last Day, Toby.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver One Morning.
 * Driver: The Manager Says We Must Close Tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: That Day, Everyone Will Have A Chance Of A Last Ride. The Passengers Joked And Sang, But Toby And His Driver Wish They Wouldn't.
 * Passengers: Goodbye, Toby.
 * George Carlin: Said The Passengers Afterwards.
 * Passengers: We're Sorry Your Line Was Closing Down.
 * Toby: So Am I.
 * George Carlin: Sighed Toby.
 * Toby: Nobody Wants Me.
 * George Carlin: Toby Thought And Went Unhappily To Sleep. Next Morning, The Shed Was Flung Open And Old Toby Woke With A Start To His Driver Waving A Piece Of Paper At Him.
 * Driver: Wake Up, Toby!
 * George Carlin: He Shouted Excitedly.
 * Driver: The Mail Has Just Arrived And There's A Letter For Us From The Stout Gentleman! Maybe It's Good News.
 * (The Story Comes To A Still And We Go To The End Credits)
 * (While They Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)