Category:Trouble In The Shed And Other Stories (February 23, 1994) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
 * (We Then See The 1993-1994 Strand Home Video Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Is Then Followed)
 * (We Then See The Thomas Season 3 Intro And We Begin Trouble In The Shed)
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Sat In His Office Listening To The Noise Outside. The Passengers Were Angry. The Stationmaster Came In.
 * Stationmaster: There's Trouble In The Shed, Sir. Henry Was Sulking. There's No Train And The Passengers Are Saying This Is A Bad Railway.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We Cannot Allow That.
 * George Carlin: He Found Gordon, James And Henry Looking Very Cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Come Along, Henry. It's Time Your Train Was Ready.
 * Gordon: Henry's Not Going!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We Won't Shunt Like Little Tank Engines. That Was Thomas' Job. We Are Important Tender Engines. You Fetch Our Coaches And We Will Pull Them. Tender Engines Don't Shunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll See About That.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No Engine On My Railway Is Too Important For Small Jobs.
 * George Carlin: And He Hurried Away To Find Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The Yard Has Never Been The Same Since Thomas Left To Run His Branch Line.
 * George Carlin: He Thought Sadly. Edward Was Shunting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Leave Those Freight Cars Please, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Want You To Push Coaches For Me In The Yard.
 * Edward: Thank You, Sir. That Will Be A Nice Change.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Good Engine. Off You Go Then.
 * George Carlin: So Edward Found Coaches For The Three Engines And That Day, The Train's Ran As Usual. But Next Morning, Edward Looked Unhappy. Gordon Came Clanking Pass Hissing Rudely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bless Me!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What A Noise!
 * Edward: They All Hissed Me, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Answered Edward.
 * Edward: They Say Tender Engines Don't Shunt And Last Night They Said I Have Gray Wheels. I Haven't Have I, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Edward, You Have Nice Blue Ones, And I'm Proud Of You. Tender Engines Do Shunt, But All The Same We Do Need Another Tank Engine Here.
 * George Carlin: He Went To The Workshop And They Showed Them All Sorts Of Engines. At Last, He Saw A Smart Little Green Engine With Four Wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's The One.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If I Choose You, Will You Work Hard?
 * Percy: Oh Sir, Yes Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Good Engine. I'll Call You Percy.
 * Percy: Yes Sir, Thank You Sir.
 * George Carlin: And Sir Topham Hatt Brought Percy Back To The Yard.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Edward.
 * George Carlin: He Called.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here's Percy. Will You Show Him Everything?
 * George Carlin: Percy Soon Learned What He Had To Do And They Had A Happy Afternoon. Then Henry Came By Hissing As Usual.
 * Percy: Wheesh!
 * George Carlin: Went Percy. Henry Jumped And Ran Back To The Shed.
 * Edward: How Beautifully You Wheeshed Him!
 * George Carlin: Laughed Edward.
 * Edward: I Can't Wheesh Like That.
 * Percy: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That's Nothing. You Should Hear Them In The Workshop. You Have To Wheesh Loudly To Make Yourself Heard.
 * George Carlin: Next Morning, Thomas Arrived.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt Sent To Me. I Expect He Wants Help.
 * George Carlin: He Said To Edward.
 * Edward: Sh, Sh. Here He Comes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well Done, Thomas, You've Been Quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon And James Are Sulking They Say They Won't Shunt Like Little Tank Engines, So I Have Shut Them Up And I Want You Both To Run The Line For A While.
 * Thomas: Little Tank Engines Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Thomas.
 * Thomas: We'll Show Them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Percy Will Help Too.
 * Percy: Oh Sir, Yes Sir, Please Sir.
 * George Carlin: Answered Percy. Edward And Thomas Worked The Main Line Greeting Each Other As They Pass By. Percy Puffed Along The Branch Line. Thomas Was Anxious About Annie And Clarabel, But Both Driver And Conductor Promise To Take Care Of Them. They Were Fewer Trains But The Passengers Didn't Mind. They Knew The Three Other Engines Were Having A Lesson. Gordon, James And Henry Were Cold, Lonely And Miserable. They Wish Now They Haven't Been So Silly.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Donald And Douglas)
 * George Carlin: Donald And Douglas Are Twins And Had Arrived From Scotland To Help Sir Topham Hatt, But Only 1 Engine Had Been Expected. The Twins Meant Well, But Did Cause Confusion. Sir Topham Hatt Had Given Them Numbers, Donald 9 And Douglas 10, But He Was Still Planning To Send 1 Engine Home. There Was A Break Van In The Yard That Had Taken A Dislike To Douglas. Things Always Went Wrong When He Had To Take It Out. His Trains Were Late And He Was Blamed. Douglas Began To Worry. Donald, His Twin, Was Angry.
 * Donald: You're A Muckle Nuisance!
 * George Carlin: Said Donald.
 * Donald: It's To Leave You Behind I'd Be Wanting.
 * Break Van: You Can't!
 * George Carlin: Said The Break Van.
 * Break Van: I'm Essential!
 * Donald: Och Are You?
 * George Carlin: Donald Burst Out.
 * Donald: You're Nothing But A Screeching And A Noise When All Set Is Done. Spite Douggie, Would You? Take That!
 * Break Van: Ow! Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Cried The Van.
 * Donald: There's More Coming Should You Misbehave.
 * George Carlin: The Van Behave Better After That. Until One Day, Donald Had An Accident. The Rails Were Slippery. He Couldn't Stop In Time.
 * (Donald Crashes Into The Signal Box)
 * George Carlin: Donald Wasn't Hurt, But Sir Topham Hatt Was Most Annoyed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Am Disappointed, Donald. I Didn't Expect Such, er, Clumsiness From You. I Had Decided To Send Douglas Back And Keep You.
 * Donald: I'm Sorry, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Donald.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Should Think So, Too. You Have Upset My Arrangements. Now James Will Have To Help You With The Goods Work, While You Have Your Tender Mended. James Won't Like That.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Was Right. James Grumbled Dreadfully About Extra Work.
 * Douglas: Anyone Would Think...
 * George Carlin: Said Douglas.
 * Douglas: ...That Donald Had Had His Accident On Purpose. I Heard Tell About An Engine And Some Tar Wagons.
 * James: Shut Up!
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: It's Not Funny.
 * George Carlin: He Didn't Like To Be Remind About His Own Accident.
 * Donald: Well, Well, Well! Surely, James, It Wasn't You. You Didn't Say.
 * George Carlin: James Didn't Say. He Slouched Sulkily Away.
 * Break Van: James Is Cross!
 * George Carlin: Sniggered The Spiteful Break Van.
 * Break Van: We'll Try To Make Him Crosser Still!
 * Cars: Hold Back!
 * George Carlin: Giggled The Freight Cars To Each Other. James Did His Best, But He Was Exhausted When They Reached Edward's Station. Luckily, Douglas Was There.
 * James: Help Me Up The Hill, Please!
 * George Carlin: Panted James.
 * James: These Freight Cars Are Playing Tricks.
 * Douglas: We'll Show Them.
 * George Carlin: Said Douglas. Slowly But Surely, The Snorting Engines Forced The Freight Cars Up The Hill. But James Was Losing Steam.
 * James: I Can't Do It, I Can't Do It!
 * Douglas: Leave It To Me!
 * George Carlin: Shouted Douglas. The Conductor Was Anxious.
 * Conductor: Go Steady! The Van's Breaking!
 * (Douglas Smashes The Break Van To Bits)
 * George Carlin: The Van Was In Pieces. No One Had Been Hurt, And Soon Edward Came To Clear The Mess. Sir Topham Hatt Was On Board.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Might Have Known It Would Be Douglas.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Edward: Douglas Was Grand, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: James Had No Steam Left, But Douglas Worked Hard For 3. I Heard Him From My Yard.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: 2 Would Have Been Enough.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Want To Be Fair, Douglas, But I Don't Know. I Really Don't Know.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Was Making Up His Mind About Which Engine To Send Away, But That's Another Story.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Percy Runs Away)
 * George Carlin: Henry, James And Gordon Were Miserable. They Had Been Shut Up For Several Days For Being Naughty, And Long To Be Let Out Again. At Last, Sir Topham Hatt Arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Hope You Are Sorry.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And That You Understand That Every Job On The Railway Is Important. We Have A New Tank Engine Called Percy Who Helps Pull Coaches And Thomas And Edward Had Worked The Main Line Nicely, But I Will Let You Now If You Promise To Work Hard.
 * Gordon: Yes Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said The Three Engines.
 * James: We Will.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's Good, But Please Remember That This No Shunting Nonsense Must Stop.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Then Told Percy, Edward And Thomas That They Can Go And Play On A Branch Line For A Few Days, And They Ran Off Happily To Find Annie And Clarabel At The Junction. The Two Coaches Were Very Pleased To See Thomas Again. Edward And Percy Played With The Freight Cars.
 * Cars: Stop, Stop, Stop!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Cars As They Pushed Them To Their Proper Sidings. But The Two Engines Laughed And Went On Shunting Till The Cars Were Tightly Arranged. Next, Edward Took Some Empty Cars From The Quarry. Percy Was Left Alone. He Didn't Mind That A Bit. He Like Watching Trains And Being Cheeky To The Other Engines.
 * Percy: Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
 * George Carlin: He Would Call, And They Got Very Cross. After A Great Deal Of Shunting, Percy Was Waiting For The Signalman To Set The Switch So That He Can Go Back To The Yard. Percy Was Being Rather Careless And Not Paying Attention. Edward Had Warned Percy.
 * Edward: Be Careful On The Main Line. Whistle To The Signalman That You Are There.
 * George Carlin: But Percy Didn't Remember To Whistle, And So The Busy Signalman Forgot Him. Percy Waited And Waited. The Switch Were Still Against Him So He Couldn't Move. Then, He Looked Along The Main Line.
 * Percy: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled In Horror, For Rushing Straight Towards Him Was Gordon With The Express.
 * Gordon: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Gordon.
 * Gordon: Get Out Of My Way!
 * (Gordon Approaches Percy, Who Then Shuts His Eyes And The Big Engine Comes To A Frightening Halt)
 * George Carlin: Percy Opened His Eyes. Gordon Had Stopped With Percy's Buffers Just A Few Inches From His Own. But Percy Had Began To Move.
 * Percy: I Won't Stay Here, I'll Run Away!
 * George Carlin: He Puffed. He Ran Straight Through Edward's Station, And Was So Frightened That He Ran Up Gordon's Hill Without Stopping. After That, He Was Tired, But He Couldn't Stop. He Had No Driver To Shut Off Steam And Applied His Brakes.
 * Percy: I Want To Stop! I Want To Stop!
 * George Carlin: He Puffed. The Man In The Signalbox Saw Percy Was In Trouble, So He Kindly Set The Switch. Percy Puffed Wearily Onto A Nice Empty Siding, Ending In A Big Bank Of Earth. He Was Too Tired Now To Care Where He Went.
 * Percy: I Want To Stop, I Want To Stop! I Have Stopped!
 * George Carlin: He Puffed Thankfully.
 * Workmen: Never Mind, Percy.
 * George Carlin: Said The Workmen As They Dug Him Out.
 * Workmen: You Shall Have Some Drink And Some Coal And Then You Feel Better.
 * George Carlin: Presently, Gordon Arrived.
 * Gordon: Well Done, Percy. You Started So Quickly That You Stopped The Nasty Accident.
 * Percy: I'm Sorry I Was Cheeky.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: You Were Clever To Stop.
 * George Carlin: Replied Gordon. Then Gordon Helped Pull Percy Out From The Bank. The Two Engines Are Now Good Friends, But Percy Was Always Most Careful That He Goes Out On The Main Line.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas Breaks The Rules)
 * George Carlin: There's The Line To A Quarry At The End Of Thomas' Branch. It Goes To Some Distance Along The Road. Thomas Was Very Careful To Whistle Here In Case Anyone Was Coming. Early One Morning, A Large Policeman Was Sitting Close To The Line. Thomas Liked Policemen. He Had Been A Great Friend Of The Officer Who Had Just Retired.
 * Thomas: Peep! Peep!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled.
 * Thomas: Good Morning.
 * George Carlin: Thomas Expected That The New Officer Would Be Friendly Too. But Was Sorry To See That He Didn't Look Friendly At All. He Was Red In The Face And Very Cross.
 * Policeman: Disgraceful!
 * George Carlin: He Spluttered.
 * Policeman: I Didn't Sleep A Wink Last Night. It Was So Quiet, And Now Engines Come Whistling Suddenly Behind Me.
 * Thomas: I'm Sorry, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Only Said Good Morning.
 * George Carlin: The Policeman Pointed To Thomas.
 * Policeman: Where's Your Cowcatchers?
 * George Carlin: He Asked.
 * Thomas: But I Don't Catch Cows, Sir.
 * Policeman: Don't Be Funny.
 * George Carlin: Snapped The Policeman. He Looked At Thomas' Wheels.
 * Policeman: No Sideplates Either.
 * George Carlin: And He Wrote In His Notebook.
 * Policeman: Engines Going On Public Roads Must Have Their Wheels Covered And A Cowcatcher In Front To Protect People And Animals From Being Dragged Under The Wheels If They Stray Under The Line. You Haven't So You Are Dangerous.
 * Thomas' Driver: Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas' Driver.
 * Driver: We've Been Along Here Hundreds Of Times And Never Had An Accident.
 * Policeman: That Makes It Worse.
 * George Carlin: The Policeman Answered. He Wrote "Regular Lawbreaker" In His Book. Thomas Puffed Sadly Away. Sir Topham Hatt Was Having Breakfast He Was Eating Toast And Marmalade. The Butler Came In.
 * Butler: Excuse Me, Sir, You're Wanted On The Telephone.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother That Telephone!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * (Phone Chattering)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm Sorry, My Dear.
 * George Carlin: He Said To His Wife.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas In Trouble With The Police And I Must Go At Once.
 * George Carlin: At The Station, Thomas' Driver Told Sir Topham Hatt What Had Happened.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Dangerous To The Public Indeed. We'll See About That.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Spoke To The Policeman. But However Much He Argued With Him It Was No Good.
 * Policeman: The Law Is The Law.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Policeman: And We Can't Change It.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Felt Exhausted.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm Sorry, Driver.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's No Use Arguing With The Policeman. We Will Have To Make Those Cowcatcher Things For Thomas I Suppose.
 * Thomas: Everyone Will Laugh, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: They Say I Look Like A Tram.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Stared, Then He Laughed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well Done, Thomas. Why Didn't I Think Of It Before? We Need A Tram Engine. When I Was On My Holiday, I Met A Nice Little Engine Called Toby. He Takes Freight Cars From The Farms But The Trucks Have Taken Most Of His Work And He Needs A Change. He Has Cowcatchers And Sideplates. I'll Write To This Superintendent At Once.
 * George Carlin: A Few Days Later, Toby Arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Good Engine.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I See You Brought Your Coach Henrietta.
 * Toby: You Don't Mind, Do You, Sir?
 * George Carlin: Asked Toby.
 * Toby: The Stationmaster Wanted To Use Her As A Hen House, And That Would Never Do.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We Couldn't Allow That.
 * George Carlin: Toby Made The Silly Cars Even Better Than Thomas Did.
 * Policeman: Hey You!
 * George Carlin: At First, Thomas Was Jealous, But He Was So Pleased When Toby Rang His Bell And Frightened The Policeman, They've Been Firmed Friends Ever Since.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin James In A Mess)
 * George Carlin: Toby And Henrietta Were Enjoying Their New Job On The Island Of Sodor, But They Do Look Old Fashioned And Did Need New Paint. James Was Very Rude Whenever He Saw Them.
 * James: Yech! What Dirty Objects!
 * George Carlin: He Would Say. At Last, Toby Lost Patience.
 * Toby: James?
 * George Carlin: He Asked.
 * Toby: Why Are You Red?
 * James: I Am A Splendid Engine.
 * George Carlin: Answered James.
 * James: Ready For Anything. You Never See My Paint Dirty.
 * Toby: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby Earnestly.
 * Toby: That's Why You Once Needed Bootlaces To Be Ready I Suppose.
 * George Carlin: James Went Redder Than Ever And Snorted Off. It Was Such An Insult To Be Remind How The Time The Bootlace Have Been Use To Mend A Hole In His Coaches. At The End Of The Line, James Left His Coaches And Got Out To His Next Train. It Was A Slow Freight, Stopping At Every Station To Pick Up And Set Down Cars. James Hated Slow Freight Trains.
 * James: Dirty Cars From Dirty Sidings! Yech!
 * George Carlin: Starting An Only A Few, He Picked Up More And More Cars At Each Station Till He Had A Long Train. At First, The Freight Cars Behaved Well, But James Bumped Them So Crossly That They Were Determined To Get Back At Him. Presently, They Approached The Top Of Gordon's Hill. Heavy Freight Trains Halt Here To Set The Brakes. James Had Had An Accident With Cars Before And Should Have Remembered This.
 * Driver: Wait, James, Wait!
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver, But James Wouldn't Wait. He Was Too Busy Thinking What He Would Say To Toby When They Next Met. The Freight Cars' Chance Had Come.
 * Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
 * George Carlin: They Laughed, And Banging Their Buffers They Pushed Him Down The Hill.
 * Cars: On, On!
 * George Carlin: Yelled The Cars.
 * James: I've Got To Stop, I've Got To Stop!
 * George Carlin: Groaned James. Disaster Lay Ahead.
 * (James Crashes Into The Tar Wagons)
 * George Carlin: Something Sticky Splashed All Over James. He Had Run Into Two Tar Wagons, And Was Black From Smokebox To Cab. He Was More Dirty Than Hurt, But The Tar Wagons And Some Cars Were All To Pieces. Toby And Percy Were Sent To Help And Came As Quickly As They Could.
 * Toby: Look Here, Percy!
 * George Carlin: Explained Toby.
 * Toby: Whatever Is That Dirty Object?
 * Percy: That's James, Didn't You Know?
 * Toby: It's James' Shape.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Toby: But James Is A Splendid Red Engine And You'll Never See His Paint Dirty.
 * George Carlin: James Pretended He Hadn't Heard. Toby And Percy Cleared Away The Unhurt Cars And Help James Home. Sir Topham Hatt Met Them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well Done, Percy And Toby.
 * George Carlin: He Turned To James.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Fancy Letting Your Cars Run Away. I Am Surprised. You're Not Fit To Be Seen. You Must Be Cleaned At Once. Toby Shall Have A New Coat Of Paint.
 * Toby: Please Sir, Can Henrietta Have One Too?
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
 * Toby: Oh Thank You, Sir. She Will Pleased.
 * George Carlin: All James Could Do As Watch Toby As He Ran Off Happily With The News.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Tender Engines)
 * George Carlin: One Morning, Gordon Was In The Yard Taking On A Large Supply Of Coal.
 * James: That's The Third Load Of Coal You Had Today, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: Some Might Say You're Being Rather Greedy.
 * Gordon: I'm An Important Engine.
 * George Carlin: Replied Gordon.
 * Gordon: Important Engines Need Plenty Of Coal, But I Doubted If You Would Understand That, James.
 * George Carlin: James Snorted And Went About His Work. Later, Gordon Was Taking On Water From A Standpipe Because The Water Tower Was Under Repair.
 * Duck: I Wouldn't Drink Too Much Of That Water If I Were You, Gordon. It Might Give You Boiler-Ache.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: What's This? Educating Gordon Day? First James, Now You, Duck. Big Engines Have Big Needs. Little Engines Are Just Annoying.
 * Duck: Don't Say I Didn't Warn You.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Duck. Later, Gordon Steamed Into The Yard At The Big Station.
 * Gordon: That's What I Need.
 * George Carlin: Explained Gordon. There Emergent Out Of His Sheds Were 2 Shiny Tenders.
 * Gordon: Now If I Had 2 Tenders.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: I Wouldn't Need To Stop So Often. And I Wouldn't Have To Listen To Silly Little Engines.
 * Driver: Those Tenders Belong To A Visitor.
 * George Carlin: Replied His Driver. Diesel Sidled Up Alongside.
 * Diesel: Everyone Knows That Tenders Are A Mark And Distinction, But I'm Afraid That No Amount Of Tenders Will Save You In The End. We Diesels Are Taking Over, And We Don't Need Tenders To Make Us Important, Not Even One.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Most Upset. He Was Feeling Just The Same Next Morning.
 * Gordon: I'm Not Happy.
 * Duck: I Know.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: It's Boiler-Ache.
 * Gordon: It's Not Boiler-Ache.
 * George Carlin: Protested Gordon.
 * Gordon: It's...
 * Henry: Of Course It Is.
 * George Carlin: Interrupted Henry.
 * Henry: That Water's Bad. Have A Good Washout, Then You Feel A Different Engine. Your Boiler Must Be Full Of Sludge.
 * Gordon: Don't Be Vulgar.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon. He Backed On His Train Hissing Mournfully.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer Up, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: I Can't, Sir. Is It True What Diesels Said, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What Does His Say?
 * Gordon: That Diesels Are Taking Over.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't Worry, Gordon. That Will Never Happen On My Railway.
 * Gordon: 1 More Thing, Sir. Why Did The Visitor Have 2 Tenders?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Because He Lives On The Railway With Long Differences Between Coaling Depots.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Felt Better. But Henry Started Complaining. He Banged Some Cars Angrily.
 * Henry: I Always Worked Hard Enough For 2.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed.
 * Henry: I Deserved Another Tender.
 * George Carlin: Duck Whispered Something To Donald. He Was Going To Play A Trick On Henry.
 * Duck: Henry?
 * George Carlin: He Asked.
 * Duck: Would You Like My Tenders?
 * Henry: Yours?! What Have You Got To Do With Tenders?
 * Duck: All Right.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: The Deals Off. Would You Like Them, Donald?
 * Donald: I Wouldn't Deprive You Of The Honor.
 * George Carlin: Replied Donald.
 * Duck: It Is A Great Honor.
 * George Carlin: Continued Duck Thoughtfully.
 * Duck: But I'm Only A Tank Engine. Perhaps James Might...
 * Henry: I'm Sorry I Was Rude.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry Hastily.
 * Henry: How Many Tenders Have You And When Can I Have Them?
 * Duck: Uh, hmm, I Have 6 And You Can Have Them This Evening.
 * Henry: 6 Lovely Tenders!
 * George Carlin: Chortled Henry.
 * Henry: What A Splendid Sight I'll Be.
 * George Carlin: Henry Was Excited All Day.
 * Henry: What A Splendid Sight I'll Be.
 * George Carlin: Henry Was Excited All Day.
 * Henry: Do You Think It'll Be All Right?
 * George Carlin: He Asked For The Umpteenth Time.
 * Duck: Of Course.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: They're Already Now.
 * George Carlin: The Other Engines Waited Where They Can Each Get A Good View. But Henry Wasn't A Splendid Sight At All. His 6 Tenders Were Very Old, Dirty And Filled With Boiler Sludge.
 * Gordon: Have A Good Washout, Henry?
 * George Carlin: Called A Voice.
 * Gordon: That's Right. You'll Feel A Different Engine Now.
 * George Carlin: Henry Was Not Sure, But He Thought His Voice Belongs To Gordon's.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Percy Proves A Point)
 * George Carlin: Percy Worked Hard At The New Harbour. The Workmen Needed Stone For Their Building. Toby Helped, But Sometimes The Loads Of Stone Are Too Heavy, And Percy Had To Fetch Them For Himself. Sometimes, He Sees Thomas.
 * Thomas: Well Done, Percy. Sir Topham Hatt Is Very Pleased With Us.
 * George Carlin: An Airfield Was Close By. Percy Heard The Airplane Zooming Overhead All Day. The Noises Of All Was A Helicopter.
 * Percy: Silly Thing!
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: Why Can't And Go And Buzz Somewhere Else?
 * George Carlin: One Day, Percy Stopped At The Airfield.
 * Percy: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: Who Are You?
 * Harold: I'm Harold. Who Are You?
 * Percy: I'm Percy. What Whirly Great Arms You've Got.
 * Harold: They're Nice Arms.
 * George Carlin: Said Harold.
 * Harold: I Can Hover Like A Bird. Don't You Wish You Could Hover?
 * Percy: Certainly Not. I Like My Rails, Thank You.
 * Harold: I Think Railways Are Slow.
 * George Carlin: Said Harold.
 * Harold: They're Not Much Use And Quite Out Of Date.
 * George Carlin: He Whirled His Arms And Buzzed Away. Percy Found Toby At The Quarry.
 * Percy: I Say Toby. That Harold, That Stuck Up Whirlybird Thing, Says I'm Slow And Out Of Date. Just Let Him Wait. I'll Show Him.
 * George Carlin: He Collected His Freight Cars And Started Off Still Fuming. Soon, They Heard A Familiar Buzzing.
 * Driver: Percy.
 * George Carlin: Whispered His Driver.
 * Driver: There's Harold. He's Not Far Ahead. Let's Race Him.
 * Percy: Yes, Let's.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy. Percy Pounded Along, The Cars Screamed And Swayed.
 * Driver: Well, I'll Be A Ding-Dong Dang!
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver. There Was Harold. The Race Was On!
 * Driver: Go It, Percy!
 * George Carlin: He Yelled.
 * Driver: You're Ganging!
 * George Carlin: Percy Had Never Been Allowed To Go Fast Before. He Was Having The Time Of His Life.
 * Percy: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
 * George Carlin: He Panted To The Cars.
 * Cars: We Don't Want To, We Don't Want To.
 * George Carlin: They Grumbled. It Was No Use. Percy Was Bucketing Along With Flying Wheels And Harold Was High And Alongside. The Fireman Shoveled For Dear Life.
 * Driver: Well Done, Percy!
 * George Carlin: Shouted The Driver.
 * Driver: We're Ganging! We're Going Ahead! Oh Good Boy, Good Boy!
 * George Carlin: A Distant Signal Warned Them That The Harbour Wharf Was Near.
 * Percy: Peep Peep Peep! Brakes, Conductor, Please?
 * George Carlin: The Driver Carefully Checked The Train's Headlong Speed. They Rolled Onto The Main Line, And Halted On The Wharf.
 * Percy: Oh Dear!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Percy.
 * Percy: I'm Sure We've Lost.
 * George Carlin: The Fireman Scrambled To The Cab Roof.
 * Fireman: We've Won, We've Won!
 * George Carlin: He Shouted.
 * Fireman: Harold's Still Hovering. He's Looking For A Place To Land. Listen, Boys.
 * George Carlin: The Fireman Called.
 * Fireman: Here's A Song For Percy. (Singing) Said Harold The Helicopter To Our Percy You Are Slow. Your Railway Is Out Of Date And Not Much Used You Know, But Percy And His Stone Cars Did The Trip In Record Time, And We Beat The Helicopter On Our Old Branch Line.
 * George Carlin: Percy Loved It.
 * Percy: Oh, Thank You!
 * George Carlin: He Said. He Liked The Last Line Best Of All, And Was A Very Happy Engine.
 * (The Story Comes To A Still And We Go To The End Credits)
 * (While They Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (We Then See The Strand Home Video Logo As The Video Ends)