Category:You Can't Win And Other Thomas Stories (August 15, 1995) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo)
 * (We Then See The Version 1 Of Thomas US Season 4 Intro And We Begin You Can't Win)
 * George Carlin: Duke Is The Hero Of All The Engines. This Is A Story About Him. It Happened Long Ago When Peter Sam Was Called Stuart And Sir Handel Falcon. Many People Came Year After Year To See The Mountains And The Lakes And Most Of All, Duke. He Always Pulled His Train, Even On Days When He Didn't Feel Well.
 * Duke: I Musn't Disappoint My Friends.
 * George Carlin: He Would Say. Every Morning He Took The Passengers Up The Line And Stops Everywhere They Want Him.
 * Duke: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled.
 * Duke: Please Be Ready When I Come Back To You. Otherwise We Might Miss Your Boat To The Mainland And That Would Never Do.
 * George Carlin: One Day, Duke Didn't Feel Well. He Was Short Of Steam And Needed To Rest. His Driver And Fireman Had Just Finish Clearing His Tubes When Stuart Bustled In.
 * Stuart: Hello, Granpuff!
 * George Carlin: He Teased.
 * Stuart: Are You Short Of Puff?
 * Duke: Nothing Of The Sort. This Is Routine Maintenance.
 * Stuart: Tell You What.
 * George Carlin: Went On Stuart.
 * Stuart: You're Getting Old. We Must Take Care Of You In Case You Breakdown.
 * Duke: Humph!
 * George Carlin: Hooshed Duke.
 * Duke: That'll Be The Day.
 * George Carlin: Duke Couldn't Stay Cross For Long. It Was A Lovely Evening.
 * Duke: Couldn't Be Better! Couldn't Be Better!
 * George Carlin: He Trundled Happily. They Began To Climb, But Duke Didn't Mind.
 * Duke: I've Plenty Of Steam.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed.
 * Duke: We'll Be Up In The Couple Of Puffs.
 * George Carlin: But Soon, Duke's Puffs Changed To Wheezes. He Vows Were Leaking Steam.
 * Duke: It's Not So Easy, It's Not So Easy.
 * George Carlin: He Croaked.
 * Duke: But I'll Manage.
 * George Carlin: At Last They Reached The Station. Duke's Driver Examined Him Carefully. Anxious Passengers Waited For News.
 * Conductor: Duke Is Going To Take You To The Harbour, But He Might Be Late.
 * George Carlin: Said The Conductor.
 * Conductor: So 2 Engines Are Coming To Help. You'll Still Catch Your Boat.
 * George Carlin: Falcon Buffered Up In Front.
 * Falcon: Poor Old Granpuff. What A Shame You Broken Down.
 * Stuart: Peep, Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: Teased Stuart.
 * Stuart: This Is The Day!
 * George Carlin: He Was Coupled On Behind.
 * Falcon: Are You Ready?
 * George Carlin: Whistled Falcon.
 * Stuart: Yes I Am!
 * George Carlin: Replied Stuart And Away They Went. When The Reach The Next Station, The Cavalcade Split Up. Falcon Took Duke's Passengers To The Boat. Stuart Headed Falcon's Train With Duke Coupled Behind.
 * Stuart: Fancy Me Rescuing Granpuff! This Is The Day! This Is The Day!
 * George Carlin: He Boasted.
 * Stuart: Poor Old Engine! Poor Old Engine!
 * George Carlin: But Duke Still Have Plenty Of Steam Left At Him. His Vows Sounded Worse When They Were. He And His Driver Had Their Own Little Joke Ready. They Waited Until They Reached The Hill.
 * Driver: Now!
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver. Duke Puffed And Roared Though He Was Pushing A Whole Trains' Weight Before Him. The Noise Echoed Everywhere. When They Reached The Last Station, Everyone Cheered.
 * Boy: What Happened?
 * George Carlin: Asked The Boy.
 * Boy: They Don't Usually Need 2 Engines.
 * Father: Well.
 * George Carlin: Replied His Father.
 * Father: Stuart Broke Down. Duke Had To Help Him. It Sounds As If He Had A Hard Job Too.
 * George Carlin: Duke And His Drivers' Joke Had Worked.
 * Stuart: Fiddlesticks!
 * George Carlin: Explained Stuart And He Vanished In A Cloud Of Steam. Duke Wheezed Alongside.
 * Duke: Poor Old Engine!
 * George Carlin: He Teased.
 * Duke: It's No Good, Stuart. You Can't Win.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Tenders And Turntables)
 * George Carlin: Henry And Gordon Were Lonely When Thomas Left The Yard To Run His Branch Line. They Missed Him Very Much. They Had More Work To Do And Had To Fetch Some More Coaches. The Big Engines Thought They Were Too Important To Fetch Coaches. James Grumbled Too.
 * Henry: We Get No Rest, We Get No Rest!
 * George Carlin: They All Complained. But The Coaches Only Laughed.
 * Coaches: You're Lazy And Slack, You're Lazy And Slack!
 * George Carlin: They Answered. All Together, The Engines Were Causing Sir Topham Hatt A Great Deal Of Trouble. The Big Stations Both Ends On The Line Each Have A Turntable. Sir Topham Hatt Made Them So That The Tender Engines Can Be Turned Round Because It Is Dangerous For Them To Go Fast And Backwards. Little Tank Engines Like Thomas Don't Need Turntables. They Can Go Just As Well Backwards As Forwards. But To Hear Gordon Talk, He Would've Thought That Sir Topham Hatt Had Given Him A Tender Just To Show How Important He Was.
 * Gordon: You Don't Understand, Little Thomas. We Tender Engines Have A Position To Keep Up. It Dosen't Matter Where You Go, But We Are Important, And For Sir Topham Hatt To Make Us Shunt Freight Cars, Fetch Coaches And Go On Some Of Those Dirty Sidings It's, It's, Well, It's Not The Proper Thing.
 * George Carlin: Thomas Chuckled And Went Off With Annie And Clarabel.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful!
 * George Carlin: Gordon Hissed As He Ran Backwards To The Turntable. The Turntable Was In The Windy Place Close To The Sea, And He Was Not On It Just Right, He Put Amount Of Balance And Made A Difficult To Turn. Today, Gordon Was In The Bad Temper, And The Wind Was Blowing Fiercely. His Driver Tried To Make Him Stop In The Right Place But Gordon Wasn't Trying. The Fireman Tried To Turn The Handle, But Gordon's Weight And The Strong Wind Prevented Him.
 * Driver: It's No Good.
 * George Carlin: They Said At Last.
 * Driver: Your Big Tender Upsets The Balance. If You're A Little Tank Engine, You Be All Right. Now You Have To Pull The Next Train Backwards.
 * Boys: Look!
 * George Carlin: Called Some Boys.
 * Boys: There's A New Tank Engine! Oh, It's Only Gordon, Back To Front.
 * Thomas: Hello!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas.
 * Thomas: Playing Tank Engines? Sensible Engine. Take My Advice, Scrap Your Tender And Have A Nice Bunker.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Said Nothing. Even James Laughed When He Saw Him.
 * Gordon: Take Care.
 * George Carlin: Hissed Gordon.
 * Gordon: You Might Stick Too.
 * James: No Fear.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled James.
 * James: I'm Not So Fat As You. I Mustn't Stick.
 * George Carlin: Thought James. He Stopped On Just The Right Place To Balance The Table. It Could Now Swing Easily. Gordon Arrived And Time To See Everything. James Turned Much Too Easily. The Wind Puffed Him Round Like A Top. He Couldn't Stop!
 * (James Spins Faster And Faster Until He Slows Down, As The Turntable Stops, He Is All Green And Dizzy)
 * Gordon: Well, Well!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Are You Playing Roundabouts?
 * George Carlin: Poor James Feeling Quite Giddy Rolled Off To The Shed Without A Word. That Night, The Three Engines Had An Indignation Meeting.
 * Gordon: It's Shameful To Treat Tender Engines Like This. Gordon Has To Go Backwards And People Think He's A Tank Engine, James Spins Like A Top And Everyone Laughs At Us. And Added To That, Sir Topham Hatt Makes Us All Shunt In Dirty Sidings. Ugh! Listen.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon. He Whispered Something To The Others.
 * Gordon: We'll Do It Tomorrow. Sir Topham Hatt Will Look Silly.
 * George Carlin: The Engines Had Decided To Go On Strike.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Trouble In The Shed)
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Sat In His Office Listening To The Noise Outside. The Passengers Were Angry. The Stationmaster Came In.
 * Stationmaster: There's Trouble In The Shed, Sir. Henry Was Sulking. There's No Train And The Passengers Are Saying This Is A Bad Railway.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We Cannot Allow That.
 * George Carlin: He Found Gordon, James And Henry Looking Very Cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Come Along, Henry. It's Time Your Train Was Ready.
 * Gordon: Henry's Not Going!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We Won't Shunt Like Little Tank Engines. That Was Thomas' Job. We Are Important Tender Engines. You Fetch Our Coaches And We Will Pull Them. Tender Engines Don't Shunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll See About That.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No Engine On My Railway Is Too Important For Small Jobs.
 * George Carlin: And He Hurried Away To Find Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The Yard Has Never Been The Same Since Thomas Left To Run His Branch Line.
 * George Carlin: He Thought Sadly. Edward Was Shunting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Leave Those Freight Cars Please, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Want You To Push Coaches For Me In The Yard.
 * Edward: Thank You, Sir. That Will Be A Nice Change.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Good Engine. Off You Go Then.
 * George Carlin: So Edward Found Coaches For The Three Engines And That Day, The Train's Ran As Usual. But Next Morning, Edward Looked Unhappy. Gordon Came Clanking Pass Hissing Rudely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bless Me!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What A Noise!
 * Edward: They All Hissed Me, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Answered Edward.
 * Edward: They Say Tender Engines Don't Shunt And Last Night They Said I Have Gray Wheels. I Haven't Have I, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Edward, You Have Nice Blue Ones, And I'm Proud Of You. Tender Engines Do Shunt, But All The Same We Do Need Another Tank Engine Here.
 * George Carlin: He Went To The Workshop And They Showed Him All Sorts Of Engines. At Last, He Saw A Smart Little Green Engine With Four Wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's The One.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If I Choose You, Will You Work Hard?
 * Percy: Oh Sir, Yes Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That's A Good Engine. I'll Call You Percy.
 * Percy: Yes Sir, Thank You Sir.
 * George Carlin: And Sir Topham Hatt Brought Percy Back To The Yard.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Edward.
 * George Carlin: He Called.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here's Percy. Will You Show Him Everything?
 * George Carlin: Percy Soon Learned What He Had To Do And They Had A Happy Afternoon. Then Henry Came By Hissing As Usual.
 * Percy: Wheesh!
 * George Carlin: Went Percy. Henry Jumped And Ran Back To The Shed.
 * Edward: How Beautifully You Wheeshed Him!
 * George Carlin: Laughed Edward.
 * Edward: I Can't Wheesh Like That.
 * Percy: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That's Nothing. You Should Hear Them In The Workshop. You Have To Wheesh Loudly To Make Yourself Heard.
 * George Carlin: Next Morning, Thomas Arrived.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt Sent To Me. I Expect He Wants Help.
 * George Carlin: He Said To Edward.
 * Edward: Sh, Sh, Here He Comes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well Done, Thomas, You've Been Quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon And James Are Sulking They Say They Won't Shunt Like Little Tank Engines, So I Have Shut Them Up And I Want You Both To Run A Line For A While.
 * Thomas: Little Tank Engines Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Thomas.
 * Thomas: We'll Show Them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Percy Will Help Too.
 * Percy: Oh Sir, Yes Sir, Please Sir.
 * George Carlin: Answered Percy. Edward And Thomas Worked The Main Line Greeting Each Other As They Pass By. Percy Puffed Along The Branch Line. Thomas Was Anxious About Annie And Clarabel, But Both Driver And Fireman Promised To Take Care Of Them. They Were Fewer Trains But The Passengers Didn't Mind. They Knew That Three Other Engines Were Having A Lesson. Gordon, James And Henry Were Cold, Lonely And Miserable. They Wish Now They Haven't Been So Silly.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Four Little Engines)
 * George Carlin: If You Should Visit The Place That Has A Lake In The Woods And A Beautiful Waterfall, Then You May Also Find 2 Little Engines Called Skarloey And Rheneas. The Engines Know Everybody And Everybody Knows That. There Are 2 More Engines: Sir Handel And Peter Sam. They Used To Be Called Peter Sam. They Used To Be Called Stuart And Falcon, But They Like They're New Names Better. One Day, Sir Topham Hatt Send Edward To The Works To Be Mended. A Big Surprise Awaited Edward.
 * Edward: It's Skarloey. What's He Doing Here?
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Was Pleased To See Edward.
 * Skarloey: I've Been Sent Here For A Rest.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed.
 * Skarloey: I Was Put In The Shed So I Can See Everything And Not Be Lonely. But I Do Miss Rheneas. He's Going To Be Mended. I Wish I Can Be Mended Too, And Pull Coaches Again.
 * George Carlin: Just Then, Some Workmen Arrived.
 * Workman: We're Going To Take You To The Works Now, Edward. Come Along.
 * Edward: Goodbye, Skarloey. Your Railway's A Lovely Line.
 * Skarloey: Oh, It Is, It Is! You Cheered Me Up, Edward. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: Meanwhile, Sir Handel Was Having Trouble With Some Coaches. He Tried To Be Kind, But The Coaches Didn't Trust Him. They Were Awkward And Rude. There Was Worst To Come. Some Careless Sheep Stray On To The Line.
 * Coaches: He's Bumped Us!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: Let's Get Back At Him!
 * George Carlin: They Serged Into Sir Handel And Pushed Him Off The Rails. No-One Was Hurt, But Sir Handel Limped Sadly To The Shed.
 * Driver: No More Work For You, Today.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: How Are We Going To Pull The Visitors' Train Without An Engine?
 * Skarloey: What About Me, Sir?
 * Driver: Skarloey, Can You Do It?
 * Skarloey: I'll Try.
 * George Carlin: Said The Old Engine. The Coaches Stood At The Platform.
 * Skarloey: I'm Ashamed Of You.
 * George Carlin: Scolded Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: You Might Have Hurt Your Passengers.
 * George Carlin: The Coaches Quivered.
 * Coaches: We're Sorry, Skarloey.
 * George Carlin: The Conductor Blew The Whistle, And They're Journey Began. Skarloey Remembered All The Gates And Styles Where He Had To Stop. The Sun Shone And The Rails Were Dry.
 * Skarloey: This Is Lovely.
 * George Carlin: Sanged Skarloey. Presently, The Line Grew Steep. Skarloey Felt Short Of Steam.
 * Driver: Take Your Time.
 * George Carlin: Soothed His Driver.
 * Skarloey: It'll Be Better Down Hill.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Said To Himself. But It Wasn't. His Springs Were Weak, And The Rail Joints Jarred His Wheels. At Last, A Spring Gave Weigh.
 * Skarloey: I Feel All Crooked!
 * George Carlin: Cried Skarloey.
 * Driver: We'll Need A Bus Now For Our Passengers.
 * George Carlin: Sighed His Driver.
 * Skarloey: No!
 * George Carlin: Pleaded Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: I'll Get Them To The Station Or Burst.
 * George Carlin: James Was Waiting On The Platform. Clanging And Clanking, Skarloey Steamed In.
 * Skarloey: I'll Do It, I'll Do It. I've Done It.
 * George Carlin: James Collected His Passengers And Respectfully Puffed Away. Everyone Was Pleased With Skarloey, But He Was Still Worried.
 * Skarloey: Old Engines Can't Pull Trains Like The Young Ones Can.
 * Driver: They Can If They're Mended, Old Faithful.
 * George Carlin: Smiled His Driver.
 * Driver: And That's What Gonna Happen To You. You Deserved It.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin A Bad Day For Sir Handel)
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Worked On The Mountain That Leads Through The Leaves Lakes, And Along Mountain Sides. Their Coaches Are Full Of Visitors. The Engines Are Proud To Run The Line, Come Rain Or Shine. The Engines Will Never Let Their Passengers Down, But They Are Old, And They Tired More Easily. Their Drivers Understood This, And They Spoke Kindly To Them.
 * Drivers: There's More Than Enough Work For Both Of You On This Railway. The Manager Is Sending 2 More Engines To Help Us Run The Line.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Were Pleased With This News, And Promised To Give The New Engines A Big Welcome. When Sir Handel And Peter Sam Arrived, They Found That They Had Much To Learn.
 * Sir Handel: What A Small Shed!
 * George Carlin: Grunted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: This Won't Do At All! We're Much Too Good For This Old Shack!
 * Peter Sam: I Think It's Nice.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Sir Handel: Humph!
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: What's That Rubbish?!
 * Peter Sam: Sh!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: That's Skarloey. He's Famous.
 * George Carlin: And Then He Whispered To Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: I'm Sorry, Skarloey: Sir Handel Is Upset Now, But He's Quite Nice, Really.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Felt Sorry For Peter Sam.
 * Fireman: Now, Sir Handel.
 * George Carlin: Said The Fireman.
 * Fireman: I Will Get You Ready For Work.
 * Sir Handel: I'm Tired! Let Peter Sam Go, He'd Love It!
 * Fireman: No, You're First.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Huffed To Fetch His Coaches. He Didn't Like The Look Of Them At All.
 * Sir Handel: Whatever Next?! Those Aren't Coaches, They're Cattle Cars!
 * Coaches: OH!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: What A Horrid Engine!
 * Sir Handel: It's Not What I'm Used To.
 * George Carlin: Clanked Sir Handel. He Rolled To The Platform Just As Gordon Arrived.
 * Sir Handel: Hello, Who Are You?
 * Gordon: I'm Gordon, Who Are You?
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've Heard Of You. You're An Express Engine! So Am I, But I'm Used To New Coaches, Not These Cattle Cars. Do You Have New Coaches? I See You Do. We Must Have A Chat. Sorry, I Can't Stop. We Must Keep Time You Know.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Speechless! Clouds Of Steam Filled The Air As Sir Handel Huffed And Puffed Along The Line. He Was Still Cross When They Reached The Top Station. Sir Handel Was Hoping For A Rest, But His Driver Thought Otherwise.
 * Driver: We'll Leave The Coaches Now, And Fetch Some Cars From The Quarry.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?!
 * George Carlin: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?! I Won't, So There!
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Was About To Cause A Great Deal Of Trouble.
 * (Sir Handel Comes Off The Rails)
 * Sir Handel: Told You!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel. By The Time Workmen Came To Rescue Him, Sir Handel Was Feeling Rather Silly. To Make Matters Worse, There Stood Sir Topham Hatt. His Message To Sir Topham Hatt Was Brief And Blunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Shall Talk To You Later!
 * George Carlin: Then He And The Fireman Left With Peter Sam. Sir Handel Was Feeling Sillier Still.
 * Driver: Come On.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: Let's Get You Back On The Rails.
 * George Carlin: When Sir Handel Crawled Home, He Found Sir Topham Hatt Waiting For Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You're A Very Naughty Engine! I Hope I Can Trust You To Behave When You Next Come Out Of This Shed.
 * George Carlin: After Hearing That, I'm Sure Sir Handel Will. Aren't You?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady)
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Had Been Naughty, So Sir Topham Hatt Made Him Stay In The Shed For A While. Peter Sam Was Now Busier Than Ever. He Had To Do Sir Handel's Work As Well As His Own. He Was Very Excited, And The Fireman Found Him Hard To Handle.
 * Sir Handel: (Grunts) Anyone Would Think That He Wanted To Work.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel Who Was Lonely And Bored.
 * Skarloey: All Respectable Engines Do.
 * George Carlin: Replied Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: Keep Calm, Peter Sam, And You Do Well.
 * George Carlin: But Peter Sam Was In Such Of State That He Couldn't Listen. He Collected Some Coaches And Went On His Way. But Somehow The Faster That He Wanted To Go, The Slower The Journey Became. When Peter Sam Finally Fussed Through The Station, Henry Was Already There.
 * Henry: This Won't Do, Youngster.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * Henry: I Can't Be Kept Waiting. If You Are Late Tonight, I'll Go Off And Leave Your Passengers Behind.
 * Peter Sam: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam. Secretly, He Was A Little Worried. But Not For Long. The Conductor Blew His Whistle, And Waved His Green Flag. Peter Sam Puffed Happily Away, Singing A Little Song.
 * Peter Sam: (Singing) I'm Peter Sam, I'm Running This Line. I'm Peter Sam, I'm Running This Line. What Fun It All Is.
 * George Carlin: He Thought As He Journeyed Along The Line. The Coaches Enjoyed Themselves Too. They Were Growing Fun Of Peter Sam. Every Afternoon, They Had To Wait An Hour At The Station By The Lake. The Stations Has A Little Shops Of The Refreshments. The Conductor, Fireman And The Guard Buy Tea And Cakes For The Refreshment Lady. At Last, The Waiting Was Over. But Peter Sam Was Sizzling With Inpatients.
 * Peter Sam: Peep, Peep! Hurry Up, Please!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled To The Passengers.
 * Peter Sam: How Awful.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Peter Sam: If We Missed Henry's Train.
 * George Carlin: The Conductor Was Ready With His Flag And Whistle. The Refreshment Lady Was Making A Way To The Train. Then It Happened. The Conductor Says That Peter Sam Was Too Impatient. Peter Sam Says He Was Sure He Heard A Whistle, Anyway He Started.
 * Coaches: Stop, Stop, Stop!
 * George Carlin: Wailed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: You Left The Refreshment Lady Behind!
 * Peter Sam: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Groaned Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: We're Sure To Miss Henry Now.
 * George Carlin: The Refreshment Lady Climbed Aboard And They Started Again. Peter Sam Didn't Sing Anymore. Instead He Hurried Along The Line As Fast As He Wheels And His Driver Would Let Him. They Arrived At The Station Just In Time.
 * Peter Sam: Hurrah!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam. He Felt Very Relief.
 * Henry: Not Bad, Youngster.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry Loftily. But The Refreshment Lady Was Still Cross.
 * Refreshment Lady: What Do You Mean By Leaving Me Behind?
 * Peter Sam: I'm Sorry, Refreshment Lady.
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: But Henry Says He Might Leave Without Us.
 * George Carlin: Then The Refreshment Lady Laughed.
 * Refreshment Lady: You Silly Engine! Henry Was Teasing You. He Wouldn't Ever Go Without His Passengers. He's A Guaranteed Connection.
 * (Conductor's Whistle Blows)
 * Peter Sam: Well!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: Where's That Henry?
 * George Carlin: But Henry Had Chortled Away.
 * (Henry's Whistle Toots)
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Gone Fishing)
 * Children: (Singing) Sometimes It's Nice To Take Some Time Out. Do What You Really Want To Do. Just To Relax And Let The World Fly By You. Forget Your Worry, No Need To Hurry. Just Leave A Sign To Say... Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? You Drop Your Line Down To The River, Waiting To See What You Can Find. Whatever Life Has To Offer You. You Know You'll Take It, Stand Up And Face It, Smiling Along The Way. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? There's Nothing Better On A Sunny Day, When All Your Work Is Done. Throw Down Your Line, Settle Down. Surprise, Surprise, Look What You've Found. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way... Gone Fishing!
 * (Following This Song, We Go To The Outro With Thomas Looking At Us)
 * (While The End Credits Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (Afterwards, The A Britt Allcroft Production Logo Appears As We End This Video)