Category:Gordon And The Famous Visitor (February 10, 1998) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Video Treasures Tracking Control)
 * (We Then See The Video Treasures FBI Warning)
 * (We Then Find The 1998-1999 Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Soon Follows)
 * (We Then Show The Thomas US Season 4 Intro And We Then Begin Gordon And The Famous Visitor)
 * George Carlin: It Was An Important Day In The Yard. Everyone Was Excited, Making Notes And Taking Photographs. A Special Visitor Had Arrived, And Was Now The Center Of Attention.
 * Thomas: Who's That?
 * George Carlin: Whispered Thomas To Duck.
 * Duck: That...
 * George Carlin: Said Duck Proudly.
 * Duck: ...Is A Celebrity.
 * Percy: A What?
 * George Carlin: Asked Percy.
 * Duck: A Celebrity Is A Very Famous Engine.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck.
 * Duck: Driver Says We Can Talk To Him Soon.
 * Thomas: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: He's Probably Too Famous To Even Notice Us.
 * George Carlin: Just Then, Gordon Arrived.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Who Cares? A Lot Of Fuss About Nothing, If You Ask Me.
 * George Carlin: And He Steamed Away. Later That Night, The Engines Found That The Visitor Wasn't Conceited At All. He Enjoyed Talking The Engines, Till' Long After The Stars Came Out. He Left Early Next Morning. Gordon Was Still Complaining.
 * Gordon: Good Riddance.
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled.
 * Gordon: Chattering All Night. Who Is He, Anyway?
 * Thomas: Duck Told You.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: He's Famous.
 * Gordon: As Famous As Me? Nonsense.
 * Thomas: He's Famouser Than You. He Went 100 Miles An Hour Before You Were Thought Of.
 * Gordon: Huh. So He Says.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: But I Didn't Like His Looks. He's Got No Dome. Never Trust Dome-Less Engines. They're Not Respectable. I Never Boast, But I'd Say 100 Miles An Hour Would Be Easy For Me. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: Duck Took Some Freight Cars To Edward's Station.
 * Edward: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Called Edward.
 * Edward: That Famous Engine Came Through This Morning. He Whistled To Me. Wasn't He Kind?
 * Duck: He's The Finest Engine In The World.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck, Then He Told Edward What Gordon Had Said.
 * Edward: Take No Notice.
 * George Carlin: Soothed Edward.
 * Edward: He's Just Jealous. He Thinks No Engine Should Be Famous But Him. Look, He's Coming Now.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Running Very Fast. His Wheels Pounded The Rails.
 * Gordon: He Did It, I'll Do It. He Did It, I'll Do It!
 * George Carlin: Gordon's Train Rocketed Past, And Was Gone.
 * Duck: He'll Knock Himself To Bits!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Duck. Gordon's Driver Eased Him Off.
 * Gordon's Driver: Steady, Gordon. We Aren't Running A Race.
 * Gordon: We Are, Then.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon, But He Said It To Himself. Suddenly, Gordon Began To Feel A Little Strange.
 * Gordon: The Top Of My Boiler Seems Funny.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Gordon: It Feels As If Something Is Loose! I'd Better Go Slower.
 * George Carlin: But It Was Too Late. On The Viaduct, They Met The Wind. It Was A Teasing Wind That Blew Suddenly At Hard Puffs. Gordon Thought It Wanted To Push Him Off The Bridge.
 * Gordon: No, You Don't!
 * George Carlin: He Said Firmly. But The Wind Had Other Ideas. It Curled Round His Boiler, Crept Under His Loose Dome, And Lifted Off And Away Into The Valley Below.
 * (The Dome Falls Into The Water)
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Most Uncomfortable. The Cold Wind Was Whistling Through The Hole Where His Dome Should Be And He Felt Silly Without It. At The Big Station, The Freight Cars Laughed At Him.
 * (Freight Cars Laugh)
 * George Carlin: Gordon Tried To Wheesh Them Away.
 * (Freight Cars Continue Laughing)
 * George Carlin: But They Crowded Round', No Matter What He Did. On The Way Back Home, He Wanted His Driver To Stop And Fetch His Dome.
 * Gordon's Driver: We'll Never Find It Now.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Gordon's Driver: You'll Have To Go To The Works For A New One.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Very Cross.
 * Gordon: I Hope The Shed Is Empty Tonight.
 * George Carlin: He Huffed To Himself. But All The Engines Were There Waiting.
 * A Voice: Never Trust Dome-Less Engines.
 * George Carlin: Said A Voice From Somewhere Behind Him.
 * A Voice: They Aren't Respectable.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Time For Trouble)
 * George Carlin: The Island Of Sodor Has Many Visitors, And Sir Topham Hatt Had Scheduled More Trains. Gordon The Big Engine Had To Work Harder Than Ever Before.
 * Gordon: Come On.
 * George Carlin: He Called To The Coaches.
 * Gordon: Come On, Come On, Come On. The Passengers Rely On Me To Be On Time.
 * George Carlin: Whenever Gordon Finished One Journey It Was Time For Another To Begin.
 * (The Conductor Blows His Whistle)
 * Gordon: Never Mind.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed.
 * Gordon: I Like A Long Run To Stretch My Wheels.
 * George Carlin: Even So, Sir Topham Hatt Decided That Gordon Needed A Rest.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: James Shall Do Your Work.
 * George Carlin: He Said Kindly. James Was Delighted. He Like To Show Off His Smart Red Paint And Was Determined To Be As Fast As Gordon.
 * James: You Know, Little Toby.
 * George Carlin: He Boasted.
 * James: I'm An Important Engine. Everyone Knows It. I'm As Regular As Clockwork. Never Late, Always On Time, That's Me.
 * Toby: Sees You.
 * George Carlin: Replied Toby. Just Then, Sir Topham Arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Your Parts Are Worn, Toby, So You Must Go To The Works To Be Mended.
 * Toby: Can I Take Henrietta, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No. What Would The Passengers Do Without Her?
 * George Carlin: Toby Saw Percy By The Water Tower.
 * Percy: Don't Worry, Toby. I'll Take Care Of Henrietta Until You Get Back.
 * George Carlin: Soon Toby Was Out On The Main Line. He Clanked As He Trundled Along. He's A Little Engine With Small Wheels. His Tanks Will Not Hold Much Water. He Had Come A Long Way And Began To Feel Thirsty. In The Distance Was A Signal.
 * Toby: Good.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Toby: There's A Station Ahead. I Can Have A Nice Drink And A Rest Until James Has Passed.
 * George Carlin: Toby Was Enjoying His Drink When The Signalman Came Up. He Had Never Seen Toby Before. Toby's Driver Tried To Explain But The New Signalman Wouldn't Listen.
 * Signalman: We Must Clear The Line For James With The Express. You'll Had To Get More Water At The Next Station.
 * George Carlin: Hurrying Used A Lot Of Water And His Tanks Were Soon Empty. Poor Toby Was Out Of Steam And Stranded On The Main Line.
 * Toby's Fireman: We Must Warn James.
 * George Carlin: Said The Fireman. Then He Saw Percy And Henrietta.
 * Toby's Fireman: Please, Take Me To The Station. It's An Emergency.
 * George Carlin: Henrietta Hated Leaving Toby.
 * Percy: Never Mind.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: You're Taking The Fireman To Warn James. That's A Big Help.
 * George Carlin: Henrietta Felt Much Better. James Was Fuming When He Heard The News.
 * James: I'm Going To Late.
 * Signalman: My Fault.
 * George Carlin: Said The Signalman.
 * Signalman: I Didn't Understand About Toby.
 * James' Driver: Now James.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * James' Driver: You Had To Push Toby.
 * James: What, Me?!
 * George Carlin: Snorted James.
 * James: Me?! Push Toby And Pull My Train Too?!
 * George Carlin: Grumbling Dreadfully, James Set Off To Find Toby. He Came Up Behind Toby And Gave Him A Bump.
 * James: Get On You!
 * George Carlin: James Had To Work Very Hard. When He Reached The Works Station He Felt Exhausted. Some Children Were On The Platform.
 * Boy: Coo! The Express Is Late And It's Got 2 Engines. I Think James Couldn't Pull It On His Own So Toby Had To Help Him.
 * Toby: Never Mind, James.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Toby.
 * Toby: They're Only Joking.
 * James: Huh!
 * George Carlin: Said James. Toby Just Smiled.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Toad Stands By)
 * George Carlin: Oliver Had Been To The Works To Be Mended. Some Troublesome Cars Tricked Him, And The Great Western Engine Fell Into The Turntable Well. Now Oliver Was As Good As New, Be He Was Still Worried About Cars.
 * Oliver: I Rather Not Used Them.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed To Himself. But The Cars Sang Songs Rude And Loud. Scruffey, Their Leader, Led The Chorus.
 * Cars And Scruffey: Oliver's No Use At All, Thinks He's Very Clever, Says That He Can Manage Us, That's The Best Joke Ever, When He Orders Us About, With The Greatest Folly, We Just Pushed Him Down The Well, Pop Goes Old Ollie!
 * George Carlin: Thomas, Duck And Percy Were Shocked.
 * Thomas: Be Quiet!
 * George Carlin: They Ordered, But They Couldn't Be Anywhere, And Everywhere They Went, The Cars Began Again.
 * Cars: Oliver's No Use At All, Thinks He's Very Clever, Says That He Can Manage Us, That's The Best Joke Ever!
 * George Carlin: At Last The Engines Gave Up.
 * Thomas: We're Sorry, Oliver.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Oliver: It's Really My Fault.
 * George Carlin: Said Oliver Sadly.
 * Oliver: I Shouldn't Fallen Into The Turntable Well.
 * George Carlin: Toad The Brake Van Felt Sorry For Oliver Too. Next Morning, He Spoke To Douglas.
 * Toad: I'm Worried, Mr. Douglas. This Disrespect For Engines. Where's It Going To End?
 * Douglas: Who Knows?
 * George Carlin: Sighed Douglas.
 * Toad: I've Got A Plan, Mr. Douglas. May I Stay Here Tonight And Help Mr. Oliver? We're Both Great Western, And Must Stand Together.
 * Douglas: Certainly, Toad.
 * George Carlin: Replied Douglas And Puffed Away. Soon, Toad Was Explaining His Plan.
 * Duck: Goodness Gracious, Toad. I Don't Think You Should Suggest Such A Think To Oliver.
 * George Carlin: But Oliver Interrupted.
 * Oliver: No, Duck, Toad's Right. It's Really My Fault. I Must Put This Trouble Right.
 * Toad: I Meant No Disrespect You Understand.
 * Oliver: Of Course Not, Toad. Anywhere, Driver Says The Same And He's Arranged With The Stationmaster.
 * Duck: Very Well, Oliver.
 * George Carlin: Conceded Duck.
 * Duck: But I Must Hurry. My Passengers Will Be Waiting. Good Luck.
 * Oliver: So Long.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Oliver Bravely, But He Felt Dreadfully Nervous Inside. Oliver Marshaled With The Worst Cars 2 By 2.
 * Toad: That's The Way, Mr. Oliver.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Toad.
 * Toad: And If You Hadn't Leave Scruffey Till Last, Then You'll Have Him Behind You. You Can Bump Him If He Starts His Nonsense.
 * Scruffey: Hold Back, Hold Back!
 * George Carlin: Whispered Scruffey.
 * Scruffey: And Pass The Word To The Others.
 * George Carlin: The Silly Cars Giggled, But Oliver Knew What To Do. There Was Plenty Of Sand On The Rails And His Wheels Gripped Splendidly. He Gave A Great Heave.
 * Scruffey: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Scruffey.
 * Scruffey: I Don't Like This!
 * Duck: Go On!
 * George Carlin: Yelled Duck.
 * Duck: Well Done, Boy, Well Done!
 * Scruffey: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Scruffey.
 * Scruffey: I'm Coming Apart!
 * (Scruffey Breaks Himself Apart)
 * George Carlin: And He Did. Then There Was Trouble.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Oliver, So You Don't Know Your Own Strength, Is That It?
 * Oliver: (Stuttering) No, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Oliver Nervously. Sir Topham Hatt Inspected Scruffey.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: As I Thought. Rotten Wood Rusty Frames. Maybe If We Put You Back Together, You'll Learn Yourself A Better Name.
 * George Carlin: Nowadays, Oliver Only Takes Freight Cars When The Other Engines Were Busy. But They Always Quick To Warn Each Other.
 * Cars: Take Care With Mr. Oliver. If You Play Tricks On Him, You'll Never Be The Same Car Again!
 * George Carlin: Scruffey Has Learned His Lesson And Says Nothing At All.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Bulls Eyes)
 * George Carlin: Toby The Tram Engine Has Cowcatcher And Side Plates. They Helped To Prevent Animals From Getting Hurt If They Should Stray Onto The Line. Daisy Thought Toby's Fenders Were Silly.
 * Daisy: You're Afraid Of Getting Hurt Yourself.
 * George Carlin: She Flounced.
 * Toby: I'm Not.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Toby.
 * Daisy: Yes You Are. I Don't Have Stupid Cowcatchers But I'm Not Frightened. I Just Toot And They All Go Away.
 * Toby: But They Don't.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Daisy: What Would With Me. Animals Always Run If You Toot And Look Them In The Eye.
 * Toby: Even Bulls?
 * Daisy: Even Bulls.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy. Daisy Had Never Met A Bull But She Purred Away Quite Uncensored. She Tooted At A Farm Crossing And The Horse And Cart Halted While She Went By.
 * Daisy: Huh!
 * George Carlin: She Said.
 * Daisy: It's Easy. I Just Toot And They All Stand Aside. Poor Little Toby. I'm Sorry He's Frightened.
 * George Carlin: At The Next Station, A Policeman Was Waiting.
 * Policeman: There's A Bull On The Line.
 * George Carlin: He Warned.
 * Policeman: Please Persuade It To Return To The Farmer.
 * George Carlin: Daisy Was Excited.
 * Daisy: Now...
 * George Carlin: She Thought.
 * Daisy: ...I'll Show Toby How To Manage Bulls.
 * George Carlin: Champion Isn't Really A Fierce Bull, But This Morning He Was Cross. He'd Strayed From His Field, Crashed Through A Fence, Slithered Down A Slope And Now He Didn't Know Where He Was. Suddenly, He Saw Some Grass.
 * Champion: Now For My Breakfast.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Daisy: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Tooted Daisy.
 * Daisy: Go On.
 * George Carlin: Champion Was Too Busy Chomping To Take Any Notice.
 * Daisy: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy Again. Champion Kept Grazing.
 * Daisy: This Is All Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: How Can I Look Him In The Eye If He Won't Turn Around?
 * George Carlin: At Last He Did.
 * Champion: Moo!
 * George Carlin: Said Champion.
 * Daisy: Ooh, Oh!
 * George Carlin: Murmured Daisy.
 * Daisy: Why Dosen't He Run Away?
 * Daisy's Driver: Go On, Daisy.
 * George Carlin: Said Her Driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: He's Harmless.
 * Daisy: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy Unhappily.
 * Daisy: You Know He's Harmless And I Know He's Harmless. But Does He Know. Look At His Horns If I Bump Into Him He Might Hurt, Me, Them. The Farmer Wouldn't Like That.
 * George Carlin: Champion Sniffed At Daisy.
 * (Champion Starts Sniffing)
 * Daisy: Ugh!
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy And That Was That. Daisy Did No More. Toby Was Bemused And Amused To See Her Back In The Station So Soon.
 * Toby: Bulls Always Run If You Toot And Look Them In The Eye. Eh, Daisy?
 * George Carlin: Daisy Stayed Silent.
 * Toby: Ah, Well.
 * George Carlin: Continued Toby.
 * Toby: We Can Live And Learn. I Better Chase Him Away For You I Suppose.
 * George Carlin: He Clanked Away To Find Champion. Toby's Bell Rang And His Whistle Sounded But Champion Took No Notice. Then Toby Whooshed Loudly. That Did The Trick. Toby Whooshed A Little More And Now Breakfast Over. Champion Chuntered Away To Join The Farmer. Daisy Was Feeling Exhausted. She Was Glad When Her Day's Work Was Over. Some Boys Were On The Platform.
 * Boy: Look, Daisy.
 * George Carlin: 1 Teased.
 * Boy: I've Got Some Sweets. They're Called "Bulls Eyes". I Like Them Do You.
 * Daisy: Ah, Keep Your Old Bulls Eyes.
 * George Carlin: And Daisy Scuttled To Her Shed.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Fish)
 * George Carlin: On Starry Nights When The Moon Is Full And The Air Still, You Can Hear The Sounds Of Faraway Ships And Distant Laughter. They Echoe Over The Hills And Through The Valleys, Down Calm Canals And Sleepy Inlets. Every Engine Knows That These Are The Sounds That Say The Harbour Is Hard At Work At The Big Station By The Sea. One Night, A Special Load Of Fish Was Ordered. Sir Topham Hatt Decided That Extra Vans Must Be Added To The Train That The Men Called The Flying Kipper. The Only Vans Available Were Old Ones. They Had Not Been Used For A Longtime. Henry Waited Impatiently By The Key Side As Duck Shunted Them Into Position. Thomas Puffed By With The Mail Train.
 * Thomas: Hello, Duck! Going Fishing? I'd Take Care If I Were You.
 * Duck: Why?
 * George Carlin: Huffed Duck.
 * Thomas: Well For 1 Thing...
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas Remembering His Own Experience.
 * Thomas: ...If Fish Get Into An Engine's Boiler They Always Cause Trouble. And For Another, Fish Can Be Awfully Smelly. And I Know What I'm Talking About. Good Night.
 * George Carlin: Henry Grunted Dreadfully.
 * Henry's Driver: You'll Just Have To Put Up With It, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: At Least The Extra Load Will Mean You Can Have Another Engine Help Us Up Gordon's Hill.
 * (Henry Puffs Away)
 * George Carlin: Meanwhile, Duck Was Waiting At Edward's Station So That He Could Help The Heavy Train By Pushing From Behind. Henry Made Good Progress. When He Reached The Platform His Driver Stopped The Train Beyond The Platform. Then Henry Gave A Special Signal.
 * Henry: Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep! I Need Help Please?
 * Duck: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck.
 * Duck: I Won't Be Long.
 * George Carlin: Duck Buffered Gently Up To Henry's Train. He Was Not Coupled On. Henry Would Then Be Able To Run On Without Stopping When They Reached The Top Of The Hill.
 * Duck: Ready!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Duck And Off They Went. Soon They Reached Gordon's Hill.
 * Henry: Push Hard, Push Hard.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Henry.
 * Duck: We're Doing It, We're Doing It.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck. Henry Was Pulling His Train Harder Than He Realized.
 * (The Lamp From The 4th Van Comes Off All Of A Sudden)
 * George Carlin: Duck Felt The Weight On His Buffers Slacking. Then Duck Noticed Something Else.
 * Duck: There's No Sign Of A Tail-Lamp.
 * George Carlin: He Thought. He Whistled, But There Was No Reply. Meanwhile Henry Had Noticed Something Too.
 * Henry: My Train's Getting Heavier.
 * George Carlin: He Thought To Himself.
 * Henry: I'm Slowing Down.
 * George Carlin: Then There Was Trouble.
 * (Duck Smashes Into The Vans, Causing Henry To Come To A Stop)
 * George Carlin: No One Was Hurt. But A Strong Smell Of Fish Hung In The Air. Next Day, Workmen Found A Broken Tail-Lamp At The Bottom Of The Hill. Sir Topham Hatt Spoke Kindly To Duck.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The Accident Wasn't Your Fault. We Should've Checked That This Tail-Lamp Was Fixed On Properly. We'll Soon Have You In Working Order Again.
 * Duck: Thank You, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck Sadly.
 * Duck: Thomas Told Me To Be Careful About Fish. They Got Me In A Right Pickle, Didn't They?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Daisy)
 * George Carlin: Percy And Toby Were Worried. Thomas' Recent Accident Had Caused A Great Deal Of Trouble, And Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting With Them With Important News.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here Is Daisy The Diesel Rail-Car, Who Has Come To Help While Thomas Is...Indisposed.
 * Percy: Please, Sir, Will She Go When Thomas Comes Back, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That Depends.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, However Long She Stays, I Hope You Will Both Make Her Welcome And Comfortable.
 * Percy And Toby: Yes, Sir, We'll Try, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said The Engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Run Along Now And Show Her The Shed. She Will Want A Rest After Her Journey.
 * George Carlin: Daisy Was Not Easy To Pleased. She Shuddered At The Engine Shed.
 * Daisy: This Is Dreadfully Smelly. I'm Highly Sprung, And Anything Smelly Is Bad For My Swerves.
 * George Carlin: Next, They Tried The Carriage Shed.
 * Daisy: This Is Better.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: But Whatever Is That Rubbish?
 * George Carlin: The Rubbish Turned Out To Be Annie, Clarabel And Henrietta Who Were Most Offended.
 * Annie: We Won't Stay Here To Be Insulted.
 * George Carlin: They Fumed. Percy And Toby Had To Take Them Away And Spend Half The Night Soothing Their Hurt Feelings.
 * (Percy And Toby Take Annie, Clarabel And Henrietta Away)
 * George Carlin: The Engines Woke Next Morning Feeling Exhausted. Daisy, On The Other Hand, Felt Bright And Cheerful.
 * Daisy: Oooh! Oooh!
 * George Carlin: She Tooted, As She Came Out Of The Yard And Back To The Station.
 * Daisy: Look At Me.
 * George Carlin: She Purred To The Passengers.
 * Daisy: I'm The Latest Diesel, Highly Sprung And Right Up To Date. You Won't Want Thomas' Bumpy Old Annie And Clarabel Now.
 * George Carlin: The Passengers Waited For Daisy To Start, But She Didn't. She Saw That The Milk Van Was About To Be Coupled To Her And Was Most Indignant.
 * Daisy: Do They Except Me To Pull That?
 * Daisy's Driver: Surely.
 * George Carlin: Said Her Driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: You Can Pull One Van.
 * Daisy: I Won't.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: Percy Can Do It. He Loves Messing About With Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: She Began To Shudder Violently.
 * Daisy's Driver: Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said Her Driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: Come On Now, Back Down.
 * George Carlin: Daisy Lurched Backwards. She Was So Cross That She Blew A Fuse.
 * Daisy: Told You.
 * George Carlin: She Said And Stopped. Everyone Argued With Her But It Was No Use.
 * Daisy: It's Fitter's Orders.
 * George Carlin: She Said.
 * Passengers: What Is?
 * Daisy: My Fitter's A Very Nice Man. He Comes Every Week And Exams Me Carefully. Daisy, He Says, Never Never Pull. You're Highly Sprung And Pulling Is Bad For Your Swerves. So That's How It Is.
 * George Carlin: Finished Daisy.
 * Stationmaster: Stuff And Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said The Stationmaster.
 * Shunter: I Can't Understand.
 * George Carlin: Said The Shunter.
 * Shunter: Whatever Made Sir Topham Hatt Send Us Such A Feeble...
 * Daisy: Feeble? Feeble?!
 * George Carlin: Spluttered Daisy.
 * Daisy: Let Me...
 * Passengers: Stop Arguing!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled The Passengers.
 * Passengers: We're Late Already.
 * George Carlin: So They Uncoupled The Van, And Daisy Purred Away Feeling Very Pleased With Himself. She Can Now Enjoyed Her Journey.
 * Daisy: That's A Good Story.
 * George Carlin: She Chuckled.
 * Daisy: I'll Do Just What Work I Choose, And No More.
 * George Carlin: But She Said It To Herself.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Percy's Predicament)
 * George Carlin: Daisy The Diesel Rail-Car's Work In The Countryside Was Full Of Surprises. But She Was Frightened To Bulls And Cows, And She Remain Very Lazy And Scuttled. One Day, Toby Brought Henrietta To The Station Where Percy Was Grumbling Shunting.
 * Toby: Hello, Percy. I See Daisy's Left The Milk Behind Again.
 * Percy: I Had To Make A Special Journey Within I Suppose. Anyone Would Think I've Nothing To Do.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Percy.
 * Toby: Tell You What?
 * George Carlin: Replied Toby.
 * Toby: I'll Take The Milk, You Fetch My Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: Their Drivers And Stationmaster Agreed. Percy Had Never Been To The Quarry Before. He Began Ordering The Freight Cars About.
 * Percy: Hurry Along.
 * George Carlin: He Said. The Freight Cars Grumbled To Each Other.
 * Cars: This Is Toby's Place! Percy's Got No Right To Poke His Funnel In Here And Push Us Around.
 * George Carlin: They Whispered And Pass The Word.
 * Cars: Pay Percy Back! Pay Percy Back!
 * Percy: Come Along.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Percy.
 * Percy: No Nonsense.
 * Cars: We'll Give Him Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Giggled The Freight Cars. But They Followed So Quietly That Percy Thought They Were Under Control. Suddenly, They Saw A Notice Ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
 * Percy: Peep! Peep! Brakes, Conductor, Please!
 * George Carlin: But Before He Could Check Them The Freight Cars Surged Ahead.
 * Cars: On! On!
 * George Carlin: They Cried.
 * Percy: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Percy. The Man On Duty At The Crossing Rushed To Warn Traffic With His Red Flag But Was Too Late To Switch Percy To The Runaway Sidings. Frantically Trying To Grip The Rails Percy Slid Into The Yard.
 * Percy: Peep! Peep! Look Out!
 * (Percy Crashed Into The Brake Van)
 * George Carlin: The Break Van Was In Smithereens. Percy's Driver And Fireman Had Jumped Clear But Percy Was Stranded. Next Day, Sir Topham Arrived. Toby And Daisy Had Helped To Clear The Wreckage But Percy Remained On His Perch Of Freight Cars.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We Must Now Try.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: To Run A Branch Line With Toby And A Diesel. You Have Put Us In An Awkward Predicament, Percy.
 * Percy: I Am Sorry, Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Must Stay Here Till We Are Ready.
 * George Carlin: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And You Really Must Be More Careful With Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: Percy Sighed. The Freight Cars Groaned Beneath His Wheels. He Quite Understood About Awkward Predicaments. Sir Topham Hatt Spoke Severely To Daisy Too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: My Engines Work Hard. I Send Lazy Engines Away.
 * George Carlin: Daisy Was Ashamed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: However, Toby Says You Worked Hard After Percy's Accident. So You Shall Have Another Chance.
 * Daisy: Thank You, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: I Will Work Hard. Toby Says He'll Help Me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Excellent. What Toby Dosen't Know About Branch Line Problems Isn't Worth Knowing. But Our Toby's An Experienced Engine.
 * George Carlin: Next Day, Thomas Came Back, And Percy Was Sent To Be Mended. Annie And Clarabel Were Delighted To See Thomas Again And He Took Them To A Run At Once. All Were Now Friends, And Toby Has Taunt Daisy A Great Deal. She Shooed A Cow The Other Day All By Herself. That Show's You, Doesn't It?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas And Bertie's Great Race)
 * George Carlin: Thomas Was Waiting At The Junction When A Bus Arrived.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Who Are You?
 * Bertie: I'm Bertie. Who Are You?
 * Thomas: I'm Thomas. I Run This Branch Line.
 * Bertie: So You're Thomas. Ah, I Remembered Now. You Got Stuck In The Snow. I Took Your Passengers And Terence The Tractor Pulled You Out. I've Come To Help With Your Passengers Today.
 * Thomas: Help Me?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Can Go Faster Than You.
 * Bertie: You Can't.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Thomas: I Can.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas.
 * Bertie: I'll Race You!
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie. Their Drivers Agreed For The Race Going Ahead. The Stationmaster Said...
 * Stationmaster: Are You Ready? Go!
 * George Carlin: Thomas Never Could Go Fast At First And Bertie Drew In Front.
 * Annie And Clarabel: Why Don't You Go Fast, Why Don't You Go Fast.
 * George Carlin: Called Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Wait And See, Wait And See.
 * George Carlin: Hissed Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: He's A Long Way Ahead.
 * George Carlin: They Wailed. But Thomas Didn't Mind. He Remembered The Level Crossing. There Was Bertie Fuming At The Gates While They Sail Gaily Through.
 * Thomas: Goodbye, Bertie!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas. After That The Road Left The Railway So That They Couldn't See Bertie. Then, They Had To Stop At A Station To Let Off Passengers.
 * Thomas: Peep Peep! Quickly Please!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas And Off They Went Again.
 * Thomas: Come Along, Come Along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We're Coming Along, We're Coming Along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas, Then He Looked Ahead. There Was Bertie Tooting Triumphly On His Horn.
 * Thomas: Oh Deary Me, Oh Deary Me!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Thomas.
 * Thomas: Steady, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: We'll Beat Bertie Yet.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We'll Beat Bertie Yet, We'll Beat Bertie Yet.
 * George Carlin: Echoed Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: We'll Do It, We'll Do It.
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Thomas: Oh Bother! There's A Station.
 * George Carlin: Then He Heard Bertie.
 * Bertie: Goodbye, Thomas. You Must Be Tired. Sorry I Can't Stop. We Buses Have To Work You Know. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Oh Dear.
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas.
 * Thomas: We've Lost.
 * George Carlin: But He Felt Better After A Drink. The Signal Dropped.
 * Thomas: Hurrah, We're Off! Hurrah, We're Off!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas. As They Crossed The Bridge, They Heard An Impatient...
 * Bertie: Honk! Honk!
 * George Carlin: There Was Bertie Waiting At The Traffic Lights. He Started With A Roar And Chased On After Thomas Once Again. Now Thomas Reached His Full Speed. Bertie Tried Hard But Thomas Was Too Fast. Whistling Triumphantly He Plunged Into The Tunnel Leaving Bertie Toiling Far Behind.
 * Thomas: We've Done It, We've Done It!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We've Done It, Hooray! We've Done It, Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Chanted Annie And Clarabel As They Whooshed Into The Last Station. Everyone Was There To Celebrate Thomas' Victory. But They Gave Bertie A Big Welcome Too.
 * Bertie: Well Done, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: That Was Fun. But To Beat You Over That Hill, I Should Have To Grow Wings And Be An Airplane.
 * George Carlin: They Now Kept Each Others Very Busy. They Often Talked About Their Race, But Bertie's Passengers Don't Like Being Bounced Like Peas In The Frying Pan, And Sir Topham Hatt Has Warned Thomas Not To Race At Dangerous Speeds. So Although, Between You And Me, They Would Like To Have Another Race. I Don't Think They Ever Will, Do You?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Let's Have A Race)
 * Children: (Singing) A Lesson That's Worth Learning One You Never Should Forget Is The Art Of Friendly Rivarly It's Not Always About Winning You Must Learn That From The Start Enjoy Yourself Remember What Counts Is Taking Part. Let's Have A Race, Have A Race, Have A Race Let's See Who Is The Quickest Who Can Be The Fastest On Your Marks, Now Get Set, Go! Let's Set A Pace, Set A Pace, Set A Pace Let's See If You Can Catch Me Let's See If You Can Match Me So Let's Have A Race, Have A Race.
 * (Children Cheering)
 * Children: (Singing) Thomas Challenged Bertie To A Friendly Race One Day The Driver Said Get Ready But Be Careful On The Way The Friends Lined Up Together Enjoying The Fun The Stationmaster Called Out Are You Ready To Begin. Let's Have A Race, Have A Race, Have A Race Let's See Who Is The Quickest Who Can Be The Fastest On Your Marks, Now Get Set, Go! Let's Set A Pace, Set A Pace, Set A Pace Let's See If You Can Catch Me Let's See If You Can Match Me So Let's Have A Race, Have A Race.
 * (Children Cheering)
 * Children: (Singing) Bertie Bus Was Winning He Sped Along The Way Thomas Tried So Hard To Catch Up On The Way Eventually He Passed Him And Bertie Had To Say:
 * Girl: To Pass You On That Hill Thomas I'd Need Wings Like An Airplane.
 * Children: (Singing) Let's Have A Race, Have A Race, Have A Race Let's See Who Is The Quickest Who Can Be The Fastest On Your Marks, Now Get Set, Go! Let's Set A Pace, Set A Pace, Set A Pace Let's See If You Can Catch Me Let's See If You Can Match Me So Let's Have A Race, Have A Race. Let's Have A Race, Have A Race, Have A Race Let's See Who Is The Quickest Who Can Be The Fastest Ready, Set Go! Let's Set A Pace, Set A Pace, Set A Pace Let's See If You Can Catch Me Let's See If You Can Match Me So Let's Have A Race, Have A Race Let's Have A Race... Let's Have A Race... Right Now!
 * (Children Cheering)
 * (Following This Song, We Fade To The Woolly Bear And Other Thomas Stories Outro)
 * (While The End Credits Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (Afterwards, In A Silent Style, The A Britt Allcroft Production Logo Appears)
 * (Underneath This Logo Is The Entertainment To Grow Up With Text)
 * (We Once Again See The 1998-1999 Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo As We End This Video)