Category:Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady And Other Stories (August 15, 1995) Full

Transcript

 * (We Open This Video With The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo)
 * (We Then See The Version 1 Of Thomas US Season 4 Intro And We Begin Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady)
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Had Been Naughty, So Sir Topham Hatt Made Him Stay In The Shed For A While. Peter Sam Was Now Busier Than Ever. He Had To Do Sir Handel's Work As Well As His Own. He Was Very Excited, And The Fireman Found Him Hard To Handle.
 * Sir Handel: (Grunts) Anyone Would Think That He Wanted To Work.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel Who Was Lonely And Bored.
 * Skarloey: All Respectable Engines Do.
 * George Carlin: Replied Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: Keep Calm, Peter Sam, And You Do Well.
 * George Carlin: But Peter Sam Was In Such Of Slate That He Couldn't Listen. He Collected Some Coaches And Went On His Way. But Somehow The Faster That He Wanted To Go, The Slower The Journey Became. When Peter Sam Finally Fussed Through The Station, Henry Was Already There.
 * Henry: This Won't Do, Youngster.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * Henry: I Can't Be Kept Waiting. If You Are Late Tonight, I'll Go Off And Leave Your Passengers Behind.
 * Peter Sam: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam. Secretly, He Was A Little Worried. But Not For Long. The Conductor Blew His Whistle, And Waved His Green Flag. Peter Sam Puffed Happily Away, Singing A Little Song.
 * Peter Sam: (Singing) I'm Peter Sam, I'm Running This Line. I'm Peter Sam, I'm Running This Line. What Fun It All Is.
 * George Carlin: He Thought As He Journeyed Along The Line. The Coaches Enjoyed Themselves Too. They Were Growing Fun Of Peter Sam. Every Afternoon, They Had To Wait An Hour At The Station By The Lake. The Stations Has A Little Shops Of The Refreshments. The Conductor, Fireman And The Guard Buy Tea And Cakes For The Refreshment Lady. At Last, The Waiting Was Over. But Peter Sam Was Sizzling With Inpatients.
 * Peter Sam: Peep, Peep! Hurry Up, Please!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled To The Passengers.
 * Peter Sam: How Awful.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Peter Sam: If We Missed Henry's Train.
 * George Carlin: The Conductor Was Ready With His Flag And Whistle. The Refreshment Lady Was Making A Way To The Train. Then It Happened. The Conductor Says That Peter Sam Was Too Impatient. Peter Sam Says He Was Sure He Heard A Whistle. Anyway He Started.
 * Coaches: Stop, Stop, Stop!
 * George Carlin: Wailed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: You Left The Refreshment Lady Behind!
 * Peter Sam: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Groaned Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: We're Sure To Miss Henry Now.
 * George Carlin: The Refreshment Lady Climbed Aboard And They Started Again. Peter Sam Didn't Sing Anymore. Instead He Hurried Along The Line As Fast As He Wheels And His Driver Would Let Him. They Arrived At The Station Just In Time.
 * Peter Sam: Hurrah!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam. He Felt Very Relief.
 * Henry: Not Bad, Youngster.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry Loftily. But The Refreshment Lady Was Still Cross.
 * Refreshment Lady: What Do You Mean By Leaving Me Behind?
 * Peter Sam: I'm Sorry, Refreshment Lady.
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: But Henry Says He Might Leave Without Us.
 * George Carlin: Then The Refreshment Lady Laughed.
 * Refreshment Lady: You Silly Engine! Henry Was Teasing You. He Wouldn't Ever Go Without His Passengers. He's A Guaranteed Connection.
 * (Conductor's Whistle Blows)
 * Peter Sam: Well!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: Where's That Henry?
 * George Carlin: But Henry Had Chortled Away.
 * (Henry Leaves The Station, And Peter Sam Is Humiliated Afterwards)
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Rusty Helps Peter Sam)
 * George Carlin: Everyday When The Little Engines Worked, The Crisp Air Is Suddenly Filled With Familiar Noise. The Lakes And Mountains Have Many Visitors, And Harold The Helicopter Flies The Sky, Making Sure That No-One's In Trouble.
 * Harold: All Present And Correct. Time To Return To Base.
 * George Carlin: Then Harold Noticed Something. A Sturdy Diesel Was Coming Round The Mountain. Harold Flew Lower For A Closer Inspection.
 * Harold: I'm Harold. Who Are You?
 * Rusty: I'm Rusty.
 * George Carlin: Replied The Diesel.
 * Harold: Don't Recall Seeing You Before. What Brings You This Way?
 * Rusty: Sir Topham Hatt Sent Me To Help The Other Engines.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Rusty. This Was No Time To Chat With A Helicopter.
 * Harold: Well Done, Cheers, And Keep Up The Good Work!
 * Rusty: Cheeky Chopper.
 * George Carlin: Muttered Rusty.
 * Driver: Not Long Now.
 * George Carlin: Encouraged His Driver.
 * Driver: We'll Soon Be At The Top Station.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam And Sir Handel Were Glad To See Rusty. Even So, Sir Handel Wouldn't Stop Grumbling. The Cars Didn't Like Sir Handel And Wanted To Play Tricks On Him.
 * Gordon: No One Understands Our Feelings.
 * George Carlin: Sympathized Gordon.
 * Gordon: Now If You Were ill, You Couldn't Shunt Cars, Could You?
 * Sir Handel: Good Idea.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: I'll Try It.
 * George Carlin: He Did So Next Morning.
 * Sir Handel: I Don't Feel Well.
 * George Carlin: He Groaned. There Wasn't Time For Examine Him, So Some Of His Cars Were Coupled Behind Peter Sam's Coaches. Rusty Promised To Followed With The Rest. Peter Sam Didn't Mind The Extra Work. He Left His Coaches At The Station And Trundled Cheerfully On. Soon They Reached The Quarry Where The Cars Were Needed. Empty Cars At The Bottom Of A Slope Are Hitched To A Cable. Loaded Ones At The Top Are Hitched To Another. By Their Weight, Loaded Cars Run Down The Steep Slope, Pulling The Empty Ones Up. Peter Sam Waited At The Bottom Of A Slope For The Loaded Cars. He Never Bumped Cars Unless They Misbehave. But The Loaded Cars Couldn't See Him Properly. They Thought He Was Sir Handel. Their Chance For Trickery Had Come.
 * Loaded Cars: Faster! Faster!
 * George Carlin: They Yelled.
 * Empty Cars: No, No!
 * George Carlin: Wailed The Empty Cars.
 * Empty Cars: It's Peter Sam!
 * George Carlin: But It Was No Use.
 * Loaded Cars: Hurrah, Hurrah!
 * George Carlin: Roared The Cars. Peter Sam Shut His Eyes.
 * (The Cars Crash Into Peter Sam, Causing His Funnel To Be Broken In The Process)
 * Peter Sam: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Peter Sam. Rusty Was Working Nearby And Came To Help Clear Up The Mess.
 * Rusty: Bust My Buffers!
 * George Carlin: Exclaimed Rusty.
 * Rusty: Never Mind, Peter Sam. We'll Get You Out.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam Felt Battered. His Funnel Was Cracked And His Boiler Dented.
 * Peter Sam: Thank You, Rusty.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed And Limped Slowly Home.
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sorry About Your Accident.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: I Always Stand Well Back. Cars Don't Like Me.
 * Peter Sam: Why Didn't You Warn Me?
 * Sir Handel: I Didn't Think.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Never Do. You Can Start Thinking Now While You're Doing Peter Sam's Work As Well As Your Own. That'll Teach You To Pretend You Were ill.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Did Start Thinking About Gordon. When The Wreckage Was Cleared Away, Rusty Set Off Along The Line.
 * Harold: Splendid To See You Again.
 * George Carlin: Whizzed Harold.
 * Harold: I'm Completing My Evenings Look About.
 * Rusty: Well Done, Cheers, And Keep Up The Good Work!
 * George Carlin: And The Little Diesel Purred Back Home.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Whistles And Sneezes)
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Cross.
 * Gordon: Why Should Henry Have A New Shape?
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled.
 * Gordon: A Shape Good Enough For Me Is Good Enough For Him. He Goes Gallivanting Off, Leaving Us To Do His Work, And Comes Back Saying How Happy He Feels. It's Disgraceful. And There's Another Thing: Henry Whistles Too Much. No Respectable Engine Ever Whistles Loudly At Stations. It Isn't Wrong, But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: Poor Henry Didn't Feel Happy Anymore.
 * Percy: Never Mind.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: I'm Glad You're Home Again, I Like Your Whistling.
 * Gordon: Goodbye, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Called Gordon.
 * Gordon: We're Glad To Have You With Us Again. But Remember What I Said.
 * George Carlin: Later, Henry Stopped At Edward's Station.
 * Edward: Hello, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: You Look Splendid. I Was Pleased To Hear Your Happy Whistle Yesterday.
 * Henry: Thank You, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Henry.
 * (We Hear A Screeching Noise)
 * Henry: Shh, Shh. Can You Hear Something?
 * Edward: It Sounds Like Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: And It Ought To Be Gordon. But Gordon Never Whistles Like That.
 * George Carlin: It was Gordon. He Came Rushing Down The Hill Of A Tremondous Rate. He Didn't Look At Henry And He Didn't Look At Edward. He Screamed Straight Through The Station And Disappeared.
 * Edward: Well.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Henry: It Isn't Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Henry.
 * Henry: But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: And He Told Edward What Gordon Had Said. Meanwhile, Gordon Screeched Along The Line. The Noise Was Awful. At The Station, Everyone Covered Their Ears. Sir Topham Hatt Covered His Ears Too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Take Him Away!
 * George Carlin: He Bellowed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Stop That Noise!
 * George Carlin: Gordon Puffed Sadly Away. But He Wouldn't Stop Whistling Until Two Fitters Climbed Up And Knocked His Whistle Valve In Place.
 * (Two Fitters Fix Gordon's Whistle With Progress)
 * George Carlin: That Night, Gordon Slunked Into The Shed. He Was Glad It Was Empty.
 * Henry: It Isn't Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Murmured Henry To No One In Particular.
 * Henry: But We Just Don't Do It.
 * George Carlin: No One Mentioned Whistles. Next Morning, Henry Was Enjoying Himself Enormously.
 * Henry: I Feel So Well, I Feel So Well.
 * George Carlin: He Sang.
 * Coaches: Trickety-Trock, Trickety-Trock.
 * George Carlin: Hummed His Coaches. Then He Saw Some Boys On A Bridge.
 * Henry: Peep-Peep. Hello.
 * George Carlin: He Whistled.
 * (The Boys Smash The Coaches' Windows With Stones)
 * Henry: Ohh.
 * George Carlin: He Called. The Boys Didn't Wave And Take His Number. They Thought It Fun To Drop Stones On Him Instead.
 * Coaches: They've Broken Our Glass, They've Broken Our Glass.
 * George Carlin: Cried The Coaches. The Passengers Weren't Hurt, But They Were Cross.
 * Passengers: Call The Police!
 * Henry's Driver: No.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Leave It To Henry And Me.
 * Passengers: What Will You Do?
 * George Carlin: They Asked.
 * Passengers: Can You Keep A Secret?
 * Henry: Yes, Yes.
 * Henry's Driver: Well Then.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry Is Going To Sneeze At Those Boys.
 * George Carlin: Lots Of People Were At The Station Just Before The Bridge. They Wanted To See What Would Happen.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry Has Plenty Of Ashes.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Please Keep All Windows Shut Until We Haved Passed The Bridge. Henry Is Excited As We Are. Aren't You, Old Fellow?
 * George Carlin: Henry Felt More Stuffed Up. Soon, They Could See The Boys. And They All Had Stones.
 * Henry's Driver: Are You Ready, Henry?
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Sneeze Hard When I Tell You. Now.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Henry: Ah-Choo!
 * (Henry Sneezes At The Boys And They Were Covered In Ashes)
 * Henry's Driver: Well Done, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Laughed His Driver. Henry Went Home, Hoping That Next Time He Saw Gordon And The Boys, They Would Have Learned Not To Be So Mean.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Bertie's Chase)
 * George Carlin: One Morning, Edward Was Waiting To Pick Some Passengers From Thomas' Train.
 * Edward: Peep Peep! We're Late! Where Is Thomas? He Doesn't Usually Make Us Wait.
 * Fireman: Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
 * George Carlin: Sanged The Fireman.
 * Fireman: Johnny's So Longer...
 * Driver: Never You Mind About Johnny.
 * George Carlin: Laughed The Driver.
 * Driver: Just You Climb On The Cab And Look For Thomas. Can You See Him?
 * Fireman: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied The Fireman.
 * Fireman: There's Bertie Bus In The Terrifying Hurry. No Need To Bother With Him Though. Likely, He's On The Coach Tour Of Something.
 * George Carlin: He Clambered Down.
 * Bertie: Stop, Stop! I've Got Thomas' Passengers!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Bertie, Roaring Up To The Gates. It Was No Good. Edward Was Gone.
 * Bertie: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: Bother Thomas' Fireman Not Coming To Work Today. Why Did I Promise To Help The Visitors Catch The Train?
 * Driver: That Will Do, Bertie.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: A Promise Is A Promise And We Must Keep It.
 * Bertie: I'll Catch Edward Or Bust.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: Oh, My Gears And Axles!
 * George Carlin: He Groaned.
 * Bertie: I'll Never Be The Same Bus Again. Hooray, Hooray! I See Him!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Bertie As He Reached The Top.
 * Bertie: Oh No! Edward's At The Station! No, He Stopped At The Crossing. Hooray, Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Bertie Toured Down The Hill.
 * Passengers: Well Done, Bertie!
 * George Carlin: Shouted His Passengers.
 * Passengers: Go It!
 * George Carlin: Bertie Skitted Into The Yard.
 * Bertie: Wait, Wait!
 * George Carlin: Cried Bertie. He Was Just In Time To See Edward Puffed Away.
 * Bertie: I'm Sorry.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Passengers: Never Mind.
 * George Carlin: Said The Passengers.
 * Passengers: After Him Quickly. Third Time Lucky You Know. Do You Think We'll Catch Em At The Next Station, Driver?
 * Driver: There's A Good Chance.
 * George Carlin: Replied His Driver.
 * Driver: Our Road Keeps Close To The Line And We Can Climb Hills Better Than Edward. I'll Just Make Sure.
 * George Carlin: He Spoke To The Stationmaster. Bertie And The Passengers Waited Impatiently.
 * Driver: Yes! We'll Do It This Time.
 * George Carlin: Said The Driver.
 * Passengers: Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Called The Passengers, As Bertie Chased After Edward Once More.
 * Coaches: This Hill Is Too Steep, This Hill Is Too Steep!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled The Coaches As Edward Snorted In Front. They Reach The Top At Last And Ran Smoothly Into The Station.
 * Edward: Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Edward.
 * Edward: Get In Quickly Please.
 * George Carlin: The Conductor Blew His Whistle And Edward's Driver Looked Back. But The Flag Didn't Wave, Then He Heard Bertie. Everything Seem To Happy At Once, And The Stationmaster Told The Conductor And Driver What Had Happened.
 * Edward: I'm Sorry About The Chase, Bertie.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Bertie: My Fault.
 * George Carlin: Replied Bertie.
 * Bertie: Late At Junction. You Didn't Know About Thomas' Passengers.
 * Edward: Peep Peep! Goodbye, Bertie! We're Off!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Edward.
 * Passengers: Three Cheers For Bertie!
 * George Carlin: Called The Passengers. Bertie Raced Back To Tell Thomas That All Was Well.
 * Thomas: Thank You, Bertie, For Keeping Your Promise.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You're A Very Good Friend Indeed.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Home At Last)
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Had Been To The Works To Be Mended. He Felt Much Better. Rusty The Diesel Was Helping Him Off His Rail Car. Skarloey Hadn't Met The Little Diesel Before.
 * Skarloey: Rusty Seems A Kindly Sort Of Engine.
 * George Carlin: He Thought To Himself.
 * Rusty: I Help To Mend The Line And Do Odd Jobs.
 * George Carlin: Explained Rusty.
 * Rusty: I Hear Everyone Is Looking Forward To Seeing You Again. Come On.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam Was Feeling Depressed. He Was Still Getting Over But He Wanted To Start Work Again. Sir Topham Hatt Wouldn't Let Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Another Day's Rest Will Do You Good.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, I Got A Surprise For You.
 * Peter Sam: For Me, Sir, How Nice, Sir, What Is It, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Wait And See.
 * George Carlin: The Surprise Was Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: I'm Glad You've Come Home.
 * George Carlin: They Lit Skarloey's Fire And He Sizzled Happily.
 * Skarloey: I Feel All Excited.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Skarloey: Just Like A Young Engine. Now Tell Me All The News.
 * Peter Sam: I See You've Met Rusty.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Skarloey: Yes. I Like That Diesel.
 * Peter Sam: So Do I?
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: It's A Pity Duncan Doesn't.
 * Skarloey: Who Is Duncan?
 * Peter Sam: He Came As A Spare Engine After My Accident.
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Skarloey: Is He Useful?
 * Peter Sam: He Keeps Busy And I'm Sure He Means Well. But He's Bouncy And Rude. He Sings And Sways And Swivels Around. His Driver Calls It Rock N Roll.
 * Skarloey: I Understand.
 * George Carlin: Said Skarloey Gravely. His Driver Interrupted.
 * Skarloey's Driver: Duncan Has Done It Again, He's Stuck In The Tunnel. Come On, Old Boy, We'll Have To Get Him Out.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Was Pleased. He Wanted To Run And Look Forward To Meeting Duncan. They Found A Caboose And Some Workmen And Hurried Up The Line.
 * Skarloey: How Nice And Smooth The Rails Are.
 * George Carlin: Thought Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: They Mended All The Old Bumps. The Little Diesel Has Helped To That. What A Difference Rusty's Made To The Line.
 * George Carlin: Quite Soon They Found Duncan. He Was Stuck At The Far End Of The Tunnel And He Was Very Cross.
 * Duncan: I'm A Plain Blunt Engine, I Speak As I'm Fine. Tunnels Should Be Tunnels And Not Rabbit Holes. This Railway Is No Good At All.
 * Duncan's Driver: Don't Be Silly!
 * George Carlin: Snapped His Driver.
 * Duncan's Driver: This Tunnel Is Quite Big Enough For Engines That Don't Rock N Roll.
 * George Carlin: It Took A Longtime To Clear Away The Rocks And Set Duncan Free Again. At Last, Skarloey Was Able To Push Duncan And His Coaches Safely Through.
 * (Skarloey Frees Duncan By Pushing Him And His Coaches Through)
 * George Carlin: The Caboose Was Left On The Siding And The Workmen Stayed To Make Sure Everything Was Safe. Duncan Grumbled All The Way Home, But Skarloey Paid No Attention. Later, Sir Topham Hatt Spoke Severely To Duncan.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Listen To Me. There Is Nothing Wrong With That Tunnel. You Stuck In It Because You Tried To Do Rock And Roll. Tunnels Are Not Dance Floors And You Are Not A Pop Star.
 * George Carlin: Then Sir Topham Hatt Gave His Full Attention To Duncan's Funnel.
 * (Sir Topham Hatt Then Looks At Duncan's Funnel)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If It Happens Again...
 * George Carlin: He Ended Ominously.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Should Find Ways To Cut You Down To Size. In Other Words, Your Career Is On The Line. Need I Say More?
 * George Carlin: Duncan Thought Sir Topham Hatt Had Said Quite Enough And He Remained Completely Silent And Still For At Least The Whole Evening.
 * (Owl Hooting)
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Rock N Roll)
 * George Carlin: Skarloey The Little Engine Loves All The Sights And Sounds Along His Line And Knows Them Very Well. One Morning, Soon After He Returned From Being Mended, He Was Enjoying His Journey More Than Ever Before. Along The Way, He Met Rusty.
 * Skarloey: You Know...
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Skarloey: If I Couldn't See Those Familiar Faces And Places, I Think I Was On A Different Railway. You've Done Wonders With These Rails.
 * George Carlin: Rusty Laughed.
 * Rusty: I'm Glad You're Pleased. Manager Says Let's Mend The Tracks So Well That He Don't Know Where He Is. And We Did, And You Didn't If You Take My Meaning.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Liked This Hard Working Diesel.
 * Rusty: There's Still 1 Bad Bit.
 * George Carlin: Warned Rusty Just Before The First Station.
 * Rusty: An Engine Might Come Off There Particularly Duncan. He Will Rock N Roll Along The Line. Look At Him Right Now. I Hope He Doesn't Hurt His Passengers.
 * Duncan: What's That About Me? I'm A Plain Engine And I Believe In Plain Speaking. Speak Up!
 * George Carlin: Rusty Warned Duncan About The Bad Bit Of Rails.
 * Duncan: Huh! I Know My Way About. I Don't Need Smelly Diesels To Tell Me What To Do.
 * George Carlin: Rusty Felt Hurt. Duncan Banged About The Yard. Then, He Clattered Crossly To The Station. James Was Already There Waiting For Him.
 * James: You're Late!
 * George Carlin: He Snapped.
 * Duncan: I Know.
 * George Carlin: Said Duncan.
 * Duncan: It's That Smelly Diesel's Fault? Rusty Tries To Teach Me How To Stay On The Rails And Then Goes Off Leaving Me To Find My Own Coaches.
 * James: You Poor Engine.
 * George Carlin: Sympathized James.
 * James: I Know All About Diesels. One Crept Into Our Yard And Ordered Us About. I Soon Sent Him Packing.
 * George Carlin: Duncan Was Filled With Admiration. He Didn't Know That James Was Boastful And Sometimes Didn't Tell The Truth.
 * Duncan: Send Rusty Packing, Send Rusty Packing.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Duncan. He Climbed A Hill Furiously.
 * Duncan's Driver: Well Done, Boy.
 * George Carlin: Encouraged His Driver.
 * Duncan's Driver: Keep It Up.
 * George Carlin: Soon They Were Near The First Station. Duncan Was Pleased.
 * Duncan: Nothing's Happened Nothing's Happened. Silly Old Diesel, Clever Me.
 * George Carlin: And He Rocked And Rolled Along The Line.
 * Duncan's Driver: Steady, Boy.
 * George Carlin: Checked His Driver. But It Was Too Late.
 * (Duncan Comes Off The Rails In The Process)
 * Duncan: Sleepers And Ballast! I'm Off.
 * George Carlin: And He Was.
 * Rusty: I Warned Him.
 * George Carlin: Said Rusty.
 * Rusty: But All He Did Was Called Me Names.
 * George Carlin: The Little Diesel Refused To Move.
 * Skarloey: I'm Ashamed Of You Rusty.
 * George Carlin: Said Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: Think Of The Passengers What Are They Going To Do?
 * Rusty: Oh, I've Forgotten Them. Yes Of Course, We Must Help The Passengers.
 * George Carlin: And Rusty Roared Into Life. Duncan Stood Sad And Solitary. He Couldn't Rock N Roll Now.
 * Duncan: Oh, Dear.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * Duncan: Everyone Will Know How Silly I Am.
 * George Carlin: The Passengers Had To Get Out And Help Too. They Weren't Very Pleased About That But Worked As Hard As They Could.
 * (The Passengers Lift Duncan Back On The Rails)
 * George Carlin: They Carefully Leavened Duncan Back Onto The Line. After That, Duncan Was Extra Careful All Day. At Last, Evening Came.
 * Duncan: Rusty.
 * George Carlin: He Whispered.
 * Duncan: Thank You For Helping. I'm Sorry I Was Rude To You.
 * Rusty: That's All Right, Duncan.
 * Duncan: I Wish All Diesels Were Like You. Let's Be Friends.
 * Rusty: Suits Me.
 * George Carlin: Replied Rusty.
 * Rusty: We'll Mend That Bad Bit Of Rails First Thing Tomorrow.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Gone Fishing)
 * Children: (Singing) Sometimes It's Nice To Take Some Time Out. Do What You Really Want To Do. Just To Relax And Let The World Fly By You. Forget Your Worry, No Need To Hurry. Just Leave A Sign To Say... Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? You Drop Your Line Down To The River, Waiting To See What You Can Find. Whatever Life Has To Offer You. You Know You'll Take It, Stand Up And Face It, Smiling Along The Way. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? There's Nothing Better On A Sunny Day, When All Your Work Is Done. Throw Down Your Line, Settle Down. Surprise, Surprise, Look What You've Found. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way, Gone Fishing. Gone Fishing, Gone Fishing. It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way. Why Don't We All Go Fishing? It's A Sunny Old Day And You're On Your Way... Gone Fishing!
 * (Following This Song, We Go To The Outro With Thomas Looking At Us)
 * (While The End Credits Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (Afterwards, The A Britt Allcroft Production Logo Appears As We End This Video)