Category:Granpuff And Other Thomas Stories (February 21, 1995) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Video Treasures Tracking Control)
 * (We Then Show The Video Treasures FBI Warning)
 * (We Then Go To The 1987-1997 Video Treasures Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Soon Appears)
 * (The Version 1 Of Thomas US Season 4 Intro Then Follows And We Begin Granpuff)
 * George Carlin: One Winter's Night When The Cold Wind Blew, The Engines Found It Hard To Sleep.
 * Toby: What We Need...
 * George Carlin: Suggested Toby.
 * Toby: ...Is To Listen To A Story.
 * Percy: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Percy.
 * Percy: A Mysterious Story.
 * Duck: But...
 * George Carlin: Added Duck.
 * Duck: ...It Must Have A Happy Ending.
 * Thomas: Driver Told Me A Story.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas, So Everyone Listened.
 * Thomas: Once Upon A Time...
 * George Carlin: Began Thomas. They Were 3 Little Engines Who Lived Their Own Little Shed On Their Own Little Railway. Their Names Were Duke, Stuart And Falcon. Duke Was The Oldest And Was Name After His Grace, The Duke Of Sodor. He Was Proud Of This And Love To Keep The Little Ones In Order. Whenever They Had Anything That Duke Thought Wrong, He Would Say...
 * Duke: That Would Never Suit His Grace.
 * George Carlin: Other Engines Came And Went But Duke Outlast Them At All. Stuart And Falcon Used To Call Him "Granpuff". They Were Fun Of Him, But They Got Very Tired And Hearing All About His Grace. Sometimes They Were Teasing And Chant...
 * Stuart And Falcon: Engines Come And Engines Go, Granpuff Goes On Forever!
 * Duke: You Impurtanded Scallywags!
 * George Carlin: Duke Would Say.
 * Duke: Whatever Are You Engines Coming To?
 * Falcon: Never Mind, Granpuff. We're Only Young Once.
 * Duke: Well You Better Mind, Unless You Want To End Up Like Smudger.
 * Stuart: Ooh! Granpuff, Whatever Happened?
 * Duke: Smudger...
 * George Carlin: Said Duke.
 * Duke: ...Was A Showoff. He Rode Roughly Often Came Off The Rails. I Warned Him To Be Careful, But He Took No Notice.
 * Smudger: Listen, Dukie.
 * George Carlin: He Snarled.
 * Smudger: Who Worries About Their Few Spills?
 * Duke: We Do Here, I Said, But Smudger Just Laughed.
 * Smudger: (Laughs)
 * Duke: Until One Day, Manager Said He Was Gonna Make Himself Useful At Last. Smudger Stopped Laughing Then.
 * Stuart: Why? What Did He Do?
 * Duke: He Turned Him Into A Generator. He Still Out There Behind Our Shed. He'll Never Move Again.
 * George Carlin: After That, Stuart And Falcon Became Really Useful Engines And All 3 Were Happy Together For Many Years. Then Hard Times Came. The Mines And The Hills Closed And The Railway Was Closed Too. People Came To Buy The Engines.
 * People: We'll Take Stuart And Falcon.
 * George Carlin: No-One Wanted Duke. They Thought Him Too Old.
 * Stuart: Cheer Up, Granpuff.
 * George Carlin: Called Stuart.
 * Stuart: We'll Find You A Nice Railway And Then You Can Come And Keep Us In Order.
 * George Carlin: They Tried To Be Brave And Cheerful, But No-One Really Thought Their Dreams Would Come True. Duke's Driver And Fireman Oiled And Greased Him 1 Last Time. They Sheeted And Snugly And Said Goodbye, Then They Had To Go Away And Find Work. Duke Was Alone.
 * Duke: Oh Well.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed.
 * Duke: I'll Go To Sleep. It'll Help Me Pass The Time.
 * George Carlin: Winter Torrents Washed Soil From The Hills. Trees And Bushes Grew All Around. You Wouldn't Know The Shed Was There, Let Alone The Little Engine Sleep Inside.
 * Percy: That's Not A Happy Ending!
 * George Carlin: Cried Percy.
 * Thomas: Ah.
 * George Carlin: Murmured Thomas.
 * Thomas: There Will Be One, But That'll Have To Wait Until Next Time.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Sleeping Beauty)
 * George Carlin: It Was A Beautiful Night On The Island Of Sodor. The Day's Work Was Done And The Engines Puffed Safely Home.
 * Percy: Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: Will You Tell Us The End Of The Story?
 * Thomas: You Mean The One About Duke The Lost Engine?
 * Henry: Exactly.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * James: But Please Remind Us Of A Story So Far.
 * George Carlin: So Thomas Began And Here's The Rest Of The Story He Told. Duke Was Old And Live With 2 Young Engines Called Stuart And Falcon. They Teased Duke And Called Him "Granpuff", But They Were Happy Together. Then Their Line Was Closing Down And The Young Engines Went Away. Duke Was Left Alone In The Shed. He Went To Sleep And Everything Around Him Changed. But Duke Was Never Forgotten. Years Went By Until One Day Not Long Ago, Visitors Came To See Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Visitors: We Want To Find Duke.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Visitors: And Make Him Happy Again.
 * George Carlin: Maps Lay Everywhere.
 * Visitor: If We Followed The Old Line Shown Here On The Map.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Visitor: We'll Travel North To The Village And Then To The Mountains. And Look. There's The Sign For The Old Station. If Duke's Anywhere, He's There.
 * George Carlin: Everyone Set-Off To The Mountains Faraway. The Days Went By, The Search Grew Harder, But The Rescuers Wouldn't Give Up.
 * Rescuers: Let's Go This Way.
 * George Carlin: They Said. But There Was Still No Sign Of Duke.
 * Rescuers: He's Here Somewhere.
 * George Carlin: They Said. They Scrambled Over Hills, Struggled Over Ditches. At Last Their Search Ended, Quite By Accident.
 * (1 Of The Rescuers Falls On Top Of Duke)
 * Rescuers: We Found Him! We Found Our Sleeping Beauty!
 * Duke: Excuse Me.
 * George Carlin: Inquired Duke.
 * Duke: Are You A Vandal? Driver Told Me Vandals Break And Smash Things.
 * Rescuers: Bless You No.
 * George Carlin: Laughed The Rescuers.
 * Rescuers: We Dropped In Because We Couldn't Find Your Door. Falcon And Stuart Will Be Pleased To See You.
 * Duke: So They Did Remember!
 * George Carlin: Sighed Duke Happily. Then They All Set-Off For Duke's New Home. Stuart And Falcon Are Ready For A Big Welcome.
 * Stuart And Falcon: He's Here!
 * George Carlin: They Whispered.
 * Stuart And Falcon: Sh! Sh!
 * Duke: You Woke Me Up.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Duke.
 * Duke: In My Young Days, Engines Were...
 * Stuart: Seem In Not Heard, Granpuff, We Know.
 * Falcon: We're All Being Back To Work Tomorrow. We're Glad You Come Back. We Can Keep You In Order Now.
 * Duke: Keep Me In Order? Be Off With You! Impedance Scallywags!
 * George Carlin: But Duke's Old Eyes Twinkled, And For The First Time In Years, He Smiled As He Dozed In The Sun.
 * Thomas: And That...
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: ...Is The Whole Story. Did You Like It?
 * Percy: Yes Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Agreed The Engines.
 * James: Especially The Happy Ending.
 * George Carlin: And Soon, They Were All Asleep Too.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Bulldog)
 * George Carlin: One Morning, Percy Was Impatience. He Was Wearing A New Coat Of Paint And Long For Everyone To See It. The Other Engines Were Still Dozing, But Not Percy.
 * Percy: Driver Should Be Here By Now. What's He Doing?
 * Gordon: Sleeping.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Gordon.
 * Percy: But That Means I'll Be Late. The Coaches Will Be Waiting And The Passengers Will Get Cross.
 * Henry: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Huffed Henry.
 * James: It's Still Early.
 * George Carlin: Added James.
 * James: You Just Wanna Showoff.
 * Percy: No I Don't.
 * Thomas: Never Mind, Percy.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: It'll Soon Be Time For Work, But Be Careful, Or You Might Run Into Danger And Duke Is Not Here To Save You.
 * Toby: Duke?
 * George Carlin: Stuttered Toby.
 * Toby: You Mean Our Hero?
 * George Carlin: A Large Painting Of Duke Hung On The Engine Shed.
 * Thomas: The Very Same.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Driver Told Me The Story. Listen.
 * George Carlin: And This Is The Story Thomas Told Them. Long Ago, When Peter Sam Was Still Called Stuart And Sir Handel Falcon, They Worked With Duke On His Own Railway, But Falcon Still Had A Lot To Learn. The Manager Came To See Him.
 * Manager: Falcon, I'm Pleased With Your Work So Far. Now You Must Learn The Difficult Part Of The Line. We Call It "The Mountain Road".
 * George Carlin: Falcon Was Excited.
 * Falcon: Yes Please, Sir.
 * Manager: So Tomorrow, When You Have A New Coat Of Paint, You Will Go On It. Duke Will Explain Everything.
 * Falcon: Huh!
 * George Carlin: Thought Falcon.
 * Falcon: Duke's An Old Fusspot.
 * George Carlin: Next Day Came.
 * Duke: Listen.
 * George Carlin: Warned Duke.
 * Duke: The Mountain Road Is Difficult. I'll Lead.
 * Falcon: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied Falcon.
 * Falcon: I'll Lead. How Can I Learn The Road With You Lumbering Ahead And Blocking The View?
 * Duke: Suit Yourself.
 * George Carlin: Said Duke.
 * Duke: But Never Mind The View. Look At The Track.
 * George Carlin: The Engines Set Off.
 * Duke: Look At The Track.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Duke.
 * Duke: Never Mind The View.
 * Falcon: Fusspot, Fusspot.
 * George Carlin: Replied Falcon.
 * Falcon: Fuddy-Duddy, Fuddy-Duddy, Fuddy-Duddy.
 * George Carlin: The Engines' Speed Grew Slower And Slower.
 * Falcon: Don't Dawdle, Don't Dawdle!
 * George Carlin: Urged Falcon.
 * Duke: No Hurry, No Hurry.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Duke. Soon They Approach The Tunnel. Falcon Didn't Like The Tunnel. It Was Curved And He Couldn't See.
 * Falcon: I Wanna Get Out! I Wanna Get Out!
 * George Carlin: He Sighed. One Moment, Everything Seemed Safe. But Then Suddenly...
 * (Falcon Falls Into The Edge)
 * George Carlin: Falcon Was Derailed And Hung Dangerously Over The Edge. Duke Bravely Held On With All Of His Strength.
 * Falcon: Stop Shaking!
 * George Carlin: He Called.
 * Falcon: I Can't Hold You If You Shake!
 * George Carlin: Duke's Driver And Fireman Work Quickly To Make The 2 Engines Safe Again. Then Came More Trouble.
 * Fireman: Water!
 * George Carlin: Cried Duke's Fireman.
 * Fireman: Duke Needs Water Quickly!
 * George Carlin: Luckily There Was The Workers' Cottage Nearby. Soon Everyone Was Passing Jugs, Buckets, Kettles And Saucepans Filled With Water Until Duke's First Was Quenched. All The While, Duke Was Building More Strength. At Last, When Everyone's Help, He Was Able To Pull Falcon Back On To The Rails.
 * (Duke Pulls Falcon Back On To The Rails)
 * George Carlin: Then They Started Off Once More. The Manager Was Waiting At The Top Station. He Apologized With That Accident.
 * Passengers: Your Duke...
 * George Carlin: Said The Passengers.
 * Passengers: ...Is A Hero! He Stood Firm Like A Bulldog And Wouldn't Let Go.
 * George Carlin: Falcon Was Grateful Too.
 * Falcon: Thank You For Saving Me, Duke. I Didn't Know You Bothered After I've Been So Rude.
 * Duke: Oh Well.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duke.
 * Duke: You Just Had A New Coat Of Paint. It Wouldn't Been A Pity If You Rolled Down The Mountain And Spoiled It.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin You Can't Win)
 * George Carlin: Duke Is The Hero Of All The Engines. This Is A Story About Him. It Happened Long Ago When Peter Sam Was Called Stuart And Sir Handel Falcon. Many People Came Year After Year To See The Mountains And The Lakes And Most Of All, Duke. He Always Pulled The Train, Even On Days When He Didn't Feel Well.
 * Duke: I Mustn't Disappoint My Friends.
 * George Carlin: He Would Say. Every Morning He Took His Passengers Up The Line And Stops Everywhere They Want Him.
 * Duke: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled.
 * Duke: Please Be Ready When I Come Back For You. Otherwise We Might Miss Your Boat To The Mainland And That Would Never Do.
 * George Carlin: One Day, Duke Didn't Feel Well. He Was Short Of Steam And Needed To Rest. His Driver And Fireman Had Just Finish Clearing His Tubes When Stuart Bustled In.
 * Stuart: Hello, Granpuff!
 * George Carlin: He Teased.
 * Stuart: Are You Short Of Puff?
 * Duke: Nothing Of The Sort. This Is Routine Maintenance.
 * Stuart: Tell You What.
 * George Carlin: Went On Stuart.
 * Stuart: You're Getting Old. We Must Take Care Of You In Case You Breakdown.
 * Duke: Humph!
 * George Carlin: Hooshed Duke.
 * Duke: That'll Be The Day.
 * George Carlin: Duke Couldn't Stay Cross For Long. It Was A Lovely Evening.
 * Duke: Couldn't Be Better! Couldn't Be Better!
 * George Carlin: He Trundled Happily. They Began To Climb, But Duke Didn't Mind.
 * Duke: I've Plenty Of Steam.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed.
 * Duke: We'll Be Up In The Couple Of Puffs.
 * George Carlin: But Soon, Duke's Puffs Changed To Wheezes. He Vows Were Leaking Steam.
 * Duke: It's Not Easy, It's Not Easy.
 * George Carlin: He Croaked.
 * Duke: But I'll Manage.
 * George Carlin: At Last They Reached The Station. Duke's Driver Examined Him Carefully. Anxious Passengers Waited For News.
 * Conductor: Duke Is Going To Take You To The Harbour, But He Might Be Late.
 * George Carlin: Said The Conductor.
 * Conductor: So 2 Engines Are Coming To Help. You'll Still Catch Your Boat.
 * George Carlin: Falcon Buffered Up In Front.
 * Falcon: Poor Old Granpuff. What A Shame You Broken Down.
 * Stuart: Peep, Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: Teased Stuart.
 * Stuart: This Is The Day!
 * George Carlin: He Was Coupled On Behind.
 * Falcon: Are You Ready?
 * George Carlin: Whistled Falcon.
 * Stuart: Yes I Am!
 * George Carlin: Replied Stuart And Away They Went. When They Reach The Next Station, The Cavalcade Split Up. Falcon Took Duke's Passengers To The Boat. Stuart Headed Falcon's Train With Duke Coupled Behind.
 * Stuart: Fancy Me Rescuing Granpuff! This Is The Day! This Is The Day!
 * George Carlin: He Boasted.
 * Stuart: Poor Old Engine! Poor Old Engine!
 * George Carlin: But Duke Still Have Plenty Of Steam Left At Him. His Vows Sounded Worse When They Were. He And His Driver Had Their Own Little Joke Ready. They Waited Until They Reached The Hill.
 * Driver: Now!
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver. Duke Puffed And Roared Though He Was Pushing A Whole Trains' Weight Before Him. The Noise Echoed Everywhere. When They Reach The Last Station, Everyone Cheered.
 * Boy: What Happened?
 * George Carlin: Asked The Boy.
 * Boy: They Don't Usually Need 2 Engines.
 * Father: Well.
 * George Carlin: Replied His Father.
 * Father: Stuart Broke Down. Duke Had To Help Him. It Sounds As If He Had A Hard Job Too.
 * George Carlin: Duke And His Drivers' Joke Had Worked.
 * Stuart: Fiddlesticks!
 * George Carlin: Explained Stuart And He Vanished In A Cloud Of Steam. Duke Wheezed Alongside.
 * Duke: Poor Old Engine!
 * George Carlin: He Teased.
 * Duke: It's No Good, Stuart. You Can't Win.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Four Little Engines)
 * George Carlin: If You Should Visit The Place That Has A Lake In The Woods And A Beautiful Waterfall, Then You May Also Find 2 Engines Called Skarloey And Rheneas. The Engines Know Everybody And Everybody Knows That. There Are 2 More Engines: Sir Handel And Peter Sam. They Used To Be Called Stuart And Falcon, But They Like They're New Names Better. One Day, Sir Topham Hatt Send Edward To The Works To Be Mended. A Big Surprise Awaited Edward.
 * Edward: It's Skarloey. What's He Doing Here?
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Was Pleased To See Edward.
 * Skarloey: I've Been Sent Here For A Rest.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed.
 * Skarloey: I Was Put In The Shed So I Can See Everything And Not Be Lonely. But I Do Miss Rheneas. He's Going To Be Mended. I Wish I Can Be Mended Too, And Pull Coaches Again.
 * George Carlin: Just Then, Some Workmen Arrived.
 * Workman: We're Going To Take You To The Works Now, Edward. Come Along.
 * Edward: Goodbye, Skarloey. Your Railway's A Lovely Line.
 * Skarloey: Oh, It Is, It Is! You Cheered Me Up, Edward. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: Meanwhile, Sir Handel Was Having Trouble With Some Coaches. He Tried To Be Kind, But The Coaches Didn't Trust Him. They Were Awkward And Rude. There Was Worst To Come. Some Careless Sheep Stray On To The Line.
 * Coaches: He's Bumped Us!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: Let's Get Back At Him!
 * George Carlin: They Serge Into Sir Handel And Pushed Him Off The Rails. No-One Was Hurt, But Sir Handel Limped Sadly To The Shed.
 * Driver: No More Work For You, Today.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: How Are We Going To Pull The Visitors' Train Without An Engine?
 * Skarloey: What About Me, Sir?
 * Driver: Skarloey, Can You Do It?
 * Skarloey: I'll Try.
 * George Carlin: Said The Old Engine. The Coaches Stood At The Platform.
 * Skarloey: I'm Ashamed Of You.
 * George Carlin: Scolded Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: You Might Have Hurt Your Passengers.
 * George Carlin: The Coaches Quivered.
 * Coaches: We're Sorry, Skarloey.
 * George Carlin: The Conductor Blew The Whistle, And They're Journey Began. Skarloey Remembered All The Gates And Styles Where He Had To Stop. The Sun Shone And The Rails Were Dry.
 * Skarloey: This Is Lovely.
 * George Carlin: Sanged Skarloey. Presently, The Line Grew Steep. Skarloey Felt Short Of Steam.
 * Driver: Take Your Time.
 * George Carlin: Soothed His Driver.
 * Skarloey: It'll Be Better Down Hill.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Said To Himself. But It Wasn't. His Springs Were Weak, And The Rail Joints Jarred His Wheels. At Last, A Spring Gave Weigh.
 * Skarloey: I Feel All Crooked!
 * George Carlin: Cried Skarloey.
 * Driver: We'll Need A Bus Now For Our Passengers.
 * George Carlin: Sighed His Driver.
 * Skarloey: No!
 * George Carlin: Pleaded Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: I'll Get Them To The Station Or Burst.
 * George Carlin: James Was Waiting On The Platform. Clanging And Clanking, Skarloey Steamed In.
 * Skarloey: I'll Do It, I'll Do It. I've Done It.
 * George Carlin: James Collected His Passengers And Respectfully Puffed Away. Everyone Was Pleased With Skarloey, But He Was Still Worried.
 * Skarloey: Old Engines Can't Pull Trains Like The Young Ones Can.
 * Driver: They Can If They're Mended, Old Faithful.
 * George Carlin: Smiled His Driver.
 * Driver: And That's What Gonna Happen To You. You Deserved It.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin A Bad Day For Sir Handel)
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Worked On The Mountain That Leads Through The Leaves Lakes, And Along Mountain Sides. Their Coaches Are Full Of Visitors. The Engines Are Proud To Run The Line, Come Rain Or Shine. The Engines Will Never Let Their Passengers Down, But They Are Old, And They Tired More Easily. Their Drivers Understood This, And They Spoke Kindly To Them.
 * Drivers: There's More Than Enough Work For Both Of You On This Railway. The Manager Is Sending 2 More Engines To Help Us Run The Line.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Were Pleased With Their News, And Promised To Give The New Engines A Big Welcome. When Sir Handel And Peter Sam Arrived, They Found That They Had Much To Learn.
 * Sir Handel: What A Small Shed!
 * George Carlin: Grunted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: This Won't Do At All! We're Much Too Good For This Old Shack!
 * Peter Sam: I Think It's Nice.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Sir Handel: Humph!
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: What's That Rubbish?!
 * Peter Sam: Sh!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: That's Skarloey. He's Famous.
 * George Carlin: And Then He Whispered To Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: I'm Sorry, Skarloey: Sir Handel Is Upset Now, But He's Quite Nice, Really.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Felt Sorry For Peter Sam.
 * Fireman: Now, Sir Handel.
 * George Carlin: Said The Fireman.
 * Fireman: I Will Get You Ready For Work.
 * Sir Handel: I'm Tired! Let Peter Sam Go, He'd Love It!
 * Fireman: No, You're First.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Huffed To Fetch His Coaches. He Didn't Like The Look Of Them At All.
 * Sir Handel: Whatever Next?! Those Aren't Coaches, They're Cattle Cars!
 * Coaches: OH!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: What A Horrid Engine!
 * Sir Handel: It's Not What I'm Used To.
 * George Carlin: Clanked Sir Handel. He Rolled To The Platform Just As Gordon Arrived.
 * Sir Handel: Hello, Who Are You?
 * Gordon: I'm Gordon, Who Are You?
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've Heard Of You. You're An Express Engine! So Am I, But I'm Used To New Coaches, Not These Cattle Cars. Do You Have New Coaches? I See You Do. We Must Have A Chat. Sorry, I Can't Stop. We Must Keep Time You Know.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Speechless! Clouds Of Steam Filled The Air As Sir Handel Huffed And Puffed Along The Line. He Was Still Cross When They Reached The Top Station. Sir Handel Was Hoping For A Rest, But His Driver Thought Otherwise.
 * Driver: We'll Leave The Coaches Now, And Fetch Some Cars From The Quarry.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?!
 * George Carlin: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?! I Won't, So There.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Was About To Cause A Great Deal Of Trouble.
 * (Sir Handel Comes Off The Rails)
 * Sir Handel: Told You!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel. By The Time Workmen Came To Rescue Him, Sir Handel Was Feeling Rather Silly. To Make Matters Worse, There Stood Sir Topham Hatt. His Message To Sir Handel Was Brief And Blunt.
 * Sir Handel: I Shall Talk To You Later!
 * George Carlin: Then He And The Fireman Left With Peter Sam. Sir Handel Was Feeling Sillier Still.
 * Driver: Come On.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: Let's Get You Back On The Rails.
 * George Carlin: When Sir Handel Crawled Home, He Found Sir Topham Hatt Waiting For Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You're A Very Naughty Engine! I Hope I Can Trust You To Behave When You Next Come Out Of This Shed.
 * George Carlin: After Hearing That, I'm Sure Sir Handel Will. Aren't You?
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas' Anthem)
 * Children: (Singing) It's Thomas The Tank Engine. Hip, Hip, Hip, Hip, Hooray! Chugga-Chugga, Chugg, Chugg Chuff, Chuff, Chuff. He Rides Along The Way. And When You Hear That Whistle, It Can Only Be One Train. Our Favourite Little Engine, Thomas Is His Name! Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas, We Love You. He's A Really Useful Engine With His Heart That's Big And Strong. He Chugga-Chugga, Chuff-Chuffs Working Hard Helping Everyone. Thomas, He Has Lots Of Friends And You Can Be One Too. Just Clap, Clap, Clap And Sing-Along Thomas, We Love You. Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas, We Love You. There's Gordon And Henry, Edward, James And Toby, Annie And Clarabel.
 * Boy: And Don't Forget Percy!
 * Children: (Singing) Terence And Bertie, Diesel, Duck And Daisy, Lots More Friends For You. He's Always Up To Mischief, That Cheeky Little Train. He Chugga-Chugga-Chuff-Chuffs Everywhere, He's Always Playing Games. The Fat Controller Scolds Him, But Loves Him Just The Same. Our Favourite Little Engine, Thomas Is His Name! Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas We Love You. Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas We Love You, Thomas We Love You, Thomas We Love You!
 * (Whistle Blowing)
 * (We See The Thomas End Credits With Thomas Looking At Us)
 * (While The End Credits Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (After That, The A Britt Allcroft Production Logo Appear)
 * (And Finally, We See The Video Treasures Logo)