Category:No Joke For James (February 10, 1998) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Video Treasures Tracking Control)
 * (The Video Treasures FBI Warning Then Appears)
 * (We Then Show The 1998-1999 Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo)
 * (The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo Is Soon Followed)
 * (The Thomas US Season 4 Intro Appears And We Begin No Joke For James)
 * George Carlin: James Is A Mixed Traffic Engine. He Can Pull Both Freight Cars And Coaches. He's Proud Of His Smart Red Paint And So Is His Driver.
 * James' Driver: Everyone Says You Brighten Up Your Day, James.
 * George Carlin: One Morning, James Whistled Loudly At The Other Engines.
 * James: Look At Me! I'm A Smartest Most Useful Engine On The Line!
 * Thomas: Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: We're All Useful. Sir Topham Hatt Says So And He's Headed The Whole Railway.
 * Percy: You Know What, James?
 * George Carlin: Added Percy.
 * James: What?
 * George Carlin: Replied James.
 * James: You're Getting All Puffed Out.
 * George Carlin: James Huffed Away. Later, He Was Still Boasting.
 * James: I'm The Pride Of The Line.
 * Gordon: I Saw You're Pulling Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Gordon.
 * Gordon: You're Only A Goods Engine.
 * James: I've Pull Coaches Too.
 * Gordon: Not As Much As I Do.
 * James: But Sir Topham Hatt Has Plans For Me.
 * George Carlin: James Was Making This Up But Gordon Believe Him.
 * Gordon: What Plans?
 * James: Uh, Wait And See. Oh Dear.
 * George Carlin: He Thought.
 * James: Now What'll I Do?
 * George Carlin: Thomas Was Shunting Shiny New Coaches.
 * Thomas: Good Morning, James.
 * James: Are Those Coaches For Me?
 * George Carlin: Asked James Hopefully.
 * Thomas: No, These Are For Gordon's Express. I'll Fetch Your Freight Cars Next.
 * George Carlin: But James Was Going To Play A Trick On The Other Engines.
 * James: Actually, Thomas, I'm Taking The Coaches. Sir Topham Hatt Ask Me To Tell You.
 * Thomas: What About The Cars?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas.
 * James: Uh, Give Them To Gordon.
 * Thomas' Driver: Come On, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: Orders And Orders.
 * George Carlin: So When James' Driver Returned, James Was Coupled To The Coaches And He Puffed Away. Thomas Returned With The Freight Cars. And A Few Minutes Later, Gordon Arrived.
 * Gordon: Where's The Express?
 * George Carlin: Thomas Told Him About James.
 * Thomas: And So Here Are Your Cars.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Very Cross And So His Driver.
 * Gordon's Driver: Wait'll Sir Topham Hatt Hears About This.
 * George Carlin: Meanwhile James Was Enjoying Himself Enormously.
 * James: What A Clever Plan! What A Clever Plan!
 * George Carlin: He Chuffed. Then He Saw Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Some Jokes Are Funny, But Not This One, James. You Have Caused Confusion.
 * James: Yes Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Will Now Stay In Your Shed Until You Are Wanted.
 * George Carlin: The Other Engines Teased James.
 * Gordon: I Wonder Who'd Be Pulling The Express Today?
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Henry: I Expect It'll Be You.
 * George Carlin: Replied Henry.
 * Henry: James Is Stuck In The Shed For Being Silly.
 * George Carlin: James Felt Sad. Next Morning, He Went Back To Work.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Good To See You Out And About Again.
 * James: I'm Sorry I Tricked You.
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: Are These My Cars?
 * Thomas: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas Kindly.
 * Thomas: They're Please To Have You Back.
 * George Carlin: James Set Off To The Harbour With A Train Of Freight Cars. He Bustled About All Day Pushing And Pulling Them Into Place.
 * James' Driver: Time To Go Home Now, James.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver At Last.
 * James' Driver: No Cars Or Passengers. Just We Too.
 * George Carlin: But His Driver Was Wrong.
 * Railway Inspector: Excuse Me.
 * George Carlin: Said The Man.
 * Railway Inspector: I Have A Meeting With Sir Topham Hatt And I Mustn't Be Late. May I Ride Back With You?
 * James' Driver: Of Course.
 * George Carlin: Replied James' Driver. Then He Whispered To James.
 * James' Driver: This Gentleman Is A Railway Inspector.
 * George Carlin: James Was Most Impressed. He Steamed Along The Line As Smoothly And Quickly As He Could. Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting On The Platform And The Railway Inspector Greeted Him Warmly.
 * Railway Inspector: This Clever Engine Gave Me A Splendid Ride. You Must Be Proud Of Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Yes Indeed. Once Again, You Are A Really Useful Engine.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin The Trouble With Mud)
 * George Carlin: One Morning, Thomas Was Being Cleaned When Gordon Arrived. Mud Had Blown All Over His Smart Blue Paint.
 * Thomas: Hello, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas.
 * Thomas: You Look As If You Had A Mud Bath. Be A Sensible Engine And Have A Shower Instead.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Snorted.
 * Gordon: I Haven't Time To Dawdle Over My Appearance Like Fussy Tank Engines Do.
 * George Carlin: The Wind Blew Stronger.
 * Driver: Gordon, Slow Down!
 * George Carlin: Called His Driver. This Made Gordon Crosser Still.
 * Gordon: Now I'll Be Dirty And Late, Dirty And Late!
 * George Carlin: He Hissed. At The Next Station Was A Sign: All Trains Must Wash Down Daily. James Had Just Finished Being Cleaned.
 * Driver: Come On, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: You Feel Better Too After A Good Hosedown.
 * Gordon: Bah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon And Angrily Let Off Steam.
 * Driver: You're A Very Naughty Engine!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon's Driver.
 * Driver: Now James Will Need Another Shower. You'll Have To Wait Your Turn Till Later.
 * Gordon: Good Riddance.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'm Far Too Busy To Waste Time With Water.
 * George Carlin: He Finished His Journey Safely And Steamed Into The Big Station. Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting. So Were Gordon's Coaches And The Passengers.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Goodness Gracious!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Can't Pull The Train, Henry Will Have To Do It. Gordon You Better Get Clean Straight Away.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Soon Being Washed.
 * Gordon: Mind My Eyes!
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled. Then He Pulled Cars For The Rest Of The Day.
 * Gordon: Freight Trains, Freight Trains!
 * George Carlin: He Spluttered. He Felt His Position Deeply.
 * Gordon: That's For You, And You, And You!
 * James: Cars Will Be Cars.
 * George Carlin: Laughed James.
 * Gordon: They Won't With Me.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'll Teach Them.
 * George Carlin: James Got Ready To Take The Express When Gordon Returned.
 * Gordon: Be Careful.
 * George Carlin: Warned Gordon.
 * Gordon: The Hills Are Slippery. You May Need Help.
 * James: I Don't Need Help On Hills.
 * George Carlin: Replied James Huffily.
 * James: Gordon Thinks He Knows Everything.
 * George Carlin: Earlier A Storm Had Swept Gordon's Hill Blowing Leaves On To The Tracks Which Made Them Slippery. Even Know The Storm Had Passed, The Hill Was Still Difficult To Climb. James Knew This. The Signal Showed Cleared, And James Began To Go Faster.
 * James: I'll Do It, I'll Do It.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed. Halfway Up, He Was Not So Sure.
 * James: I Must Do It, I Must Do It.
 * George Carlin: But His Wheels Slipped On The Leaves. He Couldn't Pull The Train At All.
 * James: Help, Help!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James. His Wheels Were Turning Forward, But The Heavy Coaches Pulled Him Backwards. The Whole Train Started Slipping Down The Hill. His Driver Shut Off Steam And Put On The Brakes, Then Carefully He Stopped The Train. Gordon Saw Everything.
 * Gordon: Ah Well, We Live And Learn. Never Mind, Little James. I'm Going To Push Behind.
 * George Carlin: Clouds Of Smoke And Steam Billowed From The Snorting Engines As They Struggled Up The Hill.
 * James: We Can Do It!
 * George Carlin: Puffed James.
 * Gordon: We Will Do It!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Gordon. At Last They Reached The Top.
 * James: Peep Peep! Thank You, Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James.
 * Gordon: Boop Boop!
 * George Carlin: Answered Gordon.
 * Gordon: Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: That Night, Sir Topham Hatt Came To See The Engines. Gordon Was Miserable.
 * Thomas: Please, Sir?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas. Can Gordon Pull Coaches Again Now?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If You Understand That Having A Washdown Is A Sensle To Every Engine, Then Yes, Gordon, You May.
 * Gordon: Thank You.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Gordon.
 * Gordon: Dirty Or Clean, I'm A Famous Machine!
 * George Carlin: But No One Heard But Him.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Granpuff)
 * George Carlin: One Winter's Night When The Cold Wind Blew, The Engines Found It Hard To Sleep.
 * Toby: What We Need...
 * George Carlin: Suggested Toby.
 * Toby: ...Is To Listen To A Story.
 * Percy: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Percy.
 * Percy: A Mysterious Story.
 * Duck: But...
 * George Carlin: Added Duck.
 * Duck: It Must Have A Happy Ending.
 * Thomas: Driver Told Me A Story.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas, So Everyone Listened.
 * Thomas: Once Upon A Time...
 * George Carlin: Began Thomas. They Were 3 Little Engines Who Lived Their Own Little Shed On Their Own Little Railway. Their Names Were Duke, Stuart And Falcon. Duke Was The Oldest And Was Name After His Grace, The Duke Of Sodor. He Was Proud Of This And Love To Keep The Little Ones In Order. Whenever They Had Anything That Duke Thought Wrong, He Would Say...
 * Duke: That Would Never Suit His Grace.
 * George Carlin: Other Engines Came And Went But Duke Outlast Them At All. Stuart And Falcon Used To Call Him "Granpuff". They Were Fun Of Him, But They Got Very Tired And Hearing All About His Grace. Sometimes They Were Teasing And Chant...
 * Stuart And Falcon: Engines Come And Engines Go, Granpuff Goes On Forever!
 * Duke: You Impurtanded Scallywags!
 * George Carlin: Duke Would Say.
 * Duke: Whatever Are You Engines Coming To?
 * Falcon: Never Mind, Granpuff. We're Only Young Once.
 * Duke: Well You Better Mind, Unless You Want To End Up Like Smudger.
 * Stuart: Ooh! Granpuff, Whatever Happened?
 * Duke: Smudger...
 * George Carlin: Said Duke.
 * Duke: ...Was A Showoff. He Rode Roughly Often Came Off The Rails. I Warned Him To Be Careful, But He Took No Notice.
 * Smudger: Listen, Dukie.
 * George Carlin: He Snarled.
 * Smudger: Who Worries About Their Few Spills?
 * Duke: We Do Here, I Said, But Smudger Just Laughed.
 * Smudger: (Laughs)
 * Duke: Until One Day, Manager Said He Was Gonna Make Himself Useful At Last. Smudger Stopped Laughing Then.
 * Stuart: Why? What Did He Do?
 * Duke: He Turned Him Into A Generator. He Still Out There Behind Our Shed. He'll Never Move Again.
 * George Carlin: After That, Stuart And Falcon Became Really Useful Engines And All 3 Were Happy Together For Many Years. Then Hard Times Came. The Mines And The Hills Closed And The Railway Was Closed Too. People Came To Buy The Engines.
 * People: We'll Take Stuart And Falcon.
 * George Carlin: No-One Wanted Duke. They Thought Him Too Old.
 * Stuart: Cheer Up, Granpuff.
 * George Carlin: Called Stuart.
 * Stuart: We'll Find You A Nice Railway And Then You Can Come And Keep Us In Order.
 * George Carlin: They Tried To Be Brave And Cheerful, But No-One Really Thought Their Dreams Would Come True. Duke's Driver And Fireman Oiled And Greased Him 1 Last Time. They Sheeted And Snugly And Said Goodbye, Then They Had To Go Away And Find Work. Duke Was Alone.
 * Duke: Oh Well.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed.
 * Duke: I'll Go To Sleep. It'll Help Me Pass The Time.
 * George Carlin: Winter Torrents Washed Soil From The Hills. Trees And Bushes Grew All Around. You Wouldn't Know The Shed Was There, Let Alone The Little Engine Sleep Inside.
 * Percy: That's Not A Happy Ending!
 * George Carlin: Cried Percy.
 * Percy: Ah.
 * George Carlin: Mumured Thomas.
 * Thomas: There Will Be One, But That'll Have To Wait Until Next Time.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Sleeping Beauty)
 * George Carlin: It Was A Beautiful Night On The Island Of Sodor. The Day's Work Was Done And The Engines Puffed Safely Home.
 * Percy: Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: Will You Tell Us The End Of The Story?
 * Thomas: You Mean The One About "Duke The Lost Engine"?
 * Henry: Exactly.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * James: But Please Remind Us Of A Story So Far.
 * George Carlin: So Thomas Began And Here's The Rest Of The Story He Told. Duke Was Old And Live With 2 Young Engines Called Stuart And Falcon. They Teased Duke And Called Him "Granpuff", But They Were Happy Together. Then Their Line Was Closed Down And The Young Engines Went Away. Duke Was Left Alone In The Shed. He Went To Sleep And Everything Around Him Changed. But Duke Was Never Forgotten. Years Went By Until One Day Not Long Ago, Visitors Came To See Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Visitors: We Want To Find Duke.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Visitors: And Make Him Happy Again.
 * George Carlin: Maps Lay Everywhere.
 * Visitor: If We Followed The Old Line Shown Here On The Map.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Visitor: We'll Travel North To The Village And Then To The Mountains. And Look. There's The Sign For The Old Station. If Duke's Anywhere, He's There.
 * George Carlin: Everyone Set-Off To The Mountains Faraway. The Days Went By, The Search Grew Harder, But The Rescuers Wouldn't Give Up.
 * Rescuers: Let's Go This Way.
 * George Carlin: They Said. But There Was Still No Sign Of Duke.
 * Rescuers: He's Here Somewhere.
 * George Carlin: They Said. They Scrambled Over Hills, Struggled Over Ditches. At Last Their Search Ended, Quite By Accident.
 * (1 Of The Rescuers Falls On Top Of Duke)
 * Rescuers: We Found Him! We Found Our "Sleeping Beauty"!
 * Duke: Excuse Me.
 * George Carlin: Inquired Duke.
 * Duke: Are You A Vandal? Driver Told Me Vandals Break And Smash Things.
 * Rescuers: Bless You No.
 * George Carlin: Laughed The Rescuers.
 * Rescuers: We Dropped In Because We Couldn't Find Your Door. Falcon And Stuart Will Be Pleased To See You.
 * Duke: So They Did Remember!
 * George Carlin: Sighed Duke Happily. Then They All Set-Off For Duke's New Home. Stuart And Falcon Are Ready For A Big Welcome.
 * Stuart And Falcon: He's Here!
 * George Carlin: They Whispered.
 * Stuart And Falcon: Sh! Sh!
 * Duke: You Woke Me Up.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Duke.
 * Duke: In My Young Days, Engines Were...
 * Stuart: Seem In Not Heard, Granpuff, We Know.
 * Falcon: We're All Being Back To Work Tomorrow. We're Glad You Come Back. We Can Keep You In Order Now.
 * Duke: Keep Me In Order? Be Off With You! Impedance Scallywags!
 * George Carlin: But Duke's Old Eyes Twinkled, And For The First Time In Years, He Smiled As He Dozed In The Sun.
 * Thomas: And That...
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: ...Is The Whole Story. Did You Like It?
 * Percy: Yes Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Agreed The Engines.
 * James: Especially The Happy Ending.
 * George Carlin: And Soon, They Were All Asleep Too.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin A Bad Day For Sir Handel)
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Worked On The Mountain That Leads Through The Leaves Lakes, And Along Mountain Sides. Their Coaches Are Full Of Visitors. The Engines Are Proud To Run The Line, Come Rain Or Shine. The Engines Will Never Let Their Passengers Down, But They Are Old, And They Tired More Easily. Their Driver Understood This, And They Spoke Kindly To Them.
 * Drivers: There's More Than Enough Work For Both Of You On This Railway. The Manager Is Sending 2 More Engines To Help Us Run The Line.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey And Rheneas Were Pleased With This News, And Promised To Give The New Engines A Big Welcome. When Sir Handel And Peter Sam Arrived, They Found That They Had Much To Learn.
 * Sir Handel: What A Small Shed!
 * George Carlin: Grunted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: This Won't Do At All! We're Much Too Good For This Old Shack!
 * Peter Sam: I Think It's Nice.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Sir Handel: Humph!
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: What's That Rubbish?!
 * Peter Sam: Sh!
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: That's Skarloey. He's Famous.
 * George Carlin: And Then He Whispered To Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: I'm Sorry, Skarloey: Sir Handel Is Upset Now, But He's Quite Nice, Really.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey Felt Sorry For Peter Sam.
 * Fireman: Now, Sir Handel.
 * George Carlin: Said The Fireman.
 * Fireman: I Will Get You Ready For Work.
 * Sir Handel: I'm Tired! Let Peter Sam Go, He'd Love It!
 * Fireman: No, You're First.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Huffed To Fetch His Coaches. He Didn't Like The Look Of Them At All.
 * Sir Handel: Whatever Next?! Those Aren't Coaches, They're Cattle Cars!
 * Coaches: OH!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Coaches.
 * Coaches: What A Horrid Engine!
 * Sir Handel: It's Not What I'm Used To.
 * George Carlin: Clanked Sir Handel. He Rolled To The Platform Just As Gordon Arrived.
 * Sir Handel: Hello, Who Are You?
 * Gordon: I'm Gordon, Who Are You?
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've Heard Of You. You're An Express Engine! So Am I, But I'm Used To New Coaches, Not These Cattle Cars. Do You Have New Coaches? I See You Do. We Must Have A Chat. Sorry, I Can't Stop. We Must Keep Time You Know.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Speechless! Clouds Of Steam Filled The Air As Sir Handel Huffed And Puffed Along The Line. He Was Still Cross When They Reached The Top Station. Sir Handel Was Hoping For A Rest, But His Driver Thought Otherwise.
 * Driver: We'll Leave The Coaches Now, And Fetch Some Cars From The Quarry.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?!
 * George Carlin: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?! I Won't, So There!
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Was About To Cause A Great Deal Of Trouble.
 * (Sir Handel Comes Off The Rails)
 * Sir Handel: Told You!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel. By The Time Workmen Came To Rescue Him, Sir Handel Was Feeling Rather Silly. To Make Matters Worse, There Stood Sir Topham Hatt. His Message To Sir Handel Was Brief And Blunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Shall Talk To You Later!
 * George Carlin: Then He And The Fireman Left With Peter Sam. Sir Handel Was Feeling Sillier Still.
 * Driver: Come On.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: Let's Get You Back On The Rails.
 * George Carlin: When Sir Handel Crawled Home, He Found Sir Topham Hatt Waiting For Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You're A Very Naughty Engine! I Hope I Can Trust You To Behave When You Next Come Out Of This Shed.
 * George Carlin: After Hearing That, I'm Sure Sir Handel Will. Aren't You?
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Rusty Helps Peter Sam)
 * George Carlin: Everyday When The Little Engines Worked, The Crisp Air Is Suddenly Filled With Familiar Noise. The Lakes And Mountains Have Many Visitors, And Harold The Helicopter Flies The Sky, Making Sure That No-One's In Trouble.
 * Harold: All Present And Correct. Time To Return To Base.
 * George Carlin: Then Harold Noticed Something. A Sturdy Diesel Was Coming Round The Mountain. Harold Flew Lower For A Closer Inspection.
 * Harold: I'm Harold. Who Are You?
 * Rusty: I'm Rusty.
 * George Carlin: Replied Diesel.
 * Harold: Don't Recall Seeing You Before. What Brings You This Way?
 * Rusty: Sir Topham Hatt Sent Me To Help The Other Engines.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Rusty. This Was No Time To Chat With A Helicopter.
 * Harold: Well Done, Cheers, And Keep Up The Good Work!
 * Rusty: Cheeky Chopper.
 * George Carlin: Muttered Rusty.
 * Driver: Not Long Now.
 * George Carlin: Encouraged His Driver.
 * Driver: We'll Soon Be At The Top Station.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam And Sir Handel Were Glad To See Rusty. Even So, Sir Handel Wouldn't Stop Grumbling. The Cars Didn't Like Sir Handel And Wanted To Play Tricks On Him.
 * Gordon: No One Understands Our Feelings.
 * George Carlin: Sympathized Gordon.
 * Gordon: If You Were ill, You Couldn't Shunt Cars, Could You?
 * Sir Handel: Good Idea.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: I'll Try It.
 * George Carlin: He Did So Next Morning.
 * Sir Handel: I Don't Feel Well.
 * George Carlin: He Groaned. There Wasn't Time For Examine Him, So Some Of His Cars Were Coupled Behind Peter Sam's Coaches. Rusty Promised To Followed With The Rest. Peter Sam Didn't Mind The Extra Work. He Left His Coaches At The Station And Trundled Cheerfully On. Soon They Reached The Quarry Where The Cars Were Needed. Empty Cars At The Bottom Of A Slope Are Hitched To A Cable. Loaded Ones At The Top Are Hitched To Another. By Their Weight, Loaded Cars Run Down The Steep Slope, Pulling The Empty Ones Up. Peter Sam Waited At The Bottom Of A Slope For The Loaded Cars. He Never Bumped Cars Unless They Misbehave. But The Loaded Cars Couldn't See Him Properly. They Thought He Was Sir Handel. Their Chance For Trickery Had Come.
 * Loaded Cars: Faster! Faster!
 * George Carlin: They Yelled.
 * Empty Cars: No, No!
 * George Carlin: Wailed The Empty Cars.
 * Empty Cars: It's Peter Sam!
 * George Carlin: But It Was No Use.
 * Loaded Cars: Hurrah, Hurrah!
 * George Carlin: Roared The Cars. Peter Sam Shut His Eyes.
 * (The Cars Crash Into Peter Sam, Causing His Funnel To Be Broken In The Process)
 * Peter Sam: Peep, Peep!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Peter Sam. Rusty Was Working Nearby And Came To Help Clear Up The Mess.
 * Rusty: Bust My Buffers!
 * George Carlin: Exclaimed Rusty.
 * Rusty: Never Mind, Peter Sam. We'll Get You Out.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam Felt Battered. His Funnel Was Cracked And His Boiler Dented.
 * Peter Sam: Thank You, Rusty.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed And Limped Slowly Home.
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sorry About Your Accident.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: I Always Stand Well Back. Cars Don't Like Me.
 * Peter Sam: Why Didn't You Warn Me?
 * Sir Handel: I Didn't Think.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Never Do. You Can Start Thinking Now While You're Doing Peter Sam's Work As Well As Your Own. That'll Teach You To Pretend You Were ill.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel Did Start Thinking About Gordon. When The Wreckage Was Cleared Away, Rusty Set Off Along The Line.
 * Harold: Splendid To See You Again.
 * George Carlin: Whizzed Harold.
 * Harold: I'm Completing My Evenings Look About.
 * Rusty: Well Done, Cheers, And Keep Up The Good Work!
 * George Carlin: And The Little Diesel Purred Back Home.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Trouble For Thomas)
 * George Carlin: Thomas The Tank Engine Wouldn't Stop Being A Nuisance. Night After Night, He Kept The Other Engines Awake.
 * Thomas: I'm Tired Of Pushing Coaches. I Wanna See The World.
 * George Carlin: The Other Engines Didn't Take Much Notice, For Thomas Was A Little Engine With A Long Tongue. But One Night, Edward Came To The Shed. He Was A Kind Little Engine And Felt Sorry For Thomas.
 * Edward: I've Got Some Freight Cars To Take Home Tomorrow. If You Take Them Instead Of Me, I'll Push Coaches In The Yard.
 * Thomas: Thank You.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: That Would Be Nice.
 * George Carlin: Next Morning, Edward And Thomas Asked Their Drivers, And When They Said "Yes", Thomas Ran Off Happily To Find Freight Cars. Now The Freight Cars Were Silly And Noisy. They Talked A Lot And Don't Attend To What They Are Doing. And I'm Sorry To Say They Play Tricks On An Engine Who Is Not Used To Them. Edward Knew All About The Freight Cars. He Warned Thomas To Be Careful But Thomas Was Too Excited To Listen. The Shunter Fastened The Coupling And When The Signal Dropped, Thomas Was Ready. The Conductor Blew His Whistle.
 * Thomas: Peep Peep.
 * George Carlin: Answered Thomas And Started Off. But The Freight Cars Weren't Ready.
 * Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: They Screamed.
 * Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, Wait!
 * George Carlin: But Thomas Wouldn't Wait.
 * Thomas: Come On Come On.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed.
 * Freight Cars: All Right, Don't Fuss! All Right, Don't Fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled The Cars. Thomas Began Going Faster And Faster.
 * Thomas: Wheesh!
 * George Carlin: He Whistled, As He Rush Through Henry's Tunnel.
 * Thomas: Hurry, Hurry.
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas. He Was Feeling Very Proud Of Himself. But The Cars Grew Crosser And Crosser. At Last Thomas Slowed Down As He Came To Gordon's Hill.
 * (Thomas Is At The Top Of Gordon's Hill, But Is All Exhausted)
 * Thomas' Driver: Steady, Now, Steady.
 * George Carlin: Warned The Driver, As He Reach The Top. He Began To Put On The Brakes.
 * Thomas: We're Stopping, We're Stopping!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas.
 * Freight Cars: No, No, No!
 * George Carlin: Answered The Cars Bumping Them To Each Other.
 * Freight Cars: Go On! Go On!
 * George Carlin: Before The Driver Could Stop Them They Had Pushed Thomas Down The Hill And Were Rattling And Laughing Behind Him. Poor Thomas Tried Hard To Stop Them From Making Him Go Too Fast.
 * Thomas: Stop Pushing, Stop Pushing!
 * George Carlin: He Hissed. But The Cars Took No Notice.
 * Freight Cars: Go On! Go On!
 * George Carlin: They Giggled In Their Silly Way.
 * Thomas: There's The Station! Oh Dear, What Shall I Do?
 * George Carlin: Cried Thomas. They Rattled Straight Through And Swerved Into The Goods Yard. Thomas Shut His Eyes.
 * Thomas: I Must Stop!
 * (Thomas Comes To A Halt)
 * George Carlin: When He Opened His Eyes, He Saw He Had Stopped Just In Front Of The Buffers. There Watching Him Was...Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What Are You Doing Here, Thomas?
 * George Carlin: He Asked.
 * Thomas: I Brought Edward's Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: Thomas Answered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Why Did You Come So Fast?
 * Thomas: I Didn't Mean To. I Was Pushed.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You've Got A Lot To Learn About Freight Cars, Thomas. After Pushing Them About Here For A Few Weeks You'll Know Almost As Much About Them As Edward. Then You'll Be A Really Useful Engine.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas Saves The Day)
 * George Carlin: Every Day, Sir Topham Hatt Came To Catch His Train.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
 * George Carlin: He Always Said To Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't Let The Silly Freight Cars Tease You. Remember, You Have An Important Job To Do As A Special Helper In The Train Yard.
 * (Thomas' Whistle Toots)
 * George Carlin: There Were Lots Of Freight Cars And Thomas Worked Very Hard Pushing And Pulling Them Into Place. There Was Also A Small Coach And Two Strange Things His Driver Called Cranes.
 * Thomas' Driver: That's The Breakdown Train.
 * George Carlin: He Told Thomas.
 * Thomas' Driver: The Cranes Are For Lifting Heavy Things Like Engines And Coaches And Freight Cars.
 * George Carlin: One Day, Thomas In The Yard. Suddenly He Heard An Engine Whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: A Freight Train Came Rushing Through Much Too Fast. The Engine Was James And He Was Frightened. His Brake Blocks Were On Fire.
 * James: They're Pushing Me, They're Pushing Me.
 * George Carlin: He Panted.
 * Freight Cars: On! On!
 * George Carlin: Laughed The Freight Cars. Still Whistling...
 * James: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: Poor James Disappeared.
 * Thomas: I Like To Teach Those Freight Cars A Lesson.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas The Tank Engine.
 * (We Hear An Alarm Ringing)
 * George Carlin: Soon Came The Alarm.
 * Signalman: James Is Off The Line. The Breakdown Train Quickly.
 * George Carlin: Thomas Was Coupled On And Off They Went. Thomas Worked His Hardest.
 * Thomas: Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
 * George Carlin: He Puffed. He Wasn't Pretending To Be Like Gordon. He Really Meant It.
 * Thomas: Bother Those Freight Cars And Their Tricks. I Hope Poor James Isn't Hurt.
 * George Carlin: James' Driver And Fireman Were Feeling Him All Over To See If He Was Hurt.
 * (Cows Mooing)
 * James' Driver And Fireman: Never Mind James.
 * George Carlin: They Said. It Was Those Silly Freight Cars And Your Old Wooden Brakes That Caused The Accident.
 * George Carlin: Thomas Pushed The Breakdown Train Alongside. Then He Pulled Away The Unhurt Freight Cars.
 * Freight Cars: Oh, Dear. Oh, Dear.
 * George Carlin: They Groaned.
 * Thomas: Serves You Right, Serves You Right.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas. He Was Hard At Work Puffing Backwards And Forwards All Afternoon.
 * Thomas: This'll Teach You A Lesson, This'll Teach You A Lesson.
 * George Carlin: He Told The Freight Cars. And They Answered...
 * Freight Cars: Yes It Will, Yes It Will.
 * George Carlin: They Left The Broken Cars. Then With Two Cranes They Put James Back On The Rails.
 * (The Cranes Lift James Away From The Field. A Surprised Thomas Watches As James Is Put Back To The Rails)
 * George Carlin: He Tried To Move, But He Couldn't So Thomas Helped Him Back To The Shed. Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting Anxiously For Them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Heard All About It And I'm Very Pleased With You. You're A Really Useful Engine. James Shall Have Some Proper Brakes And A New Coat Of Paint And You Shall Have A Branch Line All To Yourself.
 * Thomas: Oh Thank You Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas. Now Thomas Is As Happy As Can Be. He Has A Branch Line And Two Coaches Called Annie And Clarabel. He Puffs Proudly Backwards And Forwards With Them All Day. He Is Never Lonely. Edward And Henry Stop Quite Often And Tell Him The News. Gordon Is Always In A Hurry But Never Forgets To Say...
 * Gordon: Boop Boop.
 * George Carlin: And Thomas Always Whistles...
 * Thomas: Peep Peep.
 * George Carlin: In Return.
 * (Thomas' Whistle Toots)
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas' Anthem)
 * Children: (Singing) It's Thomas The Tank Engine. Hip, Hip, Hip, Hip, Hooray! Chugga-Chugga, Chugg, Chugg Chuff, Chuff, Chuff. He Rides Along The Way. And When You Hear That Whistle, It Can Only Be One Train. Our Favourite Little Engine, Thomas Is His Name! Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas, We Love You. He's A Really Useful Engine With His Heart That's Big And Strong. He Chugga-Chugga, Chuff Chuffs Working Hard Helping Everyone. Thomas, He Has Lots Of Friends And You Can Be One Too. Just Clap, Clap, Clap And Sing-Along Thomas, We Love You. Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas, We Love You. There's Gordon And Henry, Edward, James And Toby, Annie And Clarabel.
 * Boy: And Don't Forget Percy!
 * Children: (Singing) Terence And Bertie, Diesel, Duck And Daisy, Lots More Friends For You. He's Always Up To Mischief, That Cheeky Little Train. He Chugga-Chugga-Chuff-Chuffs Everywhere, He's Always Playing Games. The Fat Controller Scolds Him, But Loves Him Just The Same. Our Favourite Little Engine, Thomas Is His Name! Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas We Love You. Thomas The Tank Engine Rolling Along, (Whistling) All Of His Friends Will Be Coming Along. Thomas We Love You, Thomas We Love You, Thomas, We Love You!
 * (Whistle Blowing)
 * (Following This Song, We Fade To The Time For Trouble And Other Thomas Stories Outro)
 * (While The End Credits Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (Afterwards, In A Silent Style, The A Britt Allcroft Production Logo Appears)
 * (Underneath This Logo Is The Entertainment To Grow Up With Text)
 * (We Once Again See The 1998-1999 Anchor Bay Entertainment Logo As We End This Video)