Category:Old Iron And Other Thomas Stories (February 18, 1993) Full

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 * (We Open This Video With The Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
 * (We Then See The 1993-1994 Strand Home Video Logo)
 * (We Also See The Britt Allcroft Presents Logo)
 * (We Then Also See The Thomas Season 3 Intro And We Begin Old Iron)
 * George Carlin: One Day, James Have To Wait At The Station Till Edward And His Train Came In. This Made Him Cross.
 * James: Late Again!
 * George Carlin: Edward Laughed And James Fumed Away. After James Had Finished His Work, He Went Back To The Yard, And Puffed On To The Turntable. He Was Still Feeling Very Bad Tempered.
 * James: Edward Is Impossible!
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled To The Others.
 * James: He Clanks About Like A Lot Of "Old Iron" And He Is So Slow, He Makes Us Wait!
 * George Carlin: Thomas And Percy Were Indigent.
 * Percy: Old Iron?! Slow?!
 * Thomas: Why, Edward Could Beat You In A Race Any Day!
 * James: Really?!
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: I Should Like To See Him Do It.
 * George Carlin: Next Morning, James' Driver Was Suddenly Taking ill. He Could Hardly Stand, So The Fireman Uncoupled James Ready For Shunting. James Was Impatient. Suddenly, The Signalman Shouted. There Was James Puffing Away Down The Line.
 * Signalman: All Traffic Halted!
 * George Carlin: Called The Signalman. Then He Told The Fireman What Had Happened.
 * Signalman: 2 Boys Were On James' Footplate Fiddling With The Controls.
 * Fireman: Whew.
 * Signalman: They Tumbled Off And Ran When James Started.
 * (Phone Rings)
 * George Carlin: The Signalman Answered The Telephone.
 * Signalman: Yes? He's Here? Right, I'll Tell Him. The Inspector's Coming At Once. He Wants A Shunter's Pole And A Coil Of Wire Rope.
 * Fireman: What For?
 * George Carlin: Wondered The Fireman.
 * Signalman: Search Me, But You Better Get Them Quickly.
 * George Carlin: The Fireman Was Ready When Edward Arrived. The Inspector Saw The Pole And A Rope.
 * Inspector: Good Man, Jump In.
 * Edward: We'll Catch Him, We'll Catch Him.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Edward. James Was Laughing.
 * James: What A Lark! What A Lark!
 * George Carlin: He Chuckled To Himself. Suddenly, He Was Going Faster And Faster. He Realized That He Had No Driver.
 * James: What Shall I Do? I Can't Stop! Help! Help!
 * Edward: We're Coming, We're Coming!
 * George Carlin: Called Edward. Edward Was Panting Up Behind With Every Ounce Of Steam He Had. At Last, He Caught Up With James.
 * Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Called His Driver. The Inspector Stood On Edward's Front Holding A Noose Of Rope In The Crook Of The Shunter's Pole. He Was Trying To Slip It Over James' Buffer. The Engines Swayed And Lurched. At Last...
 * Inspector: Got Him!
 * George Carlin: He Shouted. He Pulled The Noose Tight. Gently Braking, Edward's Driver Checked The Engines' Speed, And James' Fireman Scrambled Across And Took Control.
 * Edward: So The "Old Iron" Caught You After All.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Edward.
 * James: I'm Sorry.
 * George Carlin: Whispered James.
 * James: Thank You For Saving Me. You Were Splendid, Edward.
 * Edward: That's All Right.
 * George Carlin: Replied Edward. The Engines Arrived At The Station Side By Side. Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: A Fine Piece Of Work.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: James, You Can Rest, And Then Take Your Train. I'm Proud Of You, Edward. You Shall Go To The Works And Have Your Worn Parts Mended.
 * Edward: Oh, Thank You, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: It'll Be Lovely Not To Clank.
 * (A Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas Gets Bumped)
 * George Carlin: Every Afternoon, Thomas The Tank Engine Puffs Along His Branch Line With Annie And Clarabel. First They Pass The Water Mill. Next, They Come To A Big Farm. Then, They Can See A Bridge With A Village Nestled Either Side Of It. This Is A Special Place. Whenever Children Hear Thomas Coming Along, They Stand On The Bridge, Waving Until He Is Out Of Sight. One Day, Thomas Was Running Late. He Had Stopped At A Red Light Before The Bridge To Talk To Some New Children. Percy The Green Engine Was Waiting, Too.
 * Percy: Hurry Up, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Called Percy When The Signal Dropped.
 * Percy: If You're Late, Sir Topham Hatt Might Get A New Engine To Replace You.
 * Thomas: He Would Never Do That!
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas, But He Was Worried. Next Day, Thomas Hurried Along The Line. Just Ahead Was The Goods Yard. There, On The Platform, Was An Inspector Waving A Red Flag. Next, Thomas Saw Some Children. They Were Waving, Too.
 * Thomas: Something Must Be Wrong.
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas.
 * Thomas: This Station Is For Goods, Not Passengers.
 * Children: Help, Thomas, Help! We're Glad To See You.
 * George Carlin: Called The Children.
 * Children: Please, Will You Take Us Home?
 * George Carlin: The Stationmaster Explained To Thomas' Driver That The School Bus Had Broken Down, And All The Parents Would Be Worried If The Children Were Late. Thomas Waited As The Children Walked Down From The Bridge. Then He Took The Children To The Next Station, Where Bertie Was Waiting To Take Them Home. When Thomas Finished His Journey, He Was Very Late. He Was Worried That Sir Topham Hatt Might Be Cross With Him.
 * Percy: I Warned Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Percy To James.
 * Percy: He's Been Late One Time Too Many. He'll Be In Trouble Now.
 * George Carlin: But Next Morning, When Thomas Pick Up His Passengers, Sir Topham Hatt Was Nowhere To Be Seen.
 * (Thomas Looks Around And Finds Nothing)
 * Thomas: Thank Goodness.
 * George Carlin: Sighed Thomas. Thomas Knows Every Part Of His Line. Just Ahead Was A Stretch Where The Hot Sun Had Bent The Rails On The Track.
 * Thomas' Driver: Careful, Thomas!
 * George Carlin: Called His Driver. But It Was Too Late.
 * (Thomas Falls Off The Rails)
 * Thomas' Driver: That's Done It!
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: We Shan't Get Any Further Today!
 * Thomas: But What About My Passengers?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas.
 * Thomas' Driver: Don't Worry, They'll Be Looked After.
 * George Carlin: Replied His Driver. While Workmen Repaired The Line, Thomas Had To Shunt Freight Cars In The Yard. Bertie Came To See Him.
 * Bertie: I Understand You Need My Help Again.
 * Thomas: Yes, Bertie.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas Sadly.
 * Thomas: I Can't Run Without My Rails.
 * George Carlin: Bertie Set Off To Collect Thomas' Passengers.
 * Passengers: Hello, Bertie.
 * George Carlin: They Said.
 * Passengers: We're Glad You're Here.
 * George Carlin: Bertie Drove Along The Road That Runs By The Railway. He Stopped At Each Station Along The Line. Sometimes He Stopped Between Stations To Let People Off Closer To Their Homes. Thomas Felt Miserable.
 * Thomas: I've Lost My Passengers To Bertie. They'll Like Him Better Than Me.
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt Arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Your Branch Line Is Repaired. I'm Going To Change Your Timetable So That You And Bertie Can Work Together More.
 * George Carlin: When Thomas Reached The Station, There, To His Relief, Were All His Passengers.
 * Passengers: Bertie Is A Good Bus, But We Missed Our Train Rides With You.
 * George Carlin: They Said. Later, Thomas Spoke To Bertie.
 * Thomas: Thank You For Looking After My Passengers.
 * Bertie: That's All Right, Thomas. I Like To Make New Friends, But I'm Glad To Share Them With You.
 * Thomas: You're A Good Friend, Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: And Always Will Be.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas, Percy And The Dragon)
 * George Carlin: Thomas And Percy Are Good Friends, But Sometimes Percy Teases Thomas About Being Frightened And He Doesn't Like That At All. One Evening He Was Dozing Happily In The Shed, But Percy Wanted To Talk.
 * Percy: Wake Up, Thomas. Are You Dreaming About The Time You Thought I Was A Ghost?
 * Thomas: Certainly Not. Anyway, I Was Only Pretending To Be Scared. I Knew It Was Your Really.
 * George Carlin: Percy Went On Teasing Him.
 * Percy: I Hope The Guard Leaves The Light On For You Tonight.
 * Thomas: Why?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Quite Like The Dark.
 * Percy: Oh Really?
 * George Carlin: Explained Percy.
 * Percy: I Am Surprised. I'd Always Thought You Were Afraid Of The Dark. I Wonder Why?
 * George Carlin: Thomas Decided To Say Nothing And Went To Sleep Instead. Next Day, Sir Topham Hatt Came To See Him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Would Like You To Go To The Harbour Tonight. You Have To Collect Something Rather Unusual.
 * Thomas: What Sort Of Something?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Wait And See.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Topham Hatt. Meanwhile, Percy Was Moving Some Freight Cars Into A Siding. Henry Arrived With His Goods Train. The Signalman Changed The Switches And Percy Waited On The Siding Until Henry Had Steamed By. Then, There Was Trouble.
 * The Signalman: The Switches Are Jammed.
 * George Carlin: Called The Signalman.
 * The Signalman: I Can't Switch Them Back For Percy. The Workmen Will Have To Mend Them In The Morning. It's Too Late Now.
 * Percy's Driver: Hmmm.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy's Driver.
 * Percy's Driver: I'm Sorry, Percy. But You Will Have To Stay Here Tonight.
 * Percy: Where Are You Going?
 * George Carlin: Asked Percy.
 * Percy's Fireman: Home For Tea.
 * George Carlin: Replied The Fireman. Percy Was Speechless. He Watched As The Other Engines Went Home To The Shed. Night-Time Came And Percy Began To Feel Very Lonely.
 * Percy: Oh Dear.
 * George Carlin: He Murmured.
 * Percy: It's Very Dark.
 * (A Screeching Noise Can Be Heard)
 * Percy: Oh! Oh! What's That?!
 * George Carlin: It Was Only An Owl, But Percy Didn't Realize This.
 * Percy: Oh, I Wish Thomas Was Here Too.
 * George Carlin: He Sighed. Thomas Was Waiting For His Mysterious Load At The Harbour. Suddenly, There Is Was.
 * (The Chinese Dragon Appears)
 * Thomas: Cinders And Ashes!
 * George Carlin: Cried Thomas.
 * Thomas: It's A Dragon!
 * Thomas's Driver: Don't Worry.
 * George Carlin: Laughed His Driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: This Dragon Is Made Of Paper. It's For The Carnival Tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: Workmen Lifted The Dragon Onto Thomas' Load Loader And Put Lights All Around It For Protection. Then, Thomas Set Off Into The Misty Night. Percy Was Asleep On His Siding And Had No Idea That Thomas Was Approaching Him.
 * (Thomas And The Dragon Approach Percy And Scare Him)
 * George Carlin: Percy Woke Up With A Start.
 * Percy: Help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Percy.
 * Percy: I'm Not Going To Open My Eyes Until My Driver Comes.
 * George Carlin: Next Morning The Switches Were Mended And Percy Puffed Back To The Junction. Gordon Was Just About To Leave With The Express.
 * Percy: You'll Never Guess What I Saw Last Night.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was In No Mood For Puzzles.
 * Gordon: I'm A Busy Engine. I Don't Have Time For Your Games.
 * Percy: I've Seen A Huge Dragon. It Was Covered In Lights.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Snorted.
 * Gordon: You've Been In The Sun Too Long. Your Dome Has Cracked.
 * George Carlin: When The Other Engines Heard The News, They Laughed Too.
 * James: Look Out, Percy!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled James.
 * James: Or The Dragon May Gobble You Up!
 * Percy: No One Believes Me.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Percy.
 * Percy: Maybe I Did Imagine The Dragon After All.
 * George Carlin: But Percy Soon Found Out That He Didn't.
 * Percy: Help! Save Me!
 * George Carlin: Cried Percy.
 * Thomas: It's Alright.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Thomas. And He Explained About The Carnival.
 * Thomas: By The Way, How Was Your Night Out?
 * George Carlin: Percy Decided To Tell Thomas The Truth.
 * Thomas: Well, Percy.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Maybe We Do Get Scared Sometimes, But If We're Not Afraid To Tell Each Other, Then That Means We're Quite Brave Too.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Diesel Does It Again)
 * George Carlin: Percy And Duck Enjoyed Their Work In The Harbour, Pulling And Pushing Freight Cars Full Of Cargo To And From The Key. But One Morning, The Engines Were Exhausted. The Harbour Was Busier Than Ever. Sir Topham Hatt Promised That Another Engine Would Be Found To Help Them.
 * Percy: Huh. It's About Time.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Duck: I Ached So Much I Can Hardly Get My Wheels To Move.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Duck. They Waited For The Engine To Arrive. It Came As A Shock When He Did.
 * Diesel: Good Morning.
 * George Carlin: Squirmed Diesel In His Oily Voice. The 2 Engines Had Not Work With Diesel For A Long Time.
 * Duck: What Are You Doing Here?
 * George Carlin: Gasped Duck.
 * Duck: Your Worth Top...er, Sir Topham Hatt Sent Me. I Hope You Are Pleased To See Me Again. I Have To Shunt Some Dreadful Tiresome Cars.
 * Percy: Shunt Where?
 * George Carlin: Said Percy Suspiciously.
 * Diesel: Where? Why From Here To There.
 * George Carlin: Purred Diesel.
 * Diesel: And Then Again From There To Here. Easy, Isn't It?
 * George Carlin: With That, Diesel As If To Make Himself Clear Bumped Some Cars Hard.
 * Cars: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed The Cars.
 * Cars: Grrr!
 * George Carlin: Growled Diesel. Percy And Duck Were Horrified. They Did Not Trust Diesel At All. They Refuse To Work And Did Not Leave Their Shed. Sir Topham Hatt Was Enjoying His Tea And Iced Bun When The Telephone Rang.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: So There's Trouble In The Harbour Yard? I'll Be There Right Away.
 * George Carlin: Diesel Was Working Loudly And Alone. Cargo Lay On The Key. Ships And Passengers Were Delayed. Everyone Was Complaining About Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. Percy And Duck Were Sulking In Their Shed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's All This?
 * George Carlin: Demanded Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Percy: We're On Strike, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy Nervously.
 * Duck: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Added Duck.
 * Duck: Beg Pardon, Sir, But We Don't Work With Diesel, Sir. You Said You Sent Him Packing, Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Have To Give Diesel A Second Chance.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm Trying To Help By Bringing Diesel Here. Now You Must Help Me He Is The Only Engine Available.
 * George Carlin: Percy And Duck Went Sadly Back To Work. Next Day, Things Were No Better. Diesel's Driver Did Not Put On His Brakes On Properly And Diesel Started To Move. He Went Bump Straight Into Percy.
 * Diesel: Wake Up There, Percy.
 * George Carlin: Scowled Diesel.
 * Diesel: You Have Work To Do.
 * George Carlin: He Didn't Even Say He Was Sorry To Percy. Later, Diesel Bumped The Cars So Hard That The Loads Went Everywhere.
 * Percy: What Would Sir Topham Hatt Say?
 * George Carlin: Gasped Percy.
 * Duck: He Won't Like It.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Diesel: So Who's Going To Tell You I Wonder? 2 Goody-Goody Tattletales Like You I Suppose?
 * George Carlin: Percy And Duck Did Not Wanna Be Tattletales, So They Said Nothing. Diesel Thinking He Can Getting Away From His Bad Behavior Was Ruder Than Ever. Next Day, He Was Shunting Freight Cars Full Of China Clay. He Banged The Cars Hard Into The Buffers, But The Buffers Weren't Secure. The Silly Cars Were Sunked! Sir Topham Hatt Heard The News. The Cars Were Hoisted Safely From The Sea But The Clay Was Lost. Sir Topham Hatt Spoke Severely To Diesel.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The Harbormaster Has Tell Me Anything. Things Weren't Much Better Here Before You Arrived. I Shall Not Be Inviting You Back. Now Duck And Percy, I Hope You Don't Mind Having Handle The Work By Yourselves Again.
 * Percy: Oh No, Sir.
 * Duck: Yes Please, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Replied The Engines. Whistling Cheerfully, They Puff Back To Work While Diesel Sulk Slowly Away.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Henry's Forest)
 * George Carlin: Henry The Green Engine Has Lived On The Island Of Sodor For Many Years. He Wouldn't Want To Be Anywhere Else. He Liked Every Part Of It From The Fields Filled With Flowers To The White Sandy Beaches. But There Is One Place That Henry Always Enjoyed Visiting More Than Any Other. His Driver Knew This Too.
 * Henry's Driver: Come On, Henry.
 * George Carlin: He Would Sometimes Say.
 * Henry's Driver: We Made Good Time Today. We'll Stop For A While By The Forest.
 * George Carlin: Henry Loved It Here. The Forest Was Filled With Broad Oaks And Tall Pines. Henry Could Remember The Day Long Ago When He And Toby Brought Some New Trees To Be Planted And Terence And Trevor Helped Haul Them Into Place. Now He Could See The Trees Growing Amongst The Others. Henry Always Felt Better For Being Here. He Couldn't Really Explain Why But His Driver Understood.
 * Henry's Driver: It's Peaceful.
 * George Carlin: He Said To Henry. But One Night, Everything Changed. The Engines Were Resting In The Shed.
 * Thomas: Listen.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Can You Hear A Strange Whistling Sound?
 * Toby: It's The Wind Blowing Outside Our Shed.
 * George Carlin: Replied Toby.
 * Toby: But I Never Heard Of Like This Before.
 * James: Do You Know.
 * George Carlin: Added James.
 * James: If Gordon Wasn't Here By Now, I Say It Was Him Thundering By With The Express.
 * George Carlin: All The Engines Laughed, Except Henry.
 * Henry: I Hope The Wind Won't Harm The Forest.
 * George Carlin: By Morning, The Fierce Winds Have Gone But The Damage Was Done. Henry's Driver Came To See Him In The Yard.
 * Henry's Driver: Trees Have Fallen On The Line.
 * George Carlin: He Said.
 * Henry's Driver: We Must Help Clear The Tracks.
 * George Carlin: Donald Set Off With The Breakdown Train And Henry Followed. Trees Lay Everywhere. The Hillside Now Looked So Bare. Henry Felt Sad.
 * Henry: What Will Happen To All The Animals Who Lived Here?
 * George Carlin: He Thought. When Henry's Flat Cars Were Full Of Logs, He Took Them To The Timbermill Where They Will Be Turned To Furniture And Other Things. Henry Was Glad The Wood Was Being Put To Good Use, But He Was Sorry To Lose Part Of His Forest.
 * Toby: Oh Dear.
 * George Carlin: Sighed Toby To Thomas.
 * Toby: I Wish There Was Something We Can Do To Make Things Better Again.
 * Thomas: Yes Indeed.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: But What? We Can't Mend Broken Trees.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Toby.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Do Look Glum.
 * Toby: I'm Sad About The Trees.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Toby: And So Is Henry. The Forest Is A Special Place To Him. Now Some Of It Was Gone.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll Soon Put That Right.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I Have An Important Job For You, Toby. I Will Like You To Take Some Freight Cars To The Forest.
 * George Carlin: When The Freight Cars Arrived, Toby Was Delighted. They Were Full Of Splendid Young Trees Already For Plating.
 * Toby: This Is The Best Job I've Ever Had.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby Happily. When Henry Returned, He Was Most Surprised. There Were Terence And Trevor Busily Helping The Workmen Clear The Torrents Stumps And Branches.
 * Terence: Look, Henry.
 * George Carlin: Called Terence.
 * Terence: We're Beginning Again. The Hillside Will Look Better Than Ever Before. You'll See.
 * George Carlin: Now Whenever Henry Stops By The Forest, He Could See The New Trees Growing Strong And Tall. Sometimes, Everywhere Was Quiet, And The Other Times, Henry Could Hear Leaves Rustling, Or Birds Wing Brushing The Air. Often He Can Hear The Distance Sounds Of Children Laughing, And Always He Is Happy Here.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin The Trouble With Mud)
 * George Carlin: One Morning, Thomas Was Being Cleaned When Gordon Arrived. Mud Had Blown All Over His Smart Blue Paint.
 * Thomas: Hello, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas.
 * Thomas: You Look As If You Had A Mud Bath. Be A Sensible Engine And Have A Shower Instead.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Snorted.
 * Gordon: I Haven't Time To Dawdle Over My Appearance Like Fussy Tank Engines Do.
 * George Carlin: The Wind Blew Stronger.
 * Driver: Gordon, Slow Down!
 * George Carlin: Called His Driver. This Made Gordon Crosser Still.
 * Gordon: Now I'll Be Dirty And Late, Dirty And Late!
 * George Carlin: He Hissed. At The Next Station Was A Sign: All Trains Must Wash Down Daily. James Had Just Finished Being Cleaned.
 * Driver: Come On, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: You Feel Better Too After A Good Hosedown.
 * Gordon: Bah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon And Angrily Let Off Steam.
 * Driver: You're A Very Naughty Engine!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon's Driver.
 * Driver: Now James Will Need Another Shower. You'll Have To Wait Your Turn Till Later.
 * Gordon: Good Riddance.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'm Far Too Busy To Waste Time With Water.
 * George Carlin: He Finished His Journey Safely And Steamed Into The Big Station. Sir Topham Hatt Was Waiting. So Were Gordon's Coaches And The Passengers.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Goodness Gracious!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You Can't Pull The Train, Henry Will Have To Do It. Gordon You Better Clean Straight Away.
 * George Carlin: Gordon Was Soon Being Washed.
 * Gordon: Mind My Eyes!
 * George Carlin: He Grumbled. Then He Pulled Cars For The Rest Of The Day.
 * Gordon: Freight Trains, Freight Trains!
 * George Carlin: He Spluttered. He Felt His Position Deeply.
 * Gordon: That's For You, And You, And You!
 * James: Cars Will Be Cars.
 * George Carlin: Laughed James.
 * Gordon: They Won't With Me.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'll Teach Them.
 * George Carlin: James Got Ready To Take The Express When Gordon Returned.
 * Gordon: Be Careful.
 * George Carlin: Warned Gordon.
 * Gordon: The Hills Are Slippery. You May Need Help.
 * James: I Don't Need Help On Hills.
 * George Carlin: Replied James Huffily.
 * James: Gordon Thinks He Knows Everything.
 * George Carlin: Earlier A Storm Had Swept Gordon's Hill Blowing Leaves On To The Tracks Which Made Them Slippery. Even Know The Storm Had Passed, The Hill Was Still Difficult To Climb. James Knew This. The Signal Showed Cleared, And James Began To Go Faster.
 * James: I'll Do It, I'll Do It.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed. Halfway Up, He Was Not So Sure.
 * James: I Must Do It, I Must Do It.
 * George Carlin: But His Wheels Slipped On The Leaves. He Couldn't Pull The Train At All.
 * James: Help, Help!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James. His Wheels Were Turning Forward, But The Heavy Coaches Pulled Him Backwards. The Whole Train Started Slipping Down The Hill. His Driver Shut Off Steam And Put On The Brakes, Then Carefully He Stopped The Train. Gordon Saw Everything.
 * Gordon: Ah Well, We Live And Learn. Never Mind, Little James. I'm Going To Push Behind.
 * George Carlin: Clouds Of Smoke And Steam Billowed From The Snorting Engines As They Struggled Up The Hill.
 * James: We Can Do It!
 * George Carlin: Puffed James.
 * Gordon: We Will Do It!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Gordon. At Last They Reached The Top.
 * James: Peep Peep! Thank You, Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James.
 * Gordon: Boop Boop!
 * George Carlin: Answered Gordon.
 * Gordon: Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: That Night, Sir Topham Hatt Came To See The Engines. Gordon Was Miserable.
 * Thomas: Please, Sir?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Can Gordon Pull Coaches Again Now?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If You Understand That Having A Washdown Is A Sensle To Every Engine, Then Yes, Gordon, You May.
 * Gordon: Thank You.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Gordon.
 * Gordon: Dirty Or Clean, I'm A Famous Machine!
 * George Carlin: But No One Heard But Him.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Terence The Tractor)
 * George Carlin: Autumn Had Come To The Island Of Sodor. The Fields Were Changing From Yellow Stubble To Brown Earth And An Tractor Was Hard At Work As Thomas Puff Along. Later Thomas Saw The Tractor Close By.
 * Terence: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said The Tractor.
 * Terence: I'm Terence, I'm Plowing.
 * Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm Pulling A Train. What Ugly Wheels You Got.
 * Terence: They're Not Ugly, They're Caterpillars.
 * George Carlin: Said Terence.
 * Terence: I Can Go Anywhere. I Don't Need Rails.
 * Thomas: I Don't Want To Go Anywhere.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Like My Rails, Thank You.
 * George Carlin: Winter Came With Dark Clouds Full Of Snow.
 * Driver: I Don't Like It.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas' Driver.
 * Driver: A Heavy Fall Is Coming. I Hope It Doesn't Stop Us.
 * Thomas: Huh!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: Soft Stuff, Nothing To It.
 * George Carlin: And He Puffed On Feeling Cold But Confident. They Finished Their Journey Safely But By Now The Country Was Covered.
 * Driver: You Need Your Snowplough For The Next Journey, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Thomas: Huh! Snow Is Silly Soft Stuff It Won't Stop Me.
 * George Carlin: The Snowplough Was Heavy And Uncomfortable And Made Thomas Cross. He Shook It And He Banged It And When They Got Back It Was So Damaged That The Driver Had To Take It Off.
 * Driver: You're A Very Naughty Engine.
 * George Carlin: He Said To Thomas. Next Morning, Thomas' Driver And Fireman Came Early And Worked Hard To Mend The Snowplough, But They Couldn't Make It Fit. Thomas Was Pleased.
 * Thomas: I Shan't Have To Wear It, I Shan't Have To Wear It.
 * George Carlin: He Puffed To Annie And Clarabel. But They Were Rather Worried.
 * Annie And Clarabel: I Hope It's All Right, I Hope It's All Right.
 * George Carlin: They Whispered To Each Other. The Driver Was Worried Too.
 * Driver: It's Not Bad Here.
 * George Carlin: He Said To The Fireman.
 * Driver: But It's Sure To Be Deep In The Valley.
 * Thomas: Silly Soft Stuff.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Didn't Need That Stupid Old Thing Yesterday And I Shan't Today. Snow Can't Stop Me.
 * George Carlin: He Rushed Into A Tunnel Thinking How Clever He Was. But There Was Trouble Ahead.
 * (Thomas Crashes Into A Snowdrift)
 * Thomas: Cinders And Ashes!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I'm Stuck.
 * George Carlin: And He Was.
 * Driver: Back, Thomas, Back.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver. Thomas Tried But His Wheels Spun And He Couldn't Move. The Conductor Went Back For Help While Everyone Else Tried To Dig The Snow Away. But As Fast As They Dug, More Snow Slipped Down Until Thomas Was Nearly Buried.
 * Thomas: Oh, My Wheels And Coupling Rods. I Shall Have To Stop Here Till I'm Frozen. What A Silly Engine I Am.
 * George Carlin: And Thomas Began To Cry. At Last The Bus Came To Rescue The Passengers. And Then Who Should Come To Thomas's Rescue But Terence. Snow Never Worries Him.
 * (Terence Hooks Up To Clarabel And Pulls Her And Annie Out Of The Snow)
 * George Carlin: He Pulled The Empty Coaches Away, Then Came Back For Thomas. Thomas' Wheels Were Clear But Still Spun When He Tried To Move. Terence Tugged And Slipped And Slipped And Tugged And At Last Dragged Thomas Clear Of The Snow Ready For The Journey Home.
 * (Terence Goes Away Into The Tunnel With Thomas Following Him)
 * Thomas: Oh, Thank You, Terence. Your Caterpillars Are Splendid.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Driver: I Hope You'll Be Splendid Now, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Thomas: I'll Try.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas And He Puffed Slowly Away.
 * (Another Nameplate Sequence Occurs And We Begin Thomas And Bertie's Great Race)
 * George Carlin: Thomas Was Waiting At The Junction When A Bus Arrived.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Who Are You?
 * Bertie: I'm Bertie. Who Are You?
 * Thomas: I'm Thomas. I Run This Branch Line.
 * Bertie: So You're Thomas. Ah, I Remembered Now. You Got Stuck In The Snow. I Took Your Passengers And Terence The Tractor Pulled You Out. I've Come To Help You With Your Passengers Today.
 * Thomas: Help Me?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I Can Go Faster Than You.
 * Bertie: You Can't.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Thomas: I Can.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas.
 * Bertie: I'll Race You!
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie. Their Drivers Agreed For The Race Going Ahead. The Stationmaster Said...
 * Stationmaster: Are You Ready? Go!
 * George Carlin: Thomas Never Could Go Fast At First And Bertie Drew In Front.
 * Annie And Clarabel: Why Don't You Go Fast, Why Don't You Go Fast.
 * George Carlin: Called Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Wait And See, Wait And See.
 * George Carlin: Hissed Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: He's A Long Way Ahead.
 * George Carlin: They Wailed. But Thomas Didn't Mind. He Remembered The Level Crossing. There Was Bertie Fuming At The Gates While They Sail Gaily Through.
 * Thomas: Goodbye, Bertie!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas. After That The Road Left The Railway So That They Couldn't See Bertie. Then, They Had To Stop At The Station To Let Off Passengers.
 * Thomas: Peep Peep! Quickly Please!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas And Off They Went Again.
 * Thomas: Come Along, Come Along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We're Coming Along, We're Coming Along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas, Then He Looked Ahead. There Was Bertie Tooting Triumphly On His Horn.
 * Thomas: Oh Deary Me, Oh Deary Me!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Thomas.
 * Driver: Steady, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said His Driver.
 * Driver: We'll Beat Bertie Yet.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We'll Be Bertie Yet, We'll Beat Bertie Yet.
 * George Carlin: Echoed Annie And Clarabel.
 * Thomas: We'll Do It, We'll Do It.
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Thomas: Oh Bother! There's A Station.
 * George Carlin: Then He Heard Bertie.
 * Bertie: Goodbye, Thomas. You Must Be Tired. Sorry I Can't Stop. We Buses Have To Work You Know. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Oh Dear.
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas.
 * Thomas: We've Lost.
 * George Carlin: But He Felt Better After A Drink. The Signal Dropped.
 * Thomas: Hurrah, We're Off! Hurrah, We're Off!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas. As They Crossed The Bridge, They Heard An Impatient...
 * Bertie: Honk Honk!
 * George Carlin: There Was Bertie Waiting At The Traffic Lights. He Started With A Roar And Chased On After Thomas Once Again. Now Thomas Reached His Full Speed. Bertie Tried Hard But Thomas Was Too Fast. Whistling Triumphantly He Plunged Into The Tunnel Leaving Bertie Toiling Far Behind.
 * Thomas: We've Done It, We've Done It!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Annie And Clarabel: We've Done It, Hooray! We've Done It, Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Chanted Annie And Clarabel As They Whooshed Into The Last Station. Everyone Was There To Celebrate Thomas' Victory. But They Gave A Big Welcome Too.
 * Bertie: Well Done, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: That Was Fun. But To Beat You Beat Over That Hill, I Should Have To Grow Wings And Be An Airplane.
 * George Carlin: They Now Kept Each Others Very Busy. They Often Talked About Their Race, But Bertie's Passengers Don't Like Being Bounced Like Peas In The Frying Pan, And Sir Topham Hatt Has Warned Thomas Not To Race At Dangerous Speeds. So Although, Between You And Me, They Would Like To Have Another Race. I Don't Think They Ever Will, Do You?
 * (The Story Comes To A Still And We Go To The End Credits)
 * (While They Roll, The Thomas End Theme Plays)
 * (We Also See The Strand Home Video Logo As The Video Ends)